. >> that is andy levy. he is the editor in chief of "cat fancy." >> his eyes creep me out a little bit. >> do you recognize this person? >> yes. but i can't think of his name. >> that is brett bier. >> that is greg gutfeld. do you recognize that name? >> no. he looks like a creep. >> well, he looks less creep ethan the other guys. >> do you recognize this guy? >> yes, but his name doesn't come to mind. >> that is billy zane. you can be blasay about some things, rose, but not titanic. what is the movie? >> "titanic." >> no, it is "home alone." >> you can be blasa about some things, rose, but not titanic. i kind of gave it away. >> that's right, batman forever. appreciate it. >> i think you should grow the hair back. >> i don't think he can. >> billy zane needs row gain. any final words? >> no, kisses to new york. >> kisses to, no. new york kisses you right back. all over of the. >> well, if we have learned anything today, the american voter is not sure what they want. snoop dogg snows exactly what he -- know

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport. >> i missed you america. 0* tonight's episode of mitt and newt, mitt runs away with the florida primary, but newt remains defiant. and who knows what their wacky neighbor is up to. and does a new gal lop poll show president obama? and would you give up sex for one month if somebody would pay your bills for six months? so by that math somebody owes me for my bills for three months. i missed you, america. coming up on the big show, on tonight ace episode, mitt runs away with the florida primary, but newt remains defiant. and who knows what ron paul was up to. and there was a new gal lop poll for president obama? some say yes, but others say hells yeah. would you give up sex for six months if somebody paid your bills for one month? happy groundhog day, greg? >> happy groundhog day to you, andy. >> coming up on the big show -- >> that's enough. go away. let's welcome our guest. she is hotter than a lava lamp wearing a parka at a six-ala

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. i don't believe a word he says. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by ice. the water frozen into a solid upon reaching a temperature of 32 dries. thanks, ice. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. how is it going? >> thanks, how is it going with you? >> good to hear. greg how dowry fer to jason alexzander as the dumpy actor 1234* he was george kastanza. nothing else matters. >> he wasn't my favorite character on "seinfield." >> but he was george. you have to be good to fully inhabit a character. >> you know who i like the black guy. >> sherrod, you are thinking the black guy on "friends." >> the best seinfield character was elaine's roommate. do you remember her? >> from the early episodes ? >> she was great. >> she didn't last long. >> she was so funny. >> sherrod, you said you guessed alexzander doesn't like mitt romney, but he seemed like he said romney 1.0, but not romney 2.0. >> anybody that says i like the old

andy levy, did we get anything wrong? >> i was thinking about your show "the bureaucrats" and i changed my mind. >> i knew you would come back around. i actually did -- i have nothing for half time. i spent that whole time -- i was coming up with ideas and stuff. >> i would love to hear them. >> we can talk about them later. >> all right. >> i think you have pretty much given up on the idea about the malaria vaccine. >> it is not going to pan out. and also i don't have malaria as it turns out. cnn suspends roland martin. you have to take martin at face value that his tweets were about soccer. he does make fun of soccer a lot. >> right. so you show a soccer player during the super bowl. i get it. >> in fact, he tweeted to pierce morgan who is a huge soccer fan, but he bet morgan would go to h and m and get beckham underwear. >> it is a soccer thing. and pierce morgan, why are we doing it to ourselves? >> is that long, national nightmare over? >> the last english person i respected was benny hill. the rest of these guys guy

call us and still to come and andy levy he is maltese. >> this is sponsored by library for people to or refer to. thanks library. >> greg: welcome back. hey,andy how is it going? >> pretty good. >> so a saudi writer, read some of his tweets, on your birthday i won't bow in front of you... that is way more than 140 characters which lead me to believe that tweeting in arabic, very unfair advantage. >> greg: also, by the way, talking about mohammad it was directed to. >> my mistake. >> he probably likes prostitutes with eggs on his face. >> kurt, you said the story brings why we're friends with saudi arabia. most disgusting he was arrested with the authorities with the help of interpol that sent up a request of the saudi government. >> we're all in this together. >> the secretary-general of interpol is an american. >> greg: that is a great story for monday. >> also, you said you were surprised he was arrested in malacia. he was going to go to new zealand when he was arrested. >> i can't get over the interpol thing. interpol is a joke. >> greg, you said of brooke, our readers are thrille

let's go to andy levy with a pre game report. what is coming up on today's show. >> espn fires one employee and suspends another for a choice set of words to describe knicks' jeremy lin. linsanity, get on board. and the story so shocking we never got to it last weekend and probably won't tonight. and finally scientists claim they have grown meat made out of stem cells. we will try to figure out why they named it that straight ahead. >> thank you, andy. >> a lot of guests tonight. >> yes, andy. >> more than unusual. >> yes. >> usually we have three guests and tonight we have four. >> yes. >> so it is more than usual. >> one more than usual. >> a lot of guests tonight, greg. >> is this going anywhere? >> it really isn't. >> then go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she can roast marshmellows by sneezing on them. i am here with fox business network anchor lori roth man. he is smarter than a dolphin stuffed in an el fept stuffed in a chimpanzee. what a great smile he has. well, if covert intelligence were snowfall i would

