i forgot i was in the. >> still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he hasn't seen a movie in years. >>> let'sy if we have gotten anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> hash tag happy. >> we will talk about that later. >> hash tag looking forward to it. >> newt and pelosi. john, i kind of agree with you is this is pelosi playing head games. that's an actual journey album by the way. you think gingrich is playing along with this. i don't think so of the he was asked about it. i thought his answers were pretty gad. if you have something say it, if not shut the hell up. >> you are right. and handsome. >> hash tag brown nose. >> and pelosi's spokesman now says when she said she knew something that would keep newt from being president, she knew she wasn't going to be president. >> she is backing away from that claim. >> she is from the future. >> basically it continues the long trough diftion politicians and -- long tradition of politicians and their arrogance. >> hash tag arrogance. >> we will need all of that i imagine in post. it shows the poll

the half time report coming up from andy levy. he didn't -- he doesn't watch any porn with the cats there. >> it is sponsored by ard varks. the mammals with the snout, powerful claws, long tongue and a heavy tale. thanks ardvark. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy in an undisclosed location. >> which we will not disclose. might be able to guess from the stuff behind me. >> are you definitely at a best buy. >> yes, i am. wow. good for you. that's 50 points. >> thank you. >> all right, first of all, so dr. keith ab blow thinks newt's divorces would mean he would be a good president. so i'm assuming that here are some other good candidates. billy bob thorton has been divorced five times. larry king and the killer himself jerry lee lewis, six times. but mickey rooney, seven divorces. >> and he is a little guy like me. >> yes. that's why thankful leahy will never be president. >> how littlest. of you. >> i think it is called sizist. >> all right, blondey. >> matt, you think abl

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. dy, what is coming up on tonight's show 1234*. >> get up off of that thing, america 1234* websites go dark to protest what they say is anti-piracy legislation. we will take a hard-hitting look the a harrowing day without wikipedia. and did the men from concordia prove that chivalry is dead? but one man named shiv -- chivalry says he is fine. and a sentence i can't believe i just read for paula deen. >> thank you, andy. >> you know what to do, g, bust a move. >> what? >> have a good show. >> > no, you said you know what to do, g, bust a move. >> i'm sorry. >> i must have miss heard you. >> no problem. bust a move, greg. >> let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that internet porn gets fired for looking at her on its work computer. i am here with meet the boss .tv reporter anna gilligan. she is like a dream. a fiery dream. and even his show "fur" is in the stop 1%. it is dana vachon, new york observer contributor. that's a long sentence. and rock bottom is the social status and the stri

let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> vermin supreme.aid you were wondering about the boot santorum was wearing on his head. >> i was talking brandville. >> know, it was a joke. >> okay. >> joe, i agree with you. this guy is not crazy. he is making a point. and greg, you said he is mocking entitle ment's and he is a democrat. mr. supreme ran in the new hampshire republican primary. >> a good tidbit. >> and we got 43 votes in the general election in 2008. that's countrywide. >> that's almost as much as rick perry. >> it is almost one-third of their state. another 14 votes and he would have had one person per state. you mentioned vermin threw fairy dust on randal terry. i would like to point out that he got more votes than terry in new hampshire on tuesday. he got 831 votes at the democratic primary. >> good for him. >> he finished third, and you know what that means. it is a ticket to ride. >> was huntsman quoting the beatles or grand master flash. >> i don't know if he knows what he was doing. the fact he was still in the race proves som

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who thinks it is okay taking vacation days. let's go to jesse joyce for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> hi, andy. i have a greg update for you. they had a minor setback a as greg and the other hobbits have been captured by a giant spider trying to return the ring. and by giant spider i mean a regular sized spider. but someone as unnaturally child sized as greg. anyway, shear what is coming up on -- here is what is coming up. rick santorum received 21% of the vote. typically he was polled 6%. his polling is up 11% from 8%, and what is interesting about that is that 20% of that was polled before iowa. these figures clearly indicate there is a 286% no one will be able to understand any of thisment -- this. and herman cain is hitting the road by bus with his 9-9-9 plan. he joints the ranks of thousands of schizophrenic and goth kids. and it is an anti-childhood obesity ad campaign with miserable, overweight kids. critics are slamming the ad and claiming it offers no solution. but research shows a group say

still to come, the half time report from andy vee vee. -- andy levy. he won nothing in life. >> tonight is sponsored by the tall, white rimless hats since the 1820's. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> that was so odd. >> greg, you mentioned that daimler apologized right before we started taping. >> yes. >> i assume that's because we told them we were going to expose them? >> yes. when we pursued the avenues with the photo which cost again $2,000, and we weren't prepared to pay. we are not into paying for our pictures. i think they got scared. actually, i don't think we even called them. >> don't kill the myth. by the way, in the past daimler has apologized for worse things than just using the image of a murderer. dana, i guess the point of mercedes using this image is according to the head of mercedes-benz they think car sharing borders on coom mu niche. who thinks that? >> i don't know because now i live in new york and i walk everywhere. i can't hale a cab to save my life. i don't know who would be car shar

