let's go to andy levy. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> the seattle seahawks got a well-earned win against the green bay packers in the emerald city on monday night. >> yeah, right. and president obama talks to the ladies of "the view" and the unite -- the united nations general assembly. our allstar panel will try to find out what is worse. stick around and find out. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha, greg. >> did you do okay with me out sick? >> okay. >> a lot of medications i am on right now. >> i am not sure how that is any different. >> it is definitely screwing up my sentence structure. >> again, i am not sure how that is any different. >> go away. she gets men off every day, and sometimes women. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. and he is so sharpen sills use him to take their s.a.t.s. he is new york posted for y'all writer robert george, two first names. gotta like that. portugal is considered a sandwich. it is bill schulz. and he just landed the role of bender in the breakfast club off broadway musical which me

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on the big show. would you rather have dinner with president obama or mitt romney? a shocking new poll has the shocking answer that will shock you. plus egyptian easy law mists storm our embassy and tear down our flag because they are angry about a movie. take note, michael bay, enough with the transformers crap. and should the seal who wrote the book about the raid about bin laden face prosecution? some say no, but others say yes, as long as they don't have to be the ones that bring him in. >> will we have a better show tonight? last night was lack luster. gyre last night was -- >> last night was my fault. i ruined the whole thing. i feel bad. i wish you hadn't brought it up and let's move on. lean forward, greg. >> you say that a lot, often in the park. go away. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is hotter than a jalapeno covered with magma and tabasco. she is the director of the law fair project ssments her latest book is called "law fair, the war against free speech." w

let's go to andy levy for a pre game president are. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, president obama learned you can't change washington from the inside. maybe that explains why he is always golfing. iam i right? and a government-sponsored day of love for mohamed in pakistan doesn't turn violent and results in no death. i'm totally kidding. people died. and what sent bill schulz to a peta protest? hopefully they turn turned him into a toll. >> i never said i was nice. >> you didn't. >> this banter is lighting up the world. go away. let's welcome our guests. please don't do that. she is so hot that flame throwers list her as a job reference. it is anna coyman, nice waive. and he is smarter than socrates. it is kurt loder. "reason magazine" contributor. his book is "the good, the bad and the god awful." and my said kick, bill schulz. and sitting next to me, the comedian tom shlou. >> a, block, the lede, that's the first story. >> so is hope and change outside his range? on thursday, an actual day of the week, in an interview with spanish language chann

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy.e doesn't vote or do anything for that matter. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the small dogs belonging to a breed with long bodies, short legs and drooping ears. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. sorry about your jacket. it should mostly come out. mideast turmoil. greg, you said they were chapting bill -- bill schulz sucks. for a few seconds i was on their side. >> i was sitting here minding my own. jaime, you said before you have democracy you have to have institutions that can sustain democracy. are you some kind of a ron paul freak? >> that is not ron paul's position. >> aren't there some days when isolationism doesn't sound that bad? >> it is like a siren coping. >> -- song. >> it can't be isolation in a phone booth. >> that's a great t-shirt. >> it means the world is now a phone booth. we are interconnected. >> i don't believe the world is a phone booth. >> the world is a phone booth. >> there are no phone

we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? did you have a good night off?> yes, excellent. got that thing taken care of. >> good. everything -- it won't come back? >> no. >> you told the man! >> i just walked home from the woods. >> love that broadway show. >> romney stuff. you said what romney said is true and he should own it. i do think he is mostly owning it. >> you were giving him advice. i respect that more than any other answer i got on the show. >> you should own it anyway. >> you will be happy to know he mostly is. >> thanks foretelling me that -- for telling me that. i will rest easy. >> he is going to own it? >> he is mostly owning it. >> i think i will ban that phrase. >> you should own that. >> he is renting to own it. >> he built it and now he owns it. >> paying in monthly payments and will own this. >> do you want to keep going? >> no. >> president obama doesn't own anything. he just occupies it. >> oooo. >> don't make that noise if it does president make sense. >> it made no sense. >> absolute nonsense. >> you said what romney -- you conside

now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up tonight? >> another quiet day in the middle east with nobody rioting and burning stuff and killing people. i'm kidding, of course. and is general motors losing money on every chevy volt it sells? the shocking story in the run down, and if we don't get to it tonight, it is dead. and what happens if we send bill schulz to walk the runway during fashion week? hopeful leahy trips and falls on his stupid face and he runs outcrying and then gets hit by a bus. >> thank you. >> welcome. >> i will get my jacket back on monday. >> i will take care of that. >> you are sure it will get out? >> not entirely sure, but the steam cleaning may be the lucky charm. >> all right. >> bye. >> let's welcome our guest. >> she is so hot sheaken for a . she is the reporter for kttv. she is on fox 11 l.a. she caning of hot, he is so good looking that tourists ask for direction to him. and then they take him to the top floor. the metaphor didn't work. it is sean canin. damn he is hot. and there is a book called "the mode

