thanks, aviation. >>> tonight we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good. >> obama on "the view." greg you said the i know it from basketball thing is an excuse when you are caught in your sister's clothe ?g. >> yes. >> don't really get that. >> neither do i. what i say is it is an excuse for everything. >> i am not sure if it is an excuse for being caught in your sister's clothing, sir. >> what if my sister was a cheerleader for the basketball team. >> is she this. >> yes. was, once. 1976. >> now you just aged her. >> now we willed dit that out. we will edit that out. >> fourth grade. >> it is like hunting. if you see a word you don't like you shoot it. >> jedediah, you brought up the point that you have to penetrate pop culture and no problem with the president going on "the view." i agree. it is fine. but don't go on a show like that and talk about substantive policy issues. don't name three avengers like you did and think he will impress me. you named three main characters. talk about whether there will be lazarus pits it when the dark thiet ri

we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy.o see clips of recent shows fox news.com/red eye. >>> time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. anna, what is a zumba grandma? >> oh go to the health section on fox news.com and check out this 85-year-old lady who does zumba seven days a week or tries to. she taught me a few moves of the it is a ton of fun. >> i guess my follow-up question is what is zumba? >> it is a latin infused dance craze. everybody is doing it it. >> i thought it was a vacuum cleaner. >> that's what i thought too. where can people see your various band these days, joe? >> may 22nd at the myan theater, that's the morissey tribute band i play in. the vandals will be in long beach at the queen mary on june 9th. >> very cool. >> thank you very much. >> what is going on with the opi expe anthony -- opie and anthony show? >> it starts at 6:00 a.m. i will talk about some racist remarks by 10:00 and then check the door. >> it is on the verge of taking off for you. >> still sticking wit

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> thanks, greg. have you walked on the stones of years, america? has this brn the gayest week ever? and a school tells teachers not to correct too many mistakes because it is bad for students' self-esteem. and a houston newspaper reporter says she was fired from moon moonlighting as a stripper. greg? >> andy? >> what's up? >> don't you do a lame, corny joke or that some say thing or the shocking story thing you do over and over? >> i don't think so, greg. >> really? i could have sworn you did. >> there are stories we could have been discussing. >> maybe i will look at the tapes. >> no reason to do that. look to the future, i always say. >> i never, ever heard you say that before. >> forward, greg. >> go away. seriously. >>> welcome our guests now, greg. she is so smoky, she is so hot, smoky the bear warns kids about starting her in the forest. i am here with fox newschannel an ter patty app brown. i am losing my -- patti ann browne. i am losing my mind. and if he was the chicken danc

basically you act like andy levy. a joke i wrote before i havered the pre game report which he used himself. let's discuss -- >> lightning rooooouuunnnnnnddt. lightning round. jay terry, you are as close -- >> terry you are as close to an expert as we get around here. the guy recommends some recruits stay home and attack america in its own backyard. how concerned should we be? will this never end? will they be able to convince people in america that there are 72 virgins waiting for them? >> after all of this, despite having to fight our own people in our society, i am taking the fight to the bad guys. we will always kick their ass. i am trying to figure out how a way to kill you while you are thinking about sex with vier jins. if you are attacking me the last thing i am thinking about is getting laid. >> hospital america -- shouldn't america start a propaganda saying death virgins are a lie. they need to be shaken. >> mott stirred. >> sign me up to the organization you are beginning, but i imagine that they would prob

for that we go to andy levy. >> how are you doing greg?>> as john eluded to, that was fox news' own ed henry sitting next to chuck todd. >> i did not recognize him from the sideview. >> that was a legitimate response. you were reading something into it. >> i was thinking something, and now you are thinking that which i am thinking of. >> you can't believe what vice president biden said on sunday wasn't a gaff. i don't agree. they were not ready to deal with the fallout. carney would have handled the press conference a lot better. >> could be, but gee this guy makes a lot of well prepared gaps. >> he does. he did refer to president romney as president clinton in the same meet the press interview. >> that's why he is great. >> not as a president, but a vice president. >> you said people are dying to. hear. keep in mind we are big fans of australian opinions. >> gavin, you don't understand why the gay marriage issue takes over the elections if gays are 1% of the population. i think it is 2 to 4%, although interestingly a poll done a year ago

