and still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. i went poopie. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by knuckle heads, the term often used to refer to those considered of less than average intelligence. thanks, knuckle head. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong. for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> just doing last-minute notes. >> must have been important stuff. when it comes to you, you get excited. >> have you no idea what i just changed. on my blog afterwards i will put them both. >> put a line through one of the sen [stances|instances]. -- the sentences. >> lockerbie bomber. you said a photo of al mcgraw -- al mcgraw he. that's not cool. apologize. >> see what you did there? >> the old switcher-roo. >> that's the art. >> he said we should go in there and get al mcgraw he and see how he could survive with cancer. you mean after we will him? >> well, i suspect the surgical process might do the trick. >> sort of an all in one. masa, you said he was chilling at a qaddafi parade. can you really just chill

to point out i am oddly not rich in andy levy. how can people keep up with all things kenzie? >> i am on the facebook, on the twitter, on the four square orkts banjo and i'm on it all? >> what is the banjo? >> it is an app. >> it must be a western instrument. >> are you on the google plus? >> you know it. >> just wanted to get that in there. >> it is a military readiness show and that's what you do before you go to nuclear war. and that's a show i do. it is an hour show every week on fox news .com we talk to generals and ambassadors and -- >> it is from 2:00 to 3:00. i have the vice chairman of the joint chiefs of staff -- >> he is a very good counter point to the show. >> we had qaddafi on last night. >> we did. >> any final thoughts? >> yeah, i would like to apologize for the treatment of matt damon. >> and to make it up for you folks in montreal and quebec, i will be performing the final week of july. doing cheat live at class a cl

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. kind of a jerk. he is. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bridges, the structures carrying roads, paths or railroads across a body of water, depression or other obstacle. thanks, bridges. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good. >> excellent. studies says candy keeps kids from getting fat. final -- finally we know how that fifth dentist survey is. researchers tracked the overall health of 11,000 kids between the ages of 2 and 18. and then you said it was a job you applied for and got rejected? >> yes. >> is that why all of the cops were at your place? >> yes. >> well they are fans. >> it has to be a parole violation to even apply for the job. >> i am totally into research. >> you don't have to tell me. >> i have a lot of history of research. >> i know. you and pete townsend. >> he is working on a book, andy. >> so was pete. that's my point. pab -- yes, are you going to 5:00. you said your son's whole diet was frenc

for that we go to andy levy. what do you have? >> did you happen to see a white collar on the usa network earlier? >> no, i missed it because i was taping "red eye." >> that's too bad. >> why is that? >> there was a mention of yours truly, greg. michael, can we roll that? >> so where was the mention of you? >> right at the end. it said andy levy, signature of collection glasses. >> those are good glasses. i have a pair. >> it was made up as a shout out to me. >> they were really good glasses. i wondered if you were the guy that made them. >> that's not real. >> i don't have the same onesthat are in the clip. mine are silver with green lenses. >> why are you doing this? >> i like them, they are comfortable. >> you are the worst sort of person. >> i don't know why you showed that clip. it makes no sense to me. >> never mind. >> you ruin everything. it is a nice little things they did. -- it is a nice little thing they did. >> shut up. greg, you said that death is a bigger threat to staying employed at a bunch of federal agencies and

it is from tv's andy levy. >> tonight is sponsored by whales. the large marine mammal with a horizontal tail finish and a hole on top for breathing. thanks, whales. >>> wealth come back. let's see if we have anything wrong so far. a big congratulations for your emy nomination for nurse jackie. >> i am not talking to the emmys anymore. no nominations for community. easy somebody needs to go to jail. breakfast at tiffany's first, audrey hepburn was not in "porky's." i think you were thinking kim caw trel. she was in "sex in the city sty" and that's all you think about. >> yes, have i 17 of them. do you want me to name them all? >> i sure wouldn't. >> bob. you are right. although historians believe he named mickey mouse, but they don't think he is being true. >> i don't believe it. walt disney said it was true. >> it probably isn't, but it makes a hell of a good story so let's keep it going. let's not rain on it. >> it is my job to rain on fun. >> actually you are pretty funny. you would be worth getting up and watching at 3:00 in the morning. >> t

