let's go to andy levy for our pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> they have a big lunch date on thursday and our allstar panel will weigh in on what they think will happen when bomey meets romney. and why did police tell a woman to take down her christmas lights? the what are on christmas is upon us once again. and finally, did a brazilian hidden camera tv show go too far when it made people think they were trapped in an elevator with a impose girl from -- with a ghost empyreal from hell? some say yes, but -- well, actually everyone says yes. tom? >> thanks, andy. nice sweater/t-shirt combo. >> i enjoy your sweater/shirt/tie combo if that is what it is. >> i met her on a passenger trip after hitting an iceberg. she survived, but i died in the waters of the north atlantic. i am here with jedediah bila. and he and i fought a 15-round boxing match in the 1970s. we add rematch and have been best friends ever since. it is matt welch. and he and i became really close while herding sheep in wyoming. it was a hot, sweaty summer and things just happened.

here is andy levy. >> sick of the election coverage? great. we will talk about other and the man behind muslimss guilty of parole violation and sentenced to a year in prison. the shocking story that shocked nobody. and finally should harrison ford return as hans solo in a new ""star"star wars"" movie? >>> let's welcome our guest. she is so cute that care bears are suing her for identity theft. screw you, care bears. i am here with author jedediah bila. and he voted for obama 16 times, but in a passport photo booth. it is comedian sherrod small. >> fans to make her dance. >> and in malaysia he is considered a coupon. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary was yoga i would do him on a rock at a mountain retreat. sitting next to me is gavin and miles' father. he is looking angry. >> a block, the lede. that's the first story. >> thank you for clarifying. i have been off for awhile. well president obama won re-election. >> yay. >> or did he? >> oh no. >> every news organization has called it except florida, an actual state who is

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, does america need a drone policy? some say yes, and others say not as long as the messiah is in charge. and chris brown quits twitter. how this fine young man was under hoed and bullied by an evil woman. and a man arrested for riffing a manatee. we will have an interview with the manatee's mother. wait until you hear what she has to say. >> thanks. >> gobble, gobble. >> indeed. gobble, gobble, bill loves that. >>> i first met her during a bomb scare on an l.a. city bus. as long as the bus stayed 50 miles an hour the bomb didn't go off. we barely made it out alive. i am here with imogen lloyd webber. her latest book is called "the twitter diaries." and he was a janitor who liked to solve complex math problems. it is "the daily beast's" editor. and we cemented our friendship after he convinced me to play hook key. we had a blast in downtown chicago. it is bill schulz. and i met him during world war ii. he helped me save a friend of mine who lost three of his brothers i

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show, old sport some. >> coming up, why is mitt romney declining interviews with tv tabloids? why it has anything to do with the fact that he is, you know, running for, you know, president of the united states. and did a united states sthor fly to the -- senator fly to the dominican republic fly to have sex with prostitutes ? who care. the shocking answers straight ahead. i guess the shocking answer gives it away. greg? >> everything back to normal in your apartment? >> everything is good to go, greg, yes, thanks for asking. >> i was worried about the cat. >> i can hear the sincerity in your voice. it is dripping with sincerity. >> i know you had a problem with flooding. >> i had no flooding. we talked about this last night. everything was fine. i did not, i cannot stress this enough, i did not eat the cat. the cats are fine. i posted pictures of them holding little new york posts with today's date on them. i think it speaks for itself. >> we know those p

still to come, the half time report with andy levy. >> tonight is sponsored bio go. the breathing exercises exercises and postures from the -- from india. thanks, yoga. >>> for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> thanks, tom. >> are you welcome. >> after being snagged in the petraeus affair, i was tarting to think i didn't take full advantage of my time in the military. diane, you said you are not really sure why petraeus had to resign since once the affair is public it can't be used as blackmail. there is a french expression which i will butcher. [speaking french]. >> you didn't butcher it at all. >> >> i think so. it says encouraging the others meaning when you are a leader you can't be doing stuff like this. >> the main reason they cited when they talked about his resignation was the vulnerability to blackmail which the second you go public with it -- >> i agree. i could have said it, but i chose to do it for tree. for free. >> by the way, i have been playing call of duty. i am totally stuck on the level where you have to beat the taliban while sending 20,000 e-mails

we will close things up with a post game wrap up from our army vet, andy levy. >>> andy levy and poste wrap up. >> any recommendations for what people should do going to boise? >> get yourself a few drinks at the end zone. and then when you wake up in the morning and you are hung over, wander down to elmer's for slishes breakfast. >> the end zone? >> that doesn't sound like a chain. >> i heard you were a little late today? >> i was filling in for shep on "the fox report." just doing that. i had to be the lead in for greg gutfeld filling in for bill o'reilly. you get a boom and a boom. >> boom cubed.

