i am andy levy and i approve this message. and we will approve the debate and look at how they will handle the issues. and what happens when we send bill out to interview mick rerourke some. >> that's harsh. >> i don't think it is. >> i don't think you think it is either. >> i was being poe late. polite. >>> she is so hot she smis taken for a curling iron she was named after jill dobson. and in delaware he is considered a rest stop. it is bill schulz. and if hilarity was a new light bulb, i would screw him in a dark bathroom. next to me, comedian joe devito. >>> is pelosi in bed with the undead 1234* afn attack ad makes that claim, and it is about time. a new video from john dennis, two first names features a nancy look alike surrounded by nancy followers followers and a lot of metaphors including a lamb who is supposed to represent his candidacy. it is better than hope floats. >> she is not a sack craw official lamb. and neither am i. you are burying us alive under a mountain of debt. >> do you want 5 million americans to los

now to andy levy for our pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> we will preview thursday's vice presidential debate with a fair and balanced look at paul ryan and the goofy aninaty of ryan. the shocking story that is really an unfounded rumor. and finally, what happens when we send bill schulz out on the street to get people's opinions about a giant ferris wheel? hopefully they gut him like a pig and waive his end trails in his face as he screams in unimaginable pain. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >>> let's welcome our guest. she and i met at a take back the night rally in the late 80s. we took it back, and then we couldn't figure out what to do with it. that was fun. i am here with tammy bruce, fox news contributor and host of the nationally syndicated talk show. he and i met on second avenue. i had to follow him and he had you are cred. -- and he had crushed. it is sherrod small. and this man first came to my attention when he made the cover of variety's how did they manage a career in media edition? it is bill schulz. and sitting next to me

not a story, just something andy levy e-mailed me from the bathroom this morning. that's disgusting, andy. first, are attractive people as good looking on the inside as they are on the outside in -- outside? i will interview them next. >>> should we give hope to those who dope? lance armstrong's cycling career is done, finally. but must it be that way? a british professor, is there any other kind, has made the case that we should allow drugs in sports. oh god he sounds divine. athletes take unknown substances procured from unknown sources and permitted the use of doping. creating environment that would not only be safer, but more con grew went with the reality of professional sports in the 21st century. whatever, dude. should we hold all cyclists in contempt, and thought just lance? this driver says yes. >> this is getting old. >> that was fun, but i wouldn't do this to any cyclist. they are human beings too. wouldn't you agree that it would make everything more exciting if everybody was juicing? >> you don't want everybody in sports juicing. they need some sports s

i sent our own nerd, tv's andy levy to check it out. he made it back. >> not sure how bill wormed his way out of this one. but that's what he does. i am here at new york comic-con. or as nerds call it, fashion week. >> guys, first question, who are you wearing? >> white rabbit. >> the red queen. >> red queen. >> you are all from great expectations? >> wonderland. >> i am not familiar with that. >> do you not just do this at comic conventions ? >> we do the game convention. >> what makes you do this? >> fun. it is like halloween when you feel like doing it. >> he is a rock and roll clown that does a lot of cocaine. that's all there is to hip. >> you put the word sexy in front and that's your costumes. >> i tried not to be a sexy edward scissor hand. i didn't want to be labeled as that. >> it is leggo greg. >> i am the mother of dragons. >> you are supposed to have three dragons, aren't you? >> yes, i couldn't carry them all. >> this is easily my favorite interview. we have scarlet and emma. >> he is one of my favorite characters. and we

>> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. >>> back to tv's andy levy for the post dwaim wrap up. >> thanks. are you going to disclose who you are voting for? >> we did this this week. for the third time in the last three elections. we are the only music or magazine outlet that does it. go out and make fun of us. >> my big backyard made an endorsement. >> who did your big backyard endorse? >> my big backyard magazine. i am not telling you. you have to look for it. >> what is 12 comedy albums in 12 months. >> 12 full comedy albums. the first launches on november 6th. you can see them. they are all digital and will sell for $1.99. one a month for a bhol year. whole year. >> thanks. good idea. >> remi, do you have a trip? >> yes. i am get august way from this crazy crew. i will come back with a sun tan. >> and probably something else too. he is on fire. maybe i won't come back, how about that this. >> i want you to come back. oh, come on. why are we lying? we are going together crazy chick. thanks, andy, reel me,

it still to come, the report 23r* andy levy. he is going as misery on halloween. >> to night's half time report is sponsored by bells, the hollow metal instruments that produces a ringing sound when struck. thanks, bell. >>> we are back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far of the for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you some. >> shut up. >> eva longoria apologized for retweet. you said she should have had hillary clinton take the credit for the tweet. you mean ? >> i don't know what word i used. but i think the impact is the same. weird boy. >> like that is the first time i have been called that. you said a retweet is a tweet, but as dana eluded to, many make it clear that retweets don't equal endorsement. the feeling here is was clear it wasn't an endorsement. you have to put that in your -- what is your area below your avatar. it says a retweet is not a tweet. >> it is an mp. mt. >> an mt is the same thing. >> no, it is modified. >> but sometimes you do retweet people who tweet something stupi

humor if you are going to try to do that. >> he likes to think of himself as a better version of andy levy. >> it doesn't take much. >> andy is pretty miserable. >> i forgot what we asked you. >> we connish ifed obama is -- we confirmed obama is black and white. >> you are comedians or so you claim. no real proof of that yet. you have writers on "saturday night live" who are paid a minimum of six figures and some seven figures. it is hard for them to make -- he was complaining about how hard it was to get something funny out of a debate. if you sat on twitter during the debate, i was laughing throughout the whole thing. there are people who don't get paid that making great jokes. >> the only logical i can think of is the debate was so ripe for jokes that you would feel like you were plagiarizing almost. somebody was doing something funny and you were transcribing. >> if somebody paid you a million dollars you would find a way to do it. >> a million? >> i don't think they get millions. >> well, jim downy does. >> you shouldn't say who is making what. >> well, he has been there forever. i as

coming up, half time with andy levy. >> it is sponsored by coconut. the husk sur under roughing the -- surrounding the large seed. thanks, coconut. >>> we're back, let's see if we got anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. >> look at this thing. pretty cool. >> what do you have there? >> a bust with my face on it. >> really? >> yes, because i am going on a bus tour. >> is that the actual bus you will be in? >> no, no, no. it is a large bus. >> because you are a short lad. >> and i will be going all over the south starting in florida around thanksgiving and going up to atlanta and tennessee. >> but there is my. >> i will be at the villages. >> greg is staying up late. getting up early. >> yep. >> it would be cool if they dropped in a picture. >> a word of advice to the villages, i don't know what time you are speaking, but do not interfere with the early bird special. >> i will be in fort lauderdale. i will be in new york city, big thing november 14th. >> i will take the bus on the bus. >> what am i. >> do you remember that movie? the amazing --

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, who won the foreign policy do pate between a calm, reasoned mitt romney and ?eering, condescending barack obama? a fair and balanced discussion coming up. and a new poll shows european prefer obama to romney, something that is not the tiniest shocking. greg? >> nice, andy. >> i don't know what that means. >> what, thanks, andy? >> yes. >> you know what, maybe you don't deserve the thanks. >> maybe i just never heard it before from you, greg. >> let's welcome our guest, you jerk. well, she is so british she sneezes earl graty. it is quite messy. i am here with author and political commentator imogeth lloyd webber. that's three names. her latest is called "the twitter diaries" and if hilarity was a seafood restaurant he would have crabs. you get a new job every week. it is michael money -- moynihan. >> i keep getting fired. >> sitting next to me is the brother of gavin mcguiness, miles mcguiness. she a crusader for honesty and justice in a country that knows neither. h