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on on tonight's show? >> herman cane says communities have a right to ban mosques. we'll see if there is a response. and did qvc can sell jane fonda because of political pressure? hopefully. and what did -- wow, i don't know what that says. there are a bunch of words miss frght tele prompter. it says what neo-nazi white power girl pop pressure blue into lib brl hippies? -- liberal hippies? that was not a sentence. the answer is weed. i know that. >> were you smoking any just now? >> it is possible when i typed that into the prompter i was high as a kite. we will never know. anyway, happy national get out of the dog house day, greg. >> what is the point of this one? >> nothing. i just thought you should know this is national get out of the dog house day. >> wasn't there other days you could pick? >> there was. i figured you should know. let's just leave it at that. >> it is your call. just thought you did a terrible job at it. >> no big deal. >> what else is new? >> go away. >>> let's welcome our guest. she

let's go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, mow arehow are you? >> i'm good. >> lauren, you said you want guys to do stuff for you like change tires. and you like when guys compliment you on things you are good at. lauren, what you are doing is helping to create a culture of woman who are seen as a vulnerable sex who need a man's help. so shame on you. and shame again. >> andy, please. you don't know how to change a tire. >> i actually do. it is greg who doesn't know how to change a tire. we talked about this on the show. >> she only watches the ones she's on. >> paul, you said if there was a fire are you supposed to wait and see if remy can move it so you conte hurt your feelings? don't no why your first instinct during a fire is to move a heavy deskment. >> look, there is smoke. half that heavy desk. there may be a fire. block us in. >> it is the best time to get post-its. >> you would have been better off if i hadn't let you answer. >> i can change a tire. >> rey, you pooh pooh the notion of sexism. the study says, quote, women endure sexist be

still to come, a half-time report from andy levy -- doesn't have a kitchen. the half-time report sponsored by running. thanks, running. >> let's see if we have done anything wrong so far, andy levy. >> who does, by the way have a kitchen. >> you do?! good for you, finally. a place to put your pots. >> always had a kitchen. >> never had one. >> always had one. >> been to your old place. >> there was a kitchen in the old place. >> you can't call a hot plate on your bed a kitchen. >> says who? >> according to -- >> mr. i define what a kitchen is. >> yes! that's my name. >> whatever. who made you the kitchen judge? casey anthony will be free next wednesday. john, you said you would never pay for casey anthony porn, but you would -- would forrent it. news corps attorneys want to speak to you after the show. so stick around, if you could. okay. john, you said you don't think we should have anonymous jurors, which i disagree with. >> why? >> you do i want vol fear -- volunteer for it. you are forced. >> you are not forced. it's jure duty. >> if you don't do it you c

we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy. to see recent clips of shows foxnews.com/redeye. >>> back to tv's andy levy with a post game wrap up. >> have you been doing some traveling lately? >> yes, i was in israel and met the prime minister and went down to an archaeological dig. you have to go to my website to read about it. >> that's cool. did you tell him i said hi. >> i did. i said my good friend andy head hey. >> we all know each other from the meetings and whatnot. >> tom, what was this week in hate? >> i was on "the daily show" it was a weekly round up of racist websites, back when the daily show was edgy. you can watch the old -- there is still on the "daily show" website. >> why not direct traffic to that? that would bal true wis stick. >> and get us killed or something. matt, are you going to be on fox business later today with your lovely shirt? >> i'm actually putting a tie on, maybe cut my hair. i may shave for that tomorrow at 4:00. >> those shows are important and we are not. >> actually this is my nicer outfit

still to come, the half thyme report from andy levy, a jerk. sponsored by that donkra, thanks, donkra. >> welcome back. let's find out if we have done anything wrong so far with andy levy. >> thanks, greg. >> you're welcome. casey anthony found not guilty. greg you said, yeah, instead of walking the green mile, casey anthony was all smiles. the correct phrase was the last mile. the green mile was only from the movie of the same way because the walk to the chair was a stretch of faded green lime linoleum. you're welcome. >> how did you know i was thinking thank you? >> it was all over your face. you said of casey, bella veta, indeed, as the germans said. the germans say a lot of things, many of them terrifying. bella veta is not one of them. it was a great ricky martin song. >> he gets the ladies. >> he really does. remi, fiunderstood you, i think we need to abolish the rules of evidence, is that right? >> that's exactly what i said. [chuckles] >> boy, anything to defend casey anthony. >> look, i don't know if she did it. a good part of me think