andy levy. fry france closes embassies in arab and muslim countries after a newspaper pushes cartoons of a naked mohamed. the shocking story that shockingly isn't that shocking anymore. and a navy submarine commander tries to get out of a relationship by faking his own death. i think we can assume from the fact we are reporting on this it didn't go all that well. and finally, lyndsay lohan arrested. not really sure this is news anymore. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> did you catch "the five" earlier? >> i did not. still don't know what that is. >> it got crazy. it got a little heated. >> what is it? >> get out! let's welcome our guests. she is so sharp she is not allowed to ride hot air balloons. i am here with the awesome mtv vijah and now a correspondent. and a contributor to reason.com and reason .tv. and if musical genius was a bullfight spanish men would do him in front of a cheering crowd. musician and legendary record producer. and in baja he is considered a fish taco. it is bill

still to come the half time report from andy levy.e is not getting a book. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by submarines, the boats built to operate and travel for long periods of time underwater. thanks, submarines. >>> we are back. i have a proposition. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> thanks. do you want to talk about this proposition? >> lori, i saw lori's tatoo on her foot, and she said she has other at that tattoo if i would like to see them. >> you didn't. >> yes, i did. >> there are no secrets at this table. >> in fairness they are all prison tatoo. >> it does take a lot of make up to cover those teardrops. >> and you have seen me walking in in the morning. >> she killed eight people. >> i do not get in an elevator with you. libia, greg, you mentioned the u.s. officials now suspect the attack on libia that killed our ambassador and others was not the result of a protest against the movie. jonathon, you agreed saying there is a growing belief that the whole thing w

let's go to andy levy. >> how are you feeling? >> i'm okay. i am having a bit of a problem pronouncing words. >> i don't think anybody noticed. >> i think they did. >> i was just trying to be nice. >> you know what, you don't try that hard. it is pretty obvious you don't care. >> i know. i feel for you, man. >> no, you don't. >> i know. horrible call by replacement refs ruins football. greg, you said it reminds you of something that happened in your living room. you are using replacement refs too as i recall. >> no, i was watching the football game last night in my living room and it reminded me of it. >> i completely misunderstood. i was told that rather than -- you didn't lock out the regular refs. >> i locked them in. there was sound coming from the back room. can you check it out? and then they go in there and the next thing you know. >> it is amazing. he hasn't come back in awhile. >> i call it the disappearing daisy chain. >> you would think by the seventh guy they would get the hint. >> they are not very bright. that's why they are repl

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, how are you? >> i'm all right. kind of rocky in the front half of the show. i miss pronounced a lot of names. i [bleep] the introductions, screwed up the introductions. >> did you write that one down? >> yes, writing that one down. >> i think i need time off, greg. >> no. you see, i was in tampa while you were floating around l.a. with your hollywood friends. i was in tampa. >> we should talk after the show. i think i may have to take a week or something. i don't know. i'm beat, man. >> look at me. look how exhausted i look. i look terrible. >> you should have taken a couple weeks off, man. we did. >> i did "the five" every day. i even did labor day. >> it is your own fault, man. it is your choice. biden with the biker chick, obama gets a bear hug. i feel like i am obligated to say this, anne, the big pizza owner did not throw the president into a deep fryer. >> are you sure? >> yes, my sources tell me. jim, you said the secret service got a vibe the hug was okay. the pizza owner did visit the white house in june a

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. worthless once you start spouting other stuff. terry, what's going, brother? >> have i nothing to plug. i just want to tell my mom and dad i love them. and there is a lot of deer in my yard and i am happy about that. >> ticks, ticks. >> does that mean a lot of venison? >> no, i like them. >> andy, what is up with your cd? >> i have a new cd called "underachiever" and i want to tell terry's mom and dad i love them. >> i like him as a guest a lot. >> and i hear rumors, i don't know if they are true, but you have a new bach out? >> yes, i do. it came out this week. i had an appearance on "the view" and a couple on" hannit y" and this. >> what is it called? >> "mugs, racial demogogary" and if you are wondering if i know how black people feel and i have to sayi

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. >> tonight is sponsored by train. the groups of railroad cars pulled by one or more loco motives. thanks, train. >>> let's see if we got anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. how are you? >> i'm great, how are you? >> who cares? benghazi was a terrorist attack. let me play devil's advocate for a second. it was self-evident benghazi was a terrorist attack may not signify the change, and as people were killed, duh, that was a terrorist attack. >> but he denied that earlier. >> they didn't deny it was a terrorist attack. they just said the whole thing was spontaneous which looks like a load of crap. >> what you are saying is what jessed earlier that it can be -- what jesse said earlier is that it can be both. >> it can be spontaneous and a terrorist attack. >> all right. >> and involve jim bough lieu she. >> that's a different story. >> i made that joke earlier on "the five" and it didn't go over well. >> you keep saying this show. >> a show with good ratings in the afternoon. it is a show. it replaced glen beck.