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. loser. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by haircuts, the file where an arrangement where one share has been shortened by a sharp cutting instrument. thanks, haircut. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good, thanks. >> in the intros, after the title of gavin's book you said, we will pleep that. well, the audience knows that because it has been bleeped by the time we see it. >> that's weird because i didn't think of it at the time. now i feel foolish. >> unlike you, i am always thinking of the viewers. remember that, viewers. remember when you vote in your favorite "red eye" poll. >> there is no poll. >> anne, regarding the porn you said this is what liberals do. i'm not sure why you think it is a rib brail thing. >> it is a clue. >> yes. and they are limberals. >> i agree with you that liberals have no problem banning thens they don't like, but so are conservatives. >> and

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. his slogan is, i wish i was dead.

still to come, the half time report from andy levy.prime. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the green growing on clusters and used to make wine. p@?ñm Ñoy÷hó >>> well only comeback. welcome back. let's see if we got anything right so far. now over to andy levy. let's do this. santorum sweeps three states. what the hell is 24-hour catwalk? >> have you never seen 24-hour catwalk? >> i am a guy. >> it is on the lifetime channel. they bring four designers and they have 24 hours to create a look. they are eliminated candidate by candidate. it is hosted by a british girl who is quite attractive. >> there is something seriously wrong with you. >> you should watch it. you would like it. >> i should not watch it and i will not like it. >> when i say bill, i am going with bill mcgurn and with i say bill schulz it means bill schulz. >> i don't follow. >> bill, you noted that santorum lost his last senate race by 18 points. all of these guys like to call themselves outsiders. none are outsiders by choice. >> exactly, and all of

still to come, the half time report 23r* tv's andy levy. his cats vote. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by groceries, the items of food consumed and from a store. thanks, groceries. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. now to andy levy. >> i have a paper cut. >> are you okay? >> i will play through. >> we can stop now and start the segment over. >> i am a professional. >> well, maybe. >> school forces student to buy lunch because it didn't like the one her mom packed for her, or did it? you don't think the story is true and it sounds like a washington times story which is who reported it. it was actually reported by the carolina journal. >> the who? >> the carolina journal. and the woman quoted in the story really is the raleigh, durham policy manager at the north carolina division of child development. >> sounds like the type of story where one lunch aid did something and we are supposed to believe that this is a pervasive, huge problem. >> i think that is what was what happened. >> pete owes me an

when andy levy rips into him, hopefully there won't be idiotic responses.eserve it, chris. >> we are assuming he is going to do that. >> i think he may have had a change of heart. bill, what did you watch -- what did you see during the grammies that caught your eye. i was excited over this mr. foo fighter. that was really good. >> i love it when asian-american bands do well. there are not a lot of them out there. god bless the foo fighters for breaking that trend. i would also say i have been perplexed as to why i have such a huge crush on niki minaj. after watching the performance i figured out why. i am attracted to things that scare me. anything that makes me fearful makes me aroused. that actually -- that sealed the deal right there. >> do you think the catholic league has a point though? if you went to cbs and you said you were 2ing to do something similar involving mohamed or judyism, it wouldn't fly, right? >> yes, there is a double standard where this stuff is concerned. but this is not the only place in our politics where there are double standards

andy levy is here with a pre game president are. >> our top story tonight, has the u.s. constitution lost some of its luster around the world? some say yes, but others say maybe that is the rest of the world's problem. many say why aren't iraq veterans not getting the same treatment? and finally it is the rise of the planet of the iranian ninja women. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> exactly two years until the winter olympics. >> i better start training then. >> for what? >> the olympics. this is the first to include the magical sport of skipping. >> really? you skip? >> do i skip. i have been skipping my skipping practice. who knows. i used to skip to my skipping practice. >> if you don't make the olympics what will you do? >> skip it, i guess. >> good night, everybody. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is so stunning that police use her to tas protesters. it isly anne -- it is leanne tweeden. and his car does president -- doesn't need air bags for obvious reasons. and his latest cd is called image makeover. it is a joke about his lips for new comers. and my repulsive sidek

