still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he's kind of change.y. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by lightning the atmospheric discharnl accompanied by thunder during a thunderstorm and sometimes during volcanic eruptions. guests will receive a guided tour of central park with the action brothers. the action brothers have been training together for 15 jeers and their mission is to show you a good time every time. guests will receive a free birthday thumbs up p sure we can send you presents and call you, but that is i'm personal. for now let's stick with the thumbs up. >>> welcome back. we now go to tv's andy levy. >> thanks, greg. let's get to it, shall we? >> okay. >> you started off your greg-alogue by saying, quote, the perfect narrative for any movie is david versus goliath. the half naked talk show host versus a team of rambunctious house boys. who is the little guy in the last one? >> that's a good question. usually the lights are out. >> so youssay size doesn't matter? >> your cat. >> maybe you came back a little too soon. >> you

still to come, the half time report from andy levy, a jerk. don't miss him at all. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by shin kicking, the early 17th century combat sport where two contestants kick each other in the shin in order to force their opponents to the ground. thanks, shin kick cking. -- shin kicking. >>> welcome back. he just insulted me. welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. andy, welcome back. >> thank you. wow, that is just really bizarre. >> it really is. >> it is a bit much. >> we are in a temporary studio right now. >> can i crush your heads? >> i don't know. >> that's weird. what did you want to talk about? >> i don't know. you know that story how they were able to control anti-matter? >> that's a great story. >> yes, let's talk about that. >> they controlled anti-matter for 16 minutes. >> it is amazing. >> it is the beginning of the end of the world. it will all go awry. >> yes. wiener press conference featuring andrew breitbart. i have to say in my 23 years as a journalist i have never seen an