coming up, half time with andy levy >>ts sponsored by coconut. the sk sur under rghing the -- surrounng the large seed. thanks, coconut. >>> we'reee if we got athing wrong so far let'go to andy levy. ty cool.athi thing. >> wha you have there? >> a bstu wh my face on it. >> really? ye bause i amoing on a busour. >> is that the actualou will be in? arge bus., no. l >> because you are a short >> and i will be going all over t sou florida around thanksgiving and going tupo atlanta and tennessee. >> but tre is my. >> i will be a the vlages. >> greg ise. getting up ear >>ep. >> it would be coo if they drped in a picture. a wofo the villages, don't know what speaking,ut do not rfere th the ely bird. >> i will ben ft lauderdale. i wille in new york city, g thing november >> i wil take the bus on the bus. >> what am i. >> do y remember that movie? the amazing- >> he was >> please d it. >> i am putting it down now. >>ededh, you said nody hugs or gives garbage to their garbage man? excuse me, ms. 1 >> ion't even like to hug my boyfriend. >> you have a boyfr

we will close things up with andy levy. we will andy chug. clips go to fox news.com/red eye. >>> see you back here at 5:00 p.m. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." we is a patti ann browne. greg probst will be here. yay, i like him. >> and back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> tom, the show is over? >> you lived in a simpler time, didn't ?u. >> we had swimming holes and -- >> that's what you called them? >> all right. what you got? >> nothing. i don't know. i'm tom shalou. >> well spoken, sir. >> liz, what was your favorite debate moment ever in history? >> you know what i was thinking about? we have the ryan-biden debates coming up. remember the lieberman-chain -- cheney debate? one person joked and said, i see dead people. i think this will be more exciting. >> all right. diane, where can people see and/or hear new the morning? >> imus in the morning and i also do fox news radio.

it still to come, andy levy. he is offensive. ban him. >> to night's half time report is sponsored by soccer. the silly game in which two teams of 11 players try to score by kicking a ball into a net of either end of a rectangular field. thanks, soccer. >>> we are back. let's see if we have anything wrong. how is your paper, andy? >> it is good. shuffles well. space jump, greg, you said balm garth neither jumped from 128,000 feet in the air. >> yes. >> that's 24 miles. >> so maybe it was more magestic than i thought. >> possibly. and he failed to break the record by 17 seconds. the guy who holds that record was balm garth neither's -- baumgartner's capsule communicator. that makes sense. when he said -- it was weird at the time, go ahead and pulled your chute now. you have the free fall record. he kind of screwed him over. >> that was brutal. >> they are rivals. >> clearly. >> it is a tough business. >> they are like "top gun" jie. they will never work together again. >> i would rather him say too soon than too late. pull your ch

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. how the hell are you? >> doing great. >> good. >> lori is a handful again. >> is she? >> i am on my best behavior. >> in more ways than one. >> let me ask you a question, is the sitting a permanent thing now? >> i go back and forth. >> while you sit? >> yes, i rock. >> i thought you were looking taller. >> feel free to jump in anytime. just jump in. >> he looks a little tuler. i couldn't figure out what was different tonight. >> that he was sitting? >> you couldn't figure that out? >> you are so wasted. >> don't start rumors i am not wasted. >> if you had as many pre show martinis -- just go on. >> i shouldn't have said you are wasted. you have a high tolerance. >> i do have a high tolerance. >> moderately buzzed. debate. governor, you said you didn't hear anything in the debate you liked that it was all ?ieping. sniping. you said on wednesday and you addressed this on the show, but you said on the attacks in libya, the debate is mott over -- is not over. we need to debate why we were there at all. why we

for that we go to tv's andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> awkward. >> trump, greg you said trump took credit forgetting president obama to released his long-form birth certificate. you meant long form birth certificate. >> yes. >> trump takes credit for it and at the same time doesn't believe it is real. don't really get that. >> he can have his cake and eat it too. >> it is like long-form birth certificate or whatever it is. >> you think what trump is doing is not helpful, but why does the gop play along with it? >> he has a lot of money i reckon. >> i think so many more people have more money. they have a bigger mouth. >> you know what it is, hoe has a direct line to the american people. he has a direct line to the american people. he is as rich as he can be. people on the street like donald trump. they do. his tv shows are successful. when he walks down the street people say hello. >> he is a joke. >> to me he is an entertaining young man. >> you are looking for a new apartment, aren't you? >> perhaps. >> one with