we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go to fox fox news.com/red eye. >>> i will see you back here at 5:00 eastern time. tomorrow on the next "red eye." we have michael money gnaw han and david angelo. >> back to you, andy levy. this is the head shot everybody does. >> nick is it true an updated edition of "the declaration of independence" is coming out? >> yes, we published different editions it is like the kiss solo album. matt has a five-page book coming out and then the other 195 pages of my material is coming out. it is paperback. it is a paperback with new material and we make a lot of herman cane jokes. and it is coming out. we talk about occupy wall street and it is coming out in june. >> i enjoy that book. >> gavin, what is up with your book? >> did you get the copy i left for you? >> yes, like eight months ago? >> yes. >> okay. would you like other people to buy it? >> no. jay dana -- >> dana what did you play for? >> pet to vet. it helps military veterans get connected with rescue animals, mostly dogs around th

let's go to andy levy. >> come and make me holy again, america.id the obama administration give classified information to the film makers about the upcoming movie about the raid that killed bin laden? sure, why not? and do two legislators want to require websites to remove comments posted anonymously? sure, why not? and is a dallas pizza chain giving free pizzas to those who order this spanish? sure, why not. all i can think about is that new comedy series "men at work." >> i understand. i didn't sleep a wink when i heard the news. just thinking about all of the hilarity and the broheiming going on. >> my only concern is brecken meyer is not in it. >> no, he is the creator. it is from his brain. >> can it bow as good as "franklin and bash"? this is why i don't sleep. >> you can't ask if it will be as good. you can hope it is something different of equal value, and you know it is of equal value. it cannot be better. nothing can be better. >> that's what i am saying. i am afraid it won't be as broey. >> well, we will have to sit and watch it with a

andy levy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> just take a pebble and cast it to the sea. president obama finally admits he personally favors gay marriage. the gut see call that took years to make. plus, a federal prisoner receives 40% of west virginia's democratic presidential primary vote. the nutsy call you have to love. and finally what happens when bill schulz tries to eat a whole cow? hopeful leahy contracts a neuro degenerative disease that is in the brain and spinal cord. >> thank you, andy. >> that's mad cow disease. >> that was unnecessary. and it gives me a deja vu. >> what do you mean? >> didn't we do this on monday night's show? >> yes, but we ended up not running the package that night. >> still it seems lame. >> you seem lame. >> well, one leg is shorter than the other, andy. >> i didn't know that. >> well it is because are you a heartless jerk. >> i didn't think either of your legs could be shorter. >> i agree to disagree. >> get out of here. let's start this show. she is so hot she can steam clams by staring at them. i am here with leeann tweeden from "pok

now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> take a step back, america. our top story, president obama, secret toe lift, are you on it? and homeland security's naughty word list. are you on it? and finally can we build a fully functional star ship enterprise for a trillion dollars? some guy says yes and that is more than enough for us to do this story. mike? >> you will be tabulating as we go along i assume? >> no, i will be looking up facts and boring stuff like that. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with fox business network anchor lori roth man. and we would like to welcome a first time guest, keith albert. bill schulz, he is one of america's sidekicks three years running and next to me is liz mcdonald, fox business' stock expert. and our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> good to see you taller looking host. david talks about adapting seemingly unadaptable books like "crash" and the cosmopolis and the mind bender" everybody poops." baker? >> "everybody poops." >> it is a dwood one for your kids.

still to come, the half time report from andy levy.e sucks at his job too. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by donkies, those small, domesticated members of the horse family with a gray or brown coat with large ears and a long head. thanks, donkey. >>> welcome back. let's see if we have got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> how are you, greg? >> mad at the coller. >> i can see why. it is giving you problems. >> i don't like these shirts, but i wear them anyway. >> maybe you shouldn't. >> i am like the flying nun, the flying nun strapped around my neck. >> good talk. greg, you mentioned that in new york envelopes with white powder were sent to seven banks, and you said the samples tested negative after bill schulz snorted all of it and said he felt nothing? >> yes. >> so it was blow? gavin, you said you like all of this stirring of the pot and we should give the protesters who are young a break. i am all for protesting the way too cushy relationship between wall street and the government, but there is no e