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top stories tonight, the head of the bbc is far more likely for islam than christianity. >> it is my experience that new polls never lie. and a new program would allow inmates to have mp3 players, but are they arguing that forcing them to listen to the black eyes eyes -- black eyed peas are cruel and unusual punishment? wild race night. >> it sure was. i thought they would never catch them. >> what? >> i know, i can't believe juan pablo almost got away either. >> are you talking about when juan pablo montoya crashed? >> i don't know juan possible blow's last name. all i know is he came close to winning his freedom last night. >> what the hell are you talking about? >> the 12th annual race for freedom which i held in my apartment. what would i be talking about? >> the daytona 500. >> what the hell is that? >> never mind. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so adorable that cute things around her commit suicide. i am here with jill dobson. check out her website, jill dob

let's go to andy levy. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> how about those giants, america? our top story madonna, mia. and why women are making the super bowl news. and is iran raising an army of female ninjas? probably not, but it is fun to talk about. and finally, how will we celebrate our fifth anniversary? stick around for what is sure to be some hideous clips. >> thank you, andy. >> happy hangover day: >> is that a real thing? >> it is for me. >> don't worry, your team will do better next time. the off season is a fine time for hard work. >> this is me when my team wins. >> i am happy for you and your colts. >> my colt expiz enjoyed watching the giants win. >> is that what you are calling them? >> have i two colts. >> i i know you do. >>> she is so cute kittens post pick -- pictures of her cuddling on a pillow. she is from fox business network. if intelligence was a cross-word puzzle i would do him on my coffee table. the tv editor in chief, larry o'connor. he smells of smelliness. it is bill schulz. he has been voted man of the year

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight is sponsored by kissing. the act of touching someone or something with the lips. either gently or passionatly. thanks, kissing. blp >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. andy? >> hi, greg, how are you? >> you know. >> employed maywether says -- i can't fake it in i more. >> i know. it is over. pretending is for losers. >> floyd maywether says lin-sanity is been race. he said, black players do what he does every night and gets the praise. terry, you said they don't do what he does because he is giving them the innings wins. shaquille o'neil broke the record in the first five games as a starter. >> if linsucked or was not outstanding he wouldn't be getting the attention. so let him have his fun jie. in his five games he averaged sixes turnovers pour game. if he kept that up over the 82- game season he would break the nba record for most turnovers by 126. >> you have to break some eggs to make an omelette. >> they are turnovers. >> break some eggs to make a turnover. >> that's what i meant to say.

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> doing all right. chris brown and rihanna. you noted the song he sings "girl i want to f you right now. it has been a longtime and missing your body." crng they ripped that off of a hallmark card. >> where is the original national tee and creativity? >> i don't know if they will get sued or what. >> i hope so. >> i feel like i sent that card to someone at some time. >> you sent it to me, and it wasn't my birthday. >> it was something special. since you all spent the story saying you didn't understand what rihanna is doing of the the sad thing is she looks weak. chris you said she is a disturbed human being, rihanna not margaret and paul you don't understand how somebody could go back to an abuser. the executive director tells mtv news that she is not surprised because, quote, many victims get back with their abusers even after an assault. they love them and abusers are good at convincing you they changed. that's the story. >> drama addict. it is tough to judge rihanna. i wish she wasn't doing it and it

let's go to andy levy. how is it going? >> pretty good, greg. >> great. >> trump endorses romney. first you said j carney has a 12-year-old's hair? >> yes. >> are you suggesting he murdered a 12-year-old? >> no. >> i just wanted to clarify. >> no, the style of hair. >> that's why i wanted to clarify that so media matters and schmucks like that don't take it out of context. >> i was refer together style that resembles that of a 12-year-old boy. >> i wouldn't know unless i see the pictures in the barber shop. it is not like i know it personally. >> of course not. you said the trump endorsement is not significant except it took romney out of yesterday's news. i don't care about the very poor thing. but there are some conservatives that said there is nothing at all positive about what happened today. philip klein called accepting the endorsement, quote, the biggest blunder of romney's candidacy jie. it doesn't matter. it is not 2ing to sway anyone's vote. some journalists or commentators might say it was dumb or smart, but it doesn't matter. it changes the story which was what happene

we will close things out with a post game wrap up from andy levy.o see clips from recent shows go to our website. >>> see you back here tomorrow night and then tomorrow on "the five." coming up tomorrow we have anthony and remi spencer and dana vachon. >>> hi, andy. >> hi, greg. jill, is that spit up in your hair? >> yes, actually. that is spit up in my hair. i am the mom of a four-month-old. hi, baby shane. i am blogging about the glamorous joyce of motherhood. thanks for asking. >> absolutely. when i wake up in the morning, slash early afternoon what is the first thing i should read? >> without question the daily caller's morning e mail written by myself. it is full of information and hopefully some laughs. go to the daily caller.com and sign up. you don't know what is going on unless you read it in the morning first thing. >> i actually do. so i don't have to sign up? >> you don't unless you have read it. >> i read it every day. >> i used to. jesse, have you shows this weekend? >> i do. i am back in my hometown, pittsburgh. i am doing two shows o