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he did some adult stuff. >> tonight's half time report is brought to you by break dancing. the dancing that involves spinning on the ground. thanks, break dancing. >>> let's see if we got anything wrong so far. >> don't like the new stat man. >> it has taken us some getting used to. the fans are going to love it. >> i enjoy the fact that bill is not looking into a camera when the camera -- when he is talking. >>- q. i if you notice, andy, -- >> if you notice, we are in reverse order. that is reverse bill. >> it is like bizarro "red eye." >> exactly. gavin, you said were you in favor of this and screw those who voted for obama. just to make sure, you would be fine if a democratic business leader told republicans to stay out of the store? >> that's your right as a store owner. >> you can even have a religious -- you can say no christians in here. that's the deal. people should make up any moves they want. >> legally i don't think you can do the christian thing. >> that's a stupid law. i

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let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, should taxpayers foot the bill for a convicted killer's sex change? some say yes, but -- wait, some say yes? and will wal-mart employees strike on black friday? the story i will be following from a great distance. people all kind of cary on black friday. and the voice behind elmo resigns after a second man accuses him of underage sex. oh resigns and not resigns. >> not much of a story now. >> two words that are spelled the same and mean kind of exactly the opposite. don't like that. >> i guess still can't get used to this new set. >> that was my line. you can tell because it said comma greg after it. i was going to say still can't get used to the new said, greg. which is an odd thing for you to say since you are in fact greg. >> the set used to be beck's set. >> it is a delight. >> no, it is haunted. it is haunted by its founders. >> i feel like it is lonely and in the prompter and and expectedded it to be read. >> get him away from the show! he does this to me every

>> we will close things out with a post game p wra up with andy levy. kind of a jerk. >>> so fox and friends in a few hours. between the 8:00 and 9:00 a.m. hour. and faff:00 p.m. eastern for -- and 5:00 p.m. eastern for "the five." we have michael money -- monihan. >> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> andy, upcoming gigs? >> i will be at the laughing devil comedy club thursday at 8:00 p.m. in long island. >> excellent. >> mike, how is idaho treating you? >> really good. i just got out there. i will talk about it on "the imus show." >> excellent. >> he is a nice fellow. >> i will be sure to sleep through that. >> jeez. >> it is not you, mike. lauren, how did your family get through sandy? >> oh god, the supermarkets were a war zone. i couldn't find my greek yogurt anywhere. i had to get off my low glycemic diet. it was awful. that was my mom. i live in california. >> but your family is okay? >> everybody is safe. a lot of people having hard times. >> i want put it past her to do that song and dance. >> that was dit rally what she said. she

let's go to tv's andy levy for our pre game look. andy, looks like you became an extra from a futuristic soap opera over the last few hours. >> i am from the future, greg. let me just say no hurry. and general petraeus resigns as cia director because of an extramarital affair with his by yoking graw fer. in a related story, i am now looking for a by yoking graw fer. and the shocking story that could have waited a few years. and brad pitt designs a furniture collection. and it makes you say, petraeus, smayus. why wasn't this the lead? >> nobody told you the v neck? >> i wish the people who said it is cool to wear yellow said that to me. >> i look delightful. >> you look like a tiny banana. >> i can't follow that. >> go away strange future boy. >> she is so sharp that magicians use her to cut them in half. i am here with kennedy. she only needs one name. as well as reason.com and reason.com tv contributor. that's a long credit. he just landed the role of biff in the off broadway musical "back to the future" which means he can quit his c

let's go to andy levy for a pre game president are. >> welcome back, america.oming up, should a twitter user who saved tweets face criminal charges? or a twitter user not face criminal charges ? we will answer one of these questions straight ahead. and could you date someone who plans to vote for the other guy? some say yes, but i'm assuming some say no or we wouldn't be talking about it. and nine men arrested for betting on their kids pee wee football games. the shocking story that seems fine to me, but honestly it is in the back half of the show, so i didn't pay uh techs to it. pay attention to it. >> sorry about your cat. >> i would appreciate you not spreading false information or i may have the manhattan da look into it it. >> i thought because you were trapped in your apartment for three days and had nothing to eat. >> are you wrong. >> i have not seen pixel or stormy and you look fat. >> i deny everything you are saying. a, i don't look fat. how dare you? >> i see some extra whiskers on your face. >> b, i don't look fat, and how dare you? >> go away liar

i am andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who doesn't love you anymore, and probably never did. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. thanksgiving is here, so we at "red eye" can give special thanks to peta for continuing to supply us with endless topics we can discuss with our special brand of rye humor. gobble, gobble, guys. isn't it nice where facebook is so private and you can share photos and comments without consequences ? it is not? we will discuss. and finally, being fat can protect you from depression? well, what is protecting me? my ace in the hole, denial 1k3* repression. -- denial and repression. >> gobble, gobble indeedment i am here with fox business network liz mcdonald. author and screenwriter whose latest book came out earlier this month called "if we survive." bill schulz, he can't stop laughing right now and he thinks all taylor swift songs are about him. and next to me is jim norton. his special "please be offended" is now available on netflix. >>> is he making light of their plight? well, peta sent a let torte white house asking our newly