for that we go to andy levy. >> how are you?> pretty happy over the whole men at work news. >> good. we should talk more about that tomorrow. i have some thoughts. >> i would like to hear your thoughts. maybe we can jot them down. >> we'll do that. >> i love jotting. >> jotting is so much fun. >> no one ever jots. >> there is not enough jotting. i agree obama is too cozy with the drug terms. even to this day he talks about shooting a little horse all the time. >> or he goes -- i love pen gillette, but his rant was wrong. he talks about how president obama's life wouldn't have been better if he had done time for smoking weed. as a foreign national obama would have had diplomatic immunity. >> that's true. his mom is from canada, so it is a nonissue. he is automatically an american citizen. >> he could have been born on the floor of the kenyan embassy. >> what do you know about the kenyan embassy? tell me more. >> obama is the only guy who can put up his own belt with his teeth. i think jesse knows more. >> i am cover -- recovery.

now to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show?> coming up on the big show, did the obama administration give classified information to the film makers on the raid bin laden? and they want to remove comments posted anonymously. sure, why not? and finally, is a dallas pizza chain giving free pizzas to those who order in spanish? sure, why not. greg? >> sounds like you are phoning it in. >> all i can think about is that new comedy series "men at work." >> i didn't sleep a wink when i heard the news. just thinking about you will a of the hilaraty 1k3* broheiming going on. it is from his brain. isn't that enough? >> i don't know if it is. can it be as good as franklin and bash? >> you can't ask if it can be as good as frank lynn and bash. you just hope it is something different of equal value. you know it will be of equal value. it cannot be better. nothing can be better. >> i am afraid it is not going to be as broey. >> we will have to sit and watch it together with a bowl of popcorn. >> you got it. >> i will wear shorts. >> she is so

i'm andy levy. shocking news out of our nation's capital where veteran character actor richard kind broke his silence to give his take on the big political issues of our time. kind spoke out at the white house correspondent dinner saying he believes the disparity between the ultra rich and is the worst thing that has gone on in our nation's history. the former "spin city" star letting people know he is worried about th environment, but he is confident our president is the most smartest man in the room. the death is said to be prolonged exposure to his winey, neighsly -- nasaly voice. >> andy, are you still there? >> still here, breaking news. >> i think we are going to be cutting in throughout the show. i didn't know he was such a risk taker. >> he was always comfortable speaking to power. some say he will speak truth to power at the drop of a hat. >> he is a brave, brave man it is shocking he would take this step. i believe he was the best man, or it may be the other way around. don't really know.

andy levy will explain. i am down on myself. >> why? >> i messed up on a few words earlier. >> no one even noticed. >> i noticed. you know how it is. i am a perfectionist. >> should i stop correcting your mistakes after three? >> please. it will make me feel better. >> gayest week ever. you said the freddy mercury thing, it will be a hole hologram. and then you said, he won't actually be a hologram, but an op tau cal illusion of sorts. >> yes. it is a hollow hologram. >> it is a holla gram. >> didn't greg make that joke? >> might have. >> when greg said queen was one of his favorite bands, what did you mean? >> he wears tight jackets. hi, andy. >> if somebody would have taken shots at the hologram that would have been news. it accidentally raises a good point. i think it is the future of security. >> that's an excellent point. if tuac was at coachella, who cares? it is new technology. they have been superimposing people forever. >> if you understood thug life -- >> it was tupac and biggy. that would have been news. >> and more important

the half time report from andy levy jie. tonight's half time report is sponsored by cheese burgers, the patties of ground meet that a topped are cheese and served on a gun. thanks, cheese burgers. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. how are you? >> great. first of all, jim gave accolades for the table and you said you wished you knew what they were. i believe it is a honda sedan. >> is it electric? >> no, there is the civic, the accord and the accolade. >> you dpet accolades -- you get accolades for having ago co accolades. if you had an electric car you wouldn't have accolades. >> i don't follow. >> or is accolades an illness? >> teacher suspended for telling students they could go to jail for saying bad things about obama. and the teacher shouldn't be fired and then you backtracked, and now you had time to think about it. any final thoughts? >> she should be fired. >> bill, i can't believe you are saying this, but not only did the teacher allow the student to use t

still to come the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by chess, the game played on a checkered board by two players, each with 16 pieces. the object is to capture checkmate, the opponent's king. thanks, chess. >>> let's find out if we've got anything wrong so far. we go to tv's andy levy. >> i need my tablecloth back. >> that's a call from three days. >> president obama finally admits he is for gay marriage. you mentioned the senior white house official said he was always planing on coming out before the election, but vice president's comments sped it up. so basically his original plan was to continue to lie between now and then. >> exactly. that's the key. he was going to stay in the closet until it was safe to come out. chris, you said for gay people obama's announcement is significant which i agree with. in his announcement he went out of his way to say he supports gay marriage in states. a, do you think he is honest about that? and b, is that okay? >> it has to do with a gut feeling. i don't think you are wrapped up in the decision. it