we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. he is his own crime. go to ks fox news.com/red eye. >>> don't forget you can watch us on saturday at 2:00 a.m. eastern time, an hour earlier, 11:00 p.m. paw typhic time. a new "red eye" returns on monday. guests are dana perino, jill done son and skunk baxter. >>> let's return to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. andrew, about to kick off a world tour type thing? >> yes, thank you for asking. my band and i are going on a headlining tour around the world. especially the united states of america. and we start on march 3rd. andrew wk.com has the information. >> excellent. >> kurt, what are the best and what are the worst movies in the theaters right now? >> i like "chronicle." it is a rip on the teen super hero thing. "in darkness" which is a concentration m cay p thing. camp thing. it is really good. the worst movie i haven't seen has got to be "phantom menace3d." it was bad the first time. it is just taking us deeper into something that was bad. >> that's a 20th century fox product

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i'm andy levy filling in for greg gut felt. he is trying to make a last-ditch effort to explain himself to the judge. >> tonight's top story, tehran has placed limits on a u.n inspection team stating investigators would not be allowed to go to nuclear facilities. but they released a statement saying, perhaps instead you would like to visit our museum of female inferiority or check out a taping of our national game show jail or no jail, or our western say tan nick wax museum with bruce willis. and the american mustache instiewt is planing a million mustache march to gain government incentive to grow facial hair of the this comes as great news to the hawaii an investigators, romanian pour nothing graw fers and tonight's -- pour nothing graw fers and tonight's guest. and finally, a poll suggested that 4.3 of fashion designers believe their job is making the world a worst place. and of that 4.3% in the fashion industry 92 are dana vachon's team of designers. >> an excellent middle east accent. >> thank you. i appreciate it. >> i am

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is in thailand standing trial. got speed, and we believe you. not really. now to paul mccurio on our pre game report. >> our top story, rick santorum hasn't worn a sweater vest in seven days. what is slower, the academy awards or today's news? you decide. and what does wyoming know that we don't? our crack panel will discuss the doom's day plan while having a pan mick attack and -- a panic attack and hiding under the table. and france dropped mad dom moisele. it is for people who haven't learned how to use spell check. >> thank you, see you at half time. >>> he is the stock fox who covers stocks for fox. it is nicole. and joe devito, i am not joe derosa comes out tomorrow. and bill schulz, he thinks he is hosting the oscars. and michael money gnaw han. pretty sure that is a made up job. and our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> he profiled scientists using stem cells that will provide a way to treat infertility. i don't know what that means, but i am definitely against a presidential candidat

i'm tv's andy levy. let not your heart be troubled. >> bret: federal authorities say a moro -- moroccan man trieo blow himself up inside one of the most recognizable buildings. this is "special report." good evening. i'm bret baier. another reminder today how dangerous a world we live in. federal authoritys arrested a man who they say was on a suicide mission to the u.s. capital building. chief intelligence correspondent catherine herridge has been talking all afternoon with her sources. >> thank you. the 29-year-old m mo ro con national was charged with attempting to use weapon-up weapons of mass destruction. in this case, a suicide vest provided by an undercover agent who posed as al-qaeda operative. arrested two blocks from the capitol building where heavy police presence could be seen, they stated that the suspect planned shoot any police officer who blocked the industry to the capital where he planned blow himself up. f.b.i. agents searched two neighborhood in suburban washington, conflicting report

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld because we are taping early which is why we are in a differenttudio, so stop tweeting about it. now to joe derosa with our pre game report. joe, what is coming up? >> bayer asprin used to be considered an effective form of contraception while the rest of the nation says that is ridiculous i panic and ask, what do you mean used to be? and speaking of contraception, a restaurant says no more to the customers crying babies, but it does nothing about the waitress that just won't stop getting presenting nents. pregnant. and oliver stone's son converts to islam. a process that took him much less time than watching one of his father's movies. andy, my love. >> speaking of love, what did you do for valentine's day? >> what i always do, spend it with my tbrand parents watching movies. >> what did you watch? >> "fatal attraction,"" basic instinct" and "auto focus." >> you watched those with your grandparents? >> yes, and "tango in paris." >> these films are riddled with salacious sex scenes. >> i know. >> isn't it awkward watching that with your grand pare