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on today's show. >> the political showdown on raising the debt ceiling. one story we won't be covering tonight burkts we will have the secret hybrid animal experience conducted in england. and we will take a one sided look at this and edit the tape to shape the story the way we want it next. and finally congressman david wu says he hillary tire amidal -- will retire amid sexual relations with the daughter of a friend. well let's assume it is the daughter of an exfriend. >> thank you, andy. >> happy take your pants for a walk day. >> what is the point? >> people don't appreciate your, shall we say, liberal attitude of wearing pants when you go for your daily constitutional. >> well, they are just narrow minded. >> look, i am just passing a message. a message from many, many people, honest, hard working people who just want to live their lives about seeing you pantless every day. >> if they don't want to see you pantsless they can stay away from the reservoir every day

it is from tv's andy levy. >> tonight is sponsored by whales. the large marine mammal with a horizontal tail finish and a hole on top for breathing. thanks, whales. they don't think he is being true. >> i don't believe it. walt disney said it was true. >> it probably isn't, but it makes a hell of a good story so let's keep it going. let's not rain on it. >> it is my job to rain on fun. >> actually you are pretty funny. you would be worth getting up and watching at 3:00 in the morning. >> thank you. i get all of my strength and wisdom from my love of cats. >> is that before or after your daily psychiatric treatment. >> that makes sense. >> cox me down and stops the bad things. >> there are other things you can do to calm yourself down. >> i can't do them anymore, but you still can. >> if that is not a psa, i don't know what is. >> do you have any leftover? >> thousands. >> this is your segment. >> i locked away a kilo of cocaine in a safe deposit box in case i had to get up and i can't find it. >> it has been 12 years and i can't find the box. i

still to come, the half time report from andy levy.is vibrating. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by swamp soccer. it is exactly like regular soccer except watchable. thanks swamp soccer. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. >> hi, how are you? >> is this my segment? >> yeah. >> cool. >> what are you new here? >> what is that? >> what are you new here? >> i didn't know if things had changinged since yesterday. >> some things have changed, but for the better. >> bill is still there. >> unnecessary. >> what's that buzzing? >> environmental literacy requirement. did you say maryland, go tar heels? that's north carolina the tar heel state. >> oh, unbelieve believe a. >> maryland is the old line state. >> the old line? not invigorating if you ask me. >> there is various legends and myths surrounding that name. i won't delve into that right now. >> that's a shame because we have all evening. >> do we? >> yes. >> well in that case. let's see, greg, when robert was talking abo

for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> thanks. kids, please. greg-alogue, obama's press conference, diane you said the president flies in a private jet wherever he goes. actually it is not. it is an air force jet. >> i did say it was on the public dime. >> that's okay. you called it a private jet. it is not. it is purchased by the air force. >> thank you for clarifying. >> you are welcome. just doing my job. you don't need to thank me. >> appreciate it. >> that's what i get paid to do. what was that? >> nothing. >> joe, you said the whole tax thing is just a war. it is really not except to people like you who don't pay any. >> i absolutely pay my taxes, andy. and i would appreciate if you stopped trying to take the heat off your own federal charges and off yourself by bringing up fake ones with me. >> i live my life clean as a whistle, sir. >> i know. i am not the one that gets paid cash under the table for his little shows. >> you don't get paid that way at fox, but we all know you get paid that way for other things i possibly hired you for on