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. kind of a sad person. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by fortune tellers. those people who can predict someone's future either using palms or fortune cards. thanks, fortune tellers. >>> welcome back. let's finds out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andyly -- andy levy. >> still recovering from the big football game on sunday. >> how was that? >> do you play some football? you and the gang played some football somewhere? >> i did not play some football. i watched some football. >> i like doing that as well. it is nice, good, neighborly fun. i slice oranges and bring them in a clear bag. >> you are a sad, sad man. >> i sit there and suck on them. >> sad, sad, sad man. but your 49ers lost. >> really? that's too bad. they are a good squad of fellows. >> they are. >> you know how to navigate the playing field with their tools. i can keep going. >> you said the ppp was released and got them up 38-33 running. >> you said romney called gingrich erratic. i thought

still to come, half time report from tv's andy levy.he guy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by ice fishing. the sport of cashing -- catching fish on a frozen body of water. thanks, ice fishing. >>>bon-jour. let's see if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. >> dsk doesn't know if he slept with prosti's. either his wife doesn't care he sleeps with other women, in which case it is fine. or he is cheating on them whether they are prostitutes or not. >> but it was an argument about swingers. >> it is a moral judgment and one i agree with. >> you know the difference between that and swingers is swingers are on both sides of the equation ugly. a party that involves prostitutes are probably better looking. >> that's the thing. i think it shoots the hole in his theory. the hot ones were probably prostitutes. >> right. >> tom you said you like how we shortened dominique strauss-kahn's name to dsk and you said it saves us time. you realize it would have been faster to say dominique strauss-kahn than to have that conversat

let's go to andy levy for a pre game president are. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> taste the pain, america. we will debate whether monday night fox news gop presidential debate was the most debatey debates of all we debated. and does empty praise hurt performance? it will have an amazing discussion of this story straight ahead. seriously, fantastic job. and passengers on a british airways flight announce that a plane is going to crash and accidentally played. did i say get a scare? i mean freaked out beyond belief. are you f-ing kidding me? did you have a great day off? >> i worked on "the five" being my normal, depressible self. >> worked on the what? i don't understand. >> of course you president would. it is a show in the daytime. >> i'm sure it is good. >> it is. i get recognized now all the time. kids come up to me and say you are my hero. are you an american eye n could. >> i don't believe you. >> it is true. i get a lot of what's up america's bad boy? i get that a lot as well. >> i don't believe that as well either. >> you shouldn't because you are a sad m

now to andy levy. what is coming up on it night's show? >> newt gingrich's ex-wife said the former speaker wanted an open marriage. not that ex-wife, the other one. one. we will look at the ballot of ricky perry. and is gossip good for you? between me and you, the guy didn't have a good day. let's just say a certain someone spotted him putting lifts in his shoes. >> thank you, andy, and that's not true. >> isn't it some. >> those were or -- orthotics. that's what i call tiny lizards. go away. >>> well, she is cuter than a baby panda harvesting rainbows and bunnies. i am here with jed daw dye law be law. ind he is so sharp he can trim hedges with his thoughts. it is the could host of the opie and anthony show. and my sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary were like flossing i would do him every day in front of the mirror. wake up. and all of his words are for the birds. our "new york times" cory spawn department. -- correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> void and be league erred. there was enough room for a third b-word, but if

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up in the pre game show? >> our top story, what should occupy wall street do with the 300 grand is has left? our allstar panel weighs in next. and will a tax from anti-capitalist republicans hurt mitt romney. wait, what? and how have jay-z and beyonce fellowed fellow parents. how some just don't get that celebrities are more pornts. >> thanks, andy. >> greg? >> yes. >> you said you -- we were back from our hiatus, well we did shows while you were gone. >> those were shows? >> yes, we had a lot of fun. >> that's great. i'm happy for you. >> thanks. that's all. >> go away. bores the hell out of me. this whole dry as a martini stuff is wearing off. let's welcome our guests. what happens when you combine the words hugable and cuddly? you get a huddy. and he has made audiences laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead. so here is dan coder. and -- dan soder and please refrain from feeding him scraps from under the table, bill schulz. and he is a man to be feared with a beard. he is from streetcar negligent .

i'm andy levy. i will see you tomorrow night. ♪ ♪ >> bret: home mortgage rates are back at their record low. the average rate on a 30-year fixed mortgage fell to 3.91 this week. matching the record from two weeks ago. however, analysts say many americans can't afford to take advantage of the raids, or have done so already. applications for unemployment benefit dropped by another 15,000 last week to 372,000. that is 11% lower this time last year. the national unemployment numbers for december come out tomorrow. u.s. service companies expanded at a faster pace last month thanks to holiday sales. the dow was off three today. s&p 500 gained four. nasdaq up 21.5. republicans are still smarting over wednesday's recess appointments by president obama. chief white house correspondent ed henry reports the recipient of the most noteworthy one hit the ground running. >> reporter: day one from richard codray, president obama's new consumer cop. straight out of central casting for the role of polite bookish guy