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. you may have heard. he has a new book out called "the joy of hate." i am contractually obligated to show it anyway. i have to sopa signing things. let's go to jedediah bila for a pre game president are. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, the fbi surveillance prowess, should you be worried about what is stored on your personal computer 1234* yes, bill schulz, you should be. and barack obama rebukes republican senators for their rights. but did our president point the finger at himself? and finally do men have standards when it comes to hitting on hot women? we discovered illiteracy and just plain weirdness sometimes aren't enough to deter men on a mission. >> thanks, jedediah. let's welcome our guests. i am here with fox news network reporter sandra smith. imus in the morning executive producer so he claims. i have never seen him do anything. bill schulz, do you think he just broke up with justin bieber? and sitting next to me is penn jaw let. he hosts a pod cast called penn sunday sch

. >> andy levy, ladies and gentlemen. >> they know who i am. i am hosting. i think they do believe in animal rights, but it is a cushy job to work for peta. if you don't take on real challenges to keep the organization going and you attack little things it is an easy way to say look we still have relevance, keep the funding coming. pissing and mowning about a possum being lowered in a box on a rope in new year's eve that is not a real battle. taking on little -- >> taking on little issues can get you elected. >> you had to bring obama into a possum. >> that's a lot. thanks a lot. >>> is it true some don't have the youth? it is just a question. look, it is people pouring moves. >>> are twinkies onies on the b ri nkies? they were returning to work at 5:00 p.m. we are live at 3:40 a.m. it began after the bakery employees rejected a contract that cut wages and benefits. hostess that makes ho-ho's and wonder bread is not backing down either. said a company spokesperson, quote, we do not have the financial resources to survive an on going national strike. also we

. >> greg: andy levy said something to me.were at a bar drinking, 25% of the population that wants free stuff. another 25% that wants to give them free stuff. that is 50%. conservatives have to come up with a message that fights the idea of free stuff. that says that free will and free country cannot exist if you are dependent on the government for free stuff. >> bob: don't make it that simplistic. >> greg: democrats do. >> bob: it includes people on social security and medicare. you to deal with that. it's not people asking for handout. they put money away, expecting they were going to get it back. this is not an entitlement -- >> greg: how did that work out? >> bob: the reality is they still get it. we have to borrow and pay it. >> eric: will there be more or less people on food stamps four years from now? >> bob: far fewer. >> eric: that's not been the course. >> bob: the economy will change -- >> kimberly: i hope you are right. >> dana: in listening to president obama's speech last night and talking about it, we can go for

eye andy levy. filling in for greg gutfeld who was probably saying to a cop, well, it is legal in new york. the cultural news editor and john cusak fan, mike maynihan. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> a congressional study concludes that american prisons could soon house quan ton mow detainees. guantanamo detainees. the detainees would be murdered by neo nazis. and the myan apocalypse prediction could frighten children and suicidal teens. it is a euphemism for bill schulz. and lyndsay lohan was arrested after reportedly punching a woman in the face. thus completing her transformation to this generation's dana plado. >> let's well company our guest. i am here with diane macedo. she anchors "business news with imus in the morning" on the fox business network. and it is sherrod small. say hello to the people. >> what's up, people 1234* happy holidays. christmas. >> bill schulz. he thinks it is 1832 and high is manning a barricade in paris. and next to me charles pain wall street ceo. >> so could

that's it for me, andy levy. we will all see you tomorrow night.s >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> on 9/11, as commander and chief, did you issue any orders to try to protect their lives? >> shepard: in his first presidential press conference since last march, mr. obama was finally asked about libya and he faced embarrassing questions about david petraeus. >> you can assure the american people that there have been no breaches of national security in the scandal involving generals petraeus and allen? >> bill: we'll analyze the presidential press conference today and what it means to you. >> i'm an honorary consul general so i have volumability. >> now it seems one of the women involved in the general petraeus sex candle may be a loon. we will have the latest on this story. >> miller will react to the press conference. and miller still have chick-fil-a on his mind. >> they say general tsou's chicken and i say i don't think so. >> bill: caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begi

i'm andy levy. we will see you tomorrow. of --s not a symbol of religion. factor exclusive governor lincoln chief cheaf who refuses to call a christmas tree a christmas tree enters the no spin zone. they want you to call a christmas tree a christmas tree there is no holiday tree. behind all the controversy lies a bigger secular progressive agenda. we will expose it tonight. >> merry christmas charlie brown. ♪ hark the geraldo angels sing. >> bill: does not want to see a christmas play starring charlie brown. >> everything i do turns into a disaster. >> bill: that's how crazy things are getting. >> complims of momma's lunches. >> you boys are going to take a long lunch today. >> bill: return of the great american news quiz tonight bad parents edition. >> hey, you can't do that. >> the hell i can't. >> bill: caution, you where to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. war on christmas the big picture. that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo movement whenever the far left viciously attacks you know you are on to something. every