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> had you talked to the winds of time you would know how the water's rhyme, america. are khalid shake mohamed and his conspirators turning it into a farce 1234* the shocking story that is quite possibly the least shocking story ever. and did america's crazy uncle tell the truth? we discuss joe biden's gay marriage comments straight ahead. and what happens when bill schulz tries to eat a whole cow? hopeful leahy contracts a -- hopefully he contracts a neuro degenerative disease. that's the mad cow disease, greg. >> look what i found. >> what did you find? >> an actual chess piece. i found it in the garden. >> can't beat that. >> i was hiding by a rock. >> you will get the joke i made. >> what joke? >> never mind jie. go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she leaves scorch marks in assisted of footprints. i am here with the criminal defense attorney remi spencer. and she -- he is so sharp ginzu knives over him. and his head lice recently contracted shingles. it is my repulsi

still to come the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by chess, the game played on a checkered board by two players, each with 16 pieces. the object is to capture checkmate, the opponent's king. thanks, chess. the capital one cash rewards card gives you a 50% annual bonus. and who doesn't want 50% more cash? ugh, the baby. huh! and then the baby bear said, "i want 50% more cash in my bed!" phhht! 50% more cash is good ri... what's that. ♪ you can spell. [ male announcer ] the capital one cash rewards card. the card for people who want 50% more cash. what's in your wallet? ha ha. ♪ got anything wrong so far. we go to tv's andy levy. >> i need my tablecloth back. >> that's a call from three days. >> president obama finally admits he is for gay marriage. you mentioned the senior white house official said he was always planing on coming out before the election, but vice president's comments sped it up. so basically his original plan was to continue to lie between now and then. >> exactly. that's the key. he was going to stay in the closet until

this is from andy levy's desk. fashion cats. black eyed peas, the greatest band that ever lived.d keeping it on the positive. now taboo is the best member of the group, and he has written a book about his trajectory in life, up, down, all-around. >> and falling up. >> and falling up, yes. the thing i love about it is when you are falling you are falling down. this is the bag from one-15. and a reminder of the only alex trebek in your life. >> bill bay brusher shuldz. >> you have done all of this for me. >> i have. it was not sitting in our office. i went and bought all of this. can't emphasize that enough. >> except for the thing that came from andy levy. >> stole that from his desk. i stole a lot from his desk, mostly pills. we wish you the best of luck and we are rooting for you. greg isn't, but i am. >> have i to say that is one of -- i have to say that is one of your best. having to put up with her, she is a horrible person. >> she didn't take any of my advice. failed to notice i grew a muss stash -- mustache trebek style for you and still won't return my phone calls. >> i th

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you?it is closer to that time so i am excited. we just burned 20 minutes before men at work. 20 minutes away. >> yes. do you want to talk more about it? >> no. >> we can talk about it tomorrow. >> you have to see my dream journal. >> have i been saying that for three years now. "hustler"'s photo shop of sc cup. i know sc cup. we are good friends. as far as i'm concerned she probably collaborated with "hustler" just to get more twitter followers, more specifically to end up with more than i have. >> sc, we know that is not true. >> don't fall for it, america. >> obviously i'm kidding. >> in all seriousness, don't follow her on twitter. >> that was the fastest walk back anybody has ever done. >> i wrote it with that. i am not stupid. this is another man gnaw fess station but it is a semiregular feature they do. in this case it was the trashing of conservative women. it is not like hustler treats the liberal women with class. >> i remember in 1978. >> the theme is conservative women. >> and l