new to andy levy. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show?attle seahawks got a well-earned win against the green bay packers in the emerald city on monday night. >> yeah, right. and president obama talks to the ladies of "the view" and the unite -- the united nations general assembly. our allstar panel will try to find out what is worse. stick

now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show?after a judge rules he is a flight risk. that makes magic videos that force people to kill and he can fly? and they highlight the differences between serving and being overserved. and finally is the united nations looking to create global taxes?

andy levy is off, well, he didn't want to be a rt pa of this.ative, now diligence president mike baker. for a free estimate to find out what ales you, call the folks at diligence. and our pre game report. mike, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you.

andy levy is off, well, he didn't want to be a rt pa of this. filling in is former cia operative, now diligence president mike baker. for a free estimate to find out what ales you, call the folks at diligence. and our pre game report. mike, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you. welcome. >> thank you. >> you are welcome. coming up on tonight's show, an anti-muslim poster comes under attack in a new york city subway. we will investigate the circumstances and present both sides of the story as we take a look at what happened during the course of the incident which we will be looking at. and the response from the white house, it is not their fault. they were protesting on campus, and they received a big lawsuit payout. parents encourage other protests. and mayor bloomburg stalks the new york city hospitals in favor of skis tells. skittles. all that and more coming up. >> thanks, mike. let's welcome our guests. my first guest and i met years ago after a karate competition. my mom drove us to an amusement park. we held hands. the car stal

i'm tv's andy levy. i will see you next time. >> the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. [shouting] [chanting] >> bill: muslims hate us but why are they so angry? is there anything the u.s.a. can do about it? we will have a special report. >> bill o'reilly, does he have the style he needs. >> you are putting me on o'reilly? he he doesn't like stuff like this. girls like us. >> he sent me here. >> o'reilly? i don't think so. >> bill: in the face of a dismal economy, new york city throws a big fashion week exposition. was it over the top? jesse watters will tell us. >> do you eat at all? what do you feed yourself with? >> nothing. >> stewart is back. it's inexplicable but he is here. you are back on the factor. >> hi, john, great to see you. >> bill: what? you want me to be a phony? >> bill: big announcement about me your humble correspondent and my pal jon stewart. we will be doing something that may effect the presidential election. >> you love me because you know we are the same people. hmmmm. >> caution, you where to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now.

thank you >>> i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. enough about him. let's go to jed do lie yaw be law. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on tonight's show, riots continue throughout the middle east and we will answer a question, is this about irreconcilable cultural differences? and does the muslim rage go too far? and it is the one-year anniversary of occupy wall street. we will look at what they accomplished and what their festivities look like. there is not a tent in sight. and mcdonalds taking a hint from michelle obama? they will be posting calorie counts on their boards and grilled mcnuggets may be in your future. >> that's disgusting. thank you, jedediah. i am here with author and political commentator -- imogen lloyd web earth. dash cash webber. it is comedian joe devito. hi, joe. >> hi, andy. >> bill schulz, he feels like mark sanchez, incomplete. and now a columnist for tablet mab. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> very graphic, mike. that's new. well, calm has been restored in the middle east -- is something n

i am andy levy. feel better, greg. the rirl fac. tonight. >> you are asking the american people to hire you as president of the united states think would like to hear some specifics. >> mitt romney dodges questions about what deductions and exemptions he would outlaw. why is the governor doing that he? he wool tell you. >> i don't think -- we will tell. >> you i don't think anyone is going to be confused as to the ideological belief of most of the people who appear on fox. >> i think that's grossly unfair. bret baier, is he an idealogue? >> i don't know bret baier. >> bill: you don't know. >> bernie goldberg itching to weigh in on the koppel o'reilly shootout. he will be here. >> do you think obama made the right choice by choosing paul ryan as his vice president? >> yeah. >> do you think he picked paul ryan because is he african-american or because he is qualified? >> it could be a little bit of both. >> at howard stern crew interviews some african-americans who don't seem to know anything. was that fair? adam can a roll low will w

democrat is it for us >>> i am andy levy filling in for greg dwut felled. >> our top story tonight, is your middle schooler doping, or is he naturally a zit-faced jerk? one school wants to put it to the test. a panel will weigh in and offer no clarity. >> uncalled for. >> and one artificial photograph will be exhibited next week causing outrage. mayor bloomberg says it is okay as long as it is less than 16 ounces. and finally, media publication court says the united states is number one in cocaine use. three cheers for the red, white and blue and white and white and white and white. andy? >> thanks, paul. see you at the half. >> all right. >>> let's welcome our guests. i am here with author and political commentator imogen lloyd webber. her latest book is called "the twitter diaries." and look, it is chris rowser. bill schulz. and sitting next to me is miserable pittsburgh steeler founder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> are uts on the -- are youths on the juice? probably not, but we are checking anyway. several states are requiring middle school drug testing for stude