the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by photocopy yes, sir. the machine that makes pipe duplicates of documents and other images quickly and cheaply. >>> we're back. let's see if we have anything wrong so far. hi andy. >> hi, greg. >> how are you? >> great. >> how is the bus? >> great. i won't talk about it. >> we will have to cover. >> i can do my amazing collosal man. >> were there a bunch of factual statements i intoed to correct -- i need to correct? halloween display shows president obama in a web. you said it was cool this thr was a hamel -- there was a hammer on the money bag? it was a dollar sign. part was hidden. jay oh golly. color me all red all over the place. i have never been as embarrassed as i am at this moment other than when i jumped over the bus and found it was filled with avon cologne. >> it is avon or jovan. >> jovan. >> pab, you said this is stupid, but they have a right to show the president in a spider web. you put a black man in a web, it is clearly a spider whistle. >> nobody thought about that. >> this rampant

let's go to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport?izes, and it is not for dating a horrible quarterback. and what is the top costumes? it is not a sexy 3:00 a.m. talk show host. and they ar enacting dress

i'm andy levy or known in certain parts of san francisco, greg gutfeld. now to tom shalou, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. mitt romney manages to disc both pbs and nickelodeon in the same week. i don't know why he hates children so much. maybe it is because so many will grow up to be women, minorities and poor people, his mortal enemies. and a texas school district is forcing students to wear radio tracking chips and civil libertarians are crying foul. but don't they cry foul when adults are implanted with chips too? you can't make them happy. and come on down. the price is right -- "the price is right" names its first ever male spokes model. i don't know where this leads us as a culture, but i'm sure on a slippery slope. andy? >> see you at the half. let's welcome our guests. i am here with remi spencer. and it is gavin mcguiness, writing fore "talking ma g.com" and street carnage.com." and bill schulz who thinks he is on "glee" and it is dennis neil. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> so does he not like our nation's t

and finally, what happens when we send andy levy to comic-con? hopeful leahy is trampled by nerds

this is andy levy covering for greatest gutfeld recovering from 5* bus accident. what is coming up on tonight's show? thanks, andy. do presidential debates affect the outcome of the election? could last night's debate change all of that? do people hate smiling all of a sudden? we will attempt to answer one of these questions. and illinois considers a violence tack on gun owners. violence doesn't kill people. people employing violence kills people. and do we really need another tax on employers? also, obama has the single woman vote. romney leads with mothers, but what about the coveted single actress in their 20s, but look like they are in their 40s who publicly brawl with their mother's vote. the answer may surprise you. >> thanks, tom. let's find out if the answer does surprise me. first let's welcome our guests. i am here with columnist and author jedediah bila. it is the philadelphia daily news columnist and host of the tv show "our world" with black enterprise. bill schulz, he thinks he is going to regionals. and sitting next to me and the co-host of the antho

i'm andy levy. see you monday night/tuesday morning. go away. >> laura: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: ♪ it's just emotion that's making over. [ laughter ] >> laura: joe biden laughs and miracles and bullies his way through last night's debate. will that win over undecided voters in the verdict may already be in. >> we weren't told they wanted more security there we did not know. >> i just want to be clear it was never in the presidential daily brief or anything like that? >> i'm not going to sit and talk to you about the details, no i'm not. >> laura: the obama administration is at it again. changing its story over what it knew about security lapses in libya. we will hear from a congressman investigating what went wrong. >> now, i believe that life begins at conception. the policy of a romney administration will be to oppose abortion. >> i accept my church's position on abortion. i just refuse to impose that on others. >> laura: at last night's debate push the democrats war on women claim back to the forefront of the campaign? we will hear from both sides. caution, you are ab