still to come the half time report from andy levy. he is america's ninja warrior. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by carnival. the festive periods with street processions, costumes, music and dancing. thanks, carnival. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> how are you doing, mike? >> i'm doing okay. >> good. let's talk about obama's kill list. first question, mike, do you -- i'm curious, do you cross-reference the diligence kill list or are they completely separate? >> we like to keep them separate. ours is a little more focused. >> cool. >> also, hike, you read the -- mike, you read the part of the story that said it is the final calculation in the kill or capture debate and you were laughing through that. why is that, sir? >> it is like saying, you know, president obama, he decides who lives and dies. there's a lot that goes into this. i don't buy the idea that he is the guy who is putting the stamp on there. i think he is getting a lot of advice and he is r

to see recent clips fox news.com/red eye. >>> back to andy levy for a post game wrap up. hi, andy. >> greg, thanks. >> welcome. >> kevin, i hear have you breaking news about barry gold water? >> yes, i was wondering there is always a myth that the republican party and the democrats switched in someway on civil rights i always thought that is underred like bs. but it turns out it is untrue and there is no evidence for it. you can read all about it during the next issue coming out on friday. >> remi, where can people see you later in the week? >> later i will be live on fox business network at 5:30 on friday. >> upcoming gigs? >> indeed. the mall of america performing at the house of comedy in minneapolis this wednesday through sunday the 13th. >> you are telling jokes at a hot topic, aren't you? >> i won't be telling joke there's, but i am getting a whole new wardrobe. >> they have a rollercoaster there and i can actually ride it. >> you were going to make a height joke. >> why do they do that to me? >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> you don't think blacks jum

the half time report coming up with andy levy. >> tonight is sponsored by hipos. the large amphibious animals with a wide mouth, thick legs and gray skin. thanks, hipos. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong. hi, andy. how is it going? >> good, how are you, greg? >> i'm great. before we get to the stories, greg -- actually, dirk, greg said we have been trying to get on you the show for some time and you said well you finally sent me some money. standards and practices would like you to make it clear you were joking. >> well, it had nothing to do with it. it was between greg and i. i didn't say the network. it was greg and i. >> it is a gray area. >> greg often refers to himself as the network. >> they were cd's of eddie money. >> he promised me drinks after. >> oh that's fine. >> thank you. >> obama's composite girlfriend. andrea, you said where are the ex-girlfriends? are you implying that one of obama's ex-girlfriends killed foster? >> i don't know if they would be smart enough. judging from the response of the girl at the play -- >> are you

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he is a boob. >> andy sucks. >> tonight is sponsored by divers. the people who leap from various heights into a body of water either for work or recreation. thanks, divers. >>> welcome back. what are you doing? let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. andy is apparently watching something else. >> they are doing a little cleaning and a little housekeeping back there. >> what do you have besides suicidal thoughts? >> not much. >> romney's high school story. larry, you asked if the washington post had the story ready to go. interestingly the post political editor told huff-po, they didn't run the piece in thursday's printed decision because they didn't want people to get the idea that was their plan, so they ran it on-line which is where everyone reads it anyway. >> exactly. let's hide it on the internet. >> greg, you said it sounds like romney was not a nice kid. he is kind of like a joffrey. >> what is a joffrey? >> from "game of thrones." >> joffrey, the little king? >> that's

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. that will never happen to him in a cab. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by judo -- judo. the martial art where they use balance and body weight to throw one to the ground. thanks judo. >>> let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong. let's go to andy levy. >> how are you? >> i'm doing great. >>- q. i working for the weekend -- >> working for the weekend? >> kind of. but i will be working all weekend. what's the point? >> i don't know. >> neither do i. facebook ipo, you believe google went public in 1987? >> yes. >> it was 2004. >> you know what, no won teri didn't make any money. who did i give the money to? >> that was steve, google. >> that was his name. >> you did get services for that. >> he was a border in my mom's house. >> he performed searches on you. >> michael, you said the whole don't flaunt it thing looks stupid and you seemed outraged by it. i disagree. doesn't it go back to the old time ethic where the rich never acted rich, and you had money, but you didn

i'm andy levy. let's go to managing editor. what is coming up tonight. >> our top story.lege student is suing $20 million for going to a jail cell for 20 days. drinking urine can make you very rich man. sorry. [ laughter ] >> it's true though. >> it's true. >> plus, new jersey mother arrested for putting her six-year-old in the tanning bed is denounced by snooki is crazy. she hit back saying she is fat and ugly. >> and al-qaeda magazine publishes a shocking editorial calling for a fire bombing against the u.s. andy. >> you made it through. [ laughter ] >> she puts the cute in prosecute and i'm with kimberly guilfoyle that airs right here on "the five" and fox reported weekend saturdays and sundays right here on the fnc. bill schultz, you think she contestant in the hunger games right now. he is considered pioneer but sadly george carlin is no longer with us but joe derosa is called the turn. sun and nobody cheers when he appears, hello. >> today, and this is a movie that costs a lot. don't smoke pot. andy? >> awful. >> you are awful. >> you don't use the words like that.