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is dead -- to me. >> the half time report is sponsored by mud festivals. the events where people gather to play in the sticky matter. it is resulting from the mixing of dirt and water. thanks mud festival. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we having ything wrong. for that we go to tv's andy levy. what do you have, andy? >> are you okay? >> i feel fine. >> are you sure? >> yes, i'm sure, why do you ask? >> something happened last night that it made me worry about you. >> what are you talking about? >> michael, can reroll that clip? >> he is a little older than i am. >> that was a joke. >> what was that? >> i was being tickled by an invisible gnome. his name is gary and he stops by to tickle me. if we show it again in slow motion you can see i am obviously being tickled. >> greg, i have to say i did not see the tickling. i think you may have had a seizure. >> did you see how horrified she was? she did not know what was going on. >> can we show that one more time? can rehave that ra

i was tooled by andy levy who told me that they could have. they could have found her guilty of manslaughter. >> but the focus was on -- >> here's the thing. >> the capitol punishment. >> i have this fear that you will need an actual video of the murder taking place because everybody is so i. no conviction. >> i will tell you one thick, every kid in america is going to act right. the behavior is going to be so perfect the next couple of months. you want to ground your kid and you are worried -- he ain't running nowhere. >> i want to go to you, bill. these are casey anthony's jailhouse letters, released by the prosecution last year. they may give us clues about her future dreams and aspirations, like having another baby. she wrote, quote: let's make a deal, let's get pregnant together, if it's really possible to plan it. she's like angelina jolie, but not as pretty and a killer. and she wanted to write a book. bill, you know, you are single. she's got a career. >> perfect. >> well, my only problem is that she is talking about making a baby with

his response 1234* who is andy levy? count it, pinch one, d bag nothing, yal. that's about it. >> thanks for the y'all. >> so will obama be shelfed in 2012? well according to a democratic polling firm the already weak job approval numbers are worse than they appear, and he may likely lose the election if held today. for the first time he does not lead mitt romney in polling or ppp. they are tied at 45%. and he is losing among indy voters. the president acknowledged it will be about his record saying, quote, americans understand that we didn't get into this problem overnight. if next november they feel i have been working as hard as i can and i have been getting things done to move us in the right direction i will win. if they don't, i will lose. but will it be a referendum or a beauty contest. that's how you do it. over the years there is key factors influencing voters. and now studies say the tendency is most prevalent among low information voters who watch a lot of television. anyway, perhaps there is a better way to determine if the president gets a second t

i'm andy levy. fox news alert. just announced there will not be a vote tonight on speaker john boehner's debt ceiling plan. we're told it will not happen. the house of representatives was expected to vote on the debt plan tonight around 6:00 p.m. eastern but then, the vote was delayed and just moments ago, called off. so what happens now? joining us is james rosen, james, what happens now? >> what happens is that at the minute, at this late hour of 11:00 easternern time, the rules committee has been called in to an emergency session. they're going to take a look at the rules for tomorrow, and adjust them accordingly so that a tweaked version of the boehner bill can be brought to the house floor for a vote tomorrow. it's call td same-day procedure, they're going to make it possible for john boehner to tweak this bill once more. it's been tweaked a little bit before and bring it to the house floor tomorrow. at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow eastern time, house republicans will meet in the capitol basement and there, speaker boe

i'm tv's andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who has his hands full with dealing with a revolt. good speed, my friend. and now to patti ann browne. what's coming up on the toe? >> public servants have being served up big bucks by those they serve. who is being served oserviced? and don't you hate how hard it is to stalk your exor keep tabs on your current love? what three -- what are they doing in that bar? there is an app for that. and should anonymity be banned on the internet? 9 out of 10 voters say no. andy? >> thanks, patti ann. let's welcome our guests. i am here with dye anne ma -- macedo. -- her name is portuguese for she is is on business news. ann coulter, columnist and author. her latest book is called "demonic" and a book of exer civil frtz demon's point of view. and he is on late knitel vision, and so andy richter couldn't be here, and so we have bill shultz. it is word play, people, you can't beat it. >> hi, pinch. > you are not that fake ombudsman, are you? they may help with your endeavor. they say to works on yorks o face, oh for outraged. >> are you not welcome