tv's andy levy is off tonight. filling in is former cia operative mike baker who is now president of diligence. diligence, the maker of diligence chess boards and pulleys. for all of your chest board and pulley needs, think diligence. diligence, once you find out what we do, you are already dead. so, mike, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> that's very true, actually. thanks, greg. tonight's show is absolutely chalk full of fun. and still maintaining elite intellectualism. that is not an easy balancing act. coming up, if elected he will pull it out and send us all to the moon. meanwhile, the administration is outlining the budget cuts for the defense department. we will ask the panel if america can properly defend itself with a military that consists of nothing but drones and a guy named mitch. if you are a lying, cheating, two-timing, no good [bleep] we have you covered. >> from ed? >> no, it is a favorite of the 1%, greg. it is woven from the fine hairs on the back of the american worker. >> nothing but the

. >> thank you, andy levy. >> what do you think of the results? >> romney was down in the polls just two weeks ago, so you have to characterize it as a win for him. did you see the speech last night by newt gingrich, the angry -- what the hell is he so angry about? remember where is the beef? mitt romney should say what's the beef? a couple of negative ads, and he looked like chuck key -- chuckie's grand father. he is just confirming everybody's pin of him, pech lent, vindictive and angry dude. the democrats were the big losers in that newt didn't win. >> there is election newt and angry newt. >> i like the know it all newt a lot better than the angry newt. it really does confirm everything that people have said about him which is amazing. he spends months trying to craft this new image of him. it is the good uncle weighing in in debates and kindly and smart. it is completely gone in 24 hours. he does nothing but wine and complain. negative ads, whatever. shut the hell up. you are running for president. >> mccain endorsed romney today. is there an

i'm tv's andy levy. ♪ see you next time. >> bret: on to new hampshire for the republican presidentialandidates but not everyone is making the trip. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. we're back in washington after tuesday's caucus. as the presidential candidate head to new hampshire, the roster will be at least one short with the departure this morning of minnesota congresswoman michele bachmann. steve brown is in des moines to look at how one of iowa top performers pulled it off, but we begin with chief political correspondent carl come ron who is in the next battleground state of new hampshire. >> reporter: front runner new hampshire rolled in new hampshire touting the endorsement of john mccain and the slimmest iowaca cuss win ever over dark horse rick santorum. >> what a squeaker, but it's nice to have a win. the question i have for you can we do better in new hampshire? >> reporter: new hampshire is a state that will catapult him on to victory in a short period of time. that is why i'm here. it was a small subdued crowd compared to new hampshire

with his name on them and-- probably andy levy. >> exactly. >> put him on the spot. >> and he must beicture a middle age guy. this is weird. >> and andrea, you. one last thing. >> on the new year's eve special i talked about the death of randy macho man savage and how he will be missed anded admitted i loved wrestling when i was a little kid and his brother, reached out to me for honoring his brother and feedback from some wrestling, lane the genius, yeah, he said thank you for honoring my brother, but a lot of fans said that wasn't wrestle mania three when my brother wrestled hulk mania, and sorry, guys, it's been a while. >> losing my mind. >> talking about iowa. >> i'm going to talk about iowa, greg and then giving you a one way ticket. i want to say this about iowa i said the word america's precinct. among the nicest and most decent people in the recalled would. i make fun of it, because i've been out there. and in january and february. >> trashed her basement. >> and she's fictitious, but she's a real person and i broke oun in my car, 30 below zero and drove me a hundred miles to

i'm tv's andy levy. >> bret: the santorum surge hits new hampshire. but can he derail mitt romney? this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. while republican front runner mitt romney is so confident of a victory in next week's new hampshire primary he is already campaigning in the next primary state, south carolina. the underdog campaign of rick santorum continues to pick up steam in the granite state. while others are working to make their mark. chief political correspondent carl cameron is following the action from manchester. >> thank you. how are you? >> reporter: buoyed by overflowing crowds at the campaign stop, rick santorum urged first in the nation primary voters to ignore polls and pundits and back his come from behind candidacy. >> new orleannew hampshire can'. they have to stand and be bold. we need a clear contrast. someone painting a different vision. >> populist message and plea for value voters on the faith, family and freedom tour, santorum is gaining on ron paul in new hampshire. but romney is still way ahead in the granite state where h

i'm andy levy. i will see you tomorrow night. >> . >> mike: tonight, on huckabee, how will rick santorum build from iowa and keep the moment number going on new hampshire and beyond. >> i plan on winning here and south carolina. >> and the governor joins him from the gran fit state. where is the president? >> hello new hampshire, it's great to be in the philly area. the commander-in-chief is out campaigning, so who is running the country? they were wounded in battle and now struggling to make ends meet. >> it almost seems like you're always one car payment from losing your car. >> that should never happen to someone who has served this country. >> they're getting a reward. >> our goal is for the next one thousand homes. >> ladies and gentlemen, governor mike huckabee. [applaus [applause] >> welcome everybody, what a great crowd. enthusiastic and welcome to huckabee for the fox news studios in new york city. well, earlier this week, on a radio interview with my friend geraldo and his brand new radio