still to come the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is morally blind. >> tonight is sponsored by paper towels. the piece of absorbent cloth made for wiping. thank you paper towel. >>> let's see if we have gotten anything wrong so far. andy? >> hi, greg. i'm making last-minute notes here. >> good. always up-to-date, andy. >> all good now though. >> not afraid that change thing at the last minute. >> can't be afraid to do things in this business. have to go where the facts are. >> that's what i do. i change things. not afraid. >> stop changing things. news week proclaims obama the first gay president. >> you say it is symbolism, but he hasn't taken action on. it that's not entirely true. he told the justice department to stop defending the constitutional. and on monday he listed the repeal as something as part of his agenda for the second term. >> clearly he has taken no action on his own gayness. it was obvious, andy. >> i uh poil. >> for miss -- i you apologize for misunderstanding. >> as an actual newsman i should know. >> easy deal

now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show?erica. our top story, president obama, secret toe lift, are you on it? and homeland security's naughty word list. are you on it? and finally can we build a fully functional star ship enterprise for a trillion dollars? some guy says yes and that is more than enough for us to do this story. mike?

still to come, the half me report fro tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by dog weddings. the ceremony in which two canines are united in marriage or a similar institution. thanks, dog weddings. >>> hi, andy. >> paul, shut up while other people are talking. is this your first time out of your house? >> i am not the only one. >> shut up. that's all i'm asking. >> what? i can't hear you. >> i will have you know that even the cameramen were heckling paul. >> i didn't imply i could do their job. >> maybe i should work behind the camera implying you could do their job. >>ou can't even do your own job. >> i am glad i only have six days left to live. >> so say we all. >> secret service getting chaperons. >> you like to call them chaperones? i assume that's because they are all male? >> no, but what we do ends up in p chas. i -- in chaps. >> i thought -- meant chapstick. >> you can't spell cperons without chaps, but you mean chaps with an "s." >> no, i think you will find i am right. >> we are beating this joke into the ground. >>ouaid it sucks because it a couple of knu

. >> exactly another reference for the people at home that are not as it will rat as andy levy. [ laughterdon't know if i said that. >> no this is all making up for what i couldn't read earlier. >> you are very attractive. >> let's go to the prostitutes. i love saying that sentence. let's go the the prostitutes. one thing that wasn't pointed out by anyone, it was pointed out by peter king, they have not been able to locate the woman despite the fact that she has been on television and radio. it's not just the secret service our government is incompetent on most every level. that is more editorial. joe, you said this is not an embarrassment to the secret service. you rightly pointed out you hate the country of your birth but you said look what has happened in the past 12 years. are you saying this has some relationship to how the bush administration governed. i was unclear on that point? >> i don't know if i did the math correctly because i'm not smarted like you. >> that is true. >> i don't own a suit or nothing. [ laughter ] >> honestly i really don't which is sad. i was trying to go all

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport?ica? has this brn the gayest week ever? d

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report.

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld for reasons that will be clear.ow to mike for our pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> levi johnston is living with his parents after blowing a million dollars on guns and boats. america is stunned. we, unfortunately investigate. and new york republicans want to ban anonymous internet comments. a move so dumb it was even condemned by the former millionaire rely johnston. -- levi johnston. 1k3 bill clinton poses for a photo with two porn stars. levi johnston declared the photo to be totally awesome. back to you. >> you know it is johnston, right? >> who is he? i never heard of the guy. >> you are not here to fact check, so it is fine. let's welcome our guest. we stole her diary so she has no other choice but to keep coming on the show. and he is america's bad boy and a virgo. it is greg gutfeld and co-host of "the five" that airs at 5:00 p.m. eastern. bill schulz who thinks he is on the set of "tron." and he gets more ha, ha, ha's than a dojo. >> believe that. >> and his bosses are grieving becaus