tv's andy levy. his hair as its own agent, buck sexton, the national security editor and co-host of "the real news" on the blaze tv. and the voice of a generation if by generation you mean angry black guys. sitting next to me, comedian sherrod small. >> ♪ nelson mandela ♪ nelson mandela no? >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> that's a question no one can answer. nelson mandela died on thursday. moments after his death was announced the founder of deadline.com, a hugely influential movie business website tweeted this. rip, nelson mandela subject of weinstein company mandela long walk to freedom which opened november 29th and has awards buzz. the tweet triggered outcry as it should, i guess. a pile of angry tweets accusing of being a horrible insensitive fink. is she out of line? this happens after every tragedy or death. somebody does something on twitter jie. when martin luther king died they said hurry and get your tickets to "the lion king. >> it is disgusting, greg jie. it is disgusti

jedediah, jesse, tv's andy levy, sherrod small, that does it for me.od know what's is left. >> happy >>> tonight on huckabee. >> everybody is allowed to hang their minds. you have to explain why. >> charles kraut hammer on politics and what really matters. >> elegant and beautiful in life. just -- >> it's a small part of the universe he created. >> the last man to walk on the moon. gene joins the governor. plus -- >> the furthest thing to come out of my mouth is negative. everything is bad. >> al trips to the holy land are

he is 50% more miserable than yesterday tv's andy levy. what a stare. and his favorite color is anything but white. it is comedian sherrod small. >> how about some cowboys? >> yes, whatever that means. and he smells like freshly cut wood. next to me, what are you doing? gavin mcguinness writer for street carnage.com. his book, "the death of cool" if you haven't purchased it yet, don'tth don't bother. i am kidding. it is available on paperback. it is a great book. a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, your assistant called. our couple's yoga class is canceled. >> more time for me then. they have sight minus the light. it is true. the fbi can watch you doing all of those disgusting things you do in private. the "washington post" reports the agency has been able to insert malware in the laptop that can activate the camera there while keeping recording light off. >> welcome to the party. >> are you going to let me finish, sherrod? >> i was thinking about my life because i could do that in college. but that's okay. the government caught up? okay,

arkansas governor mike huckabee has a major announcement to make ' agreed to speak to our very own tv's andy levy. we want to give a thank you to the governor for choosing this show to break the news. roll it. >> governor, thanks for joining us. >> glad to be here, andy. >> over past couple days there has been speculation about your plans for the future. i know you've given hints as to what those plans might be. i was heard tonight you may be ready to reveal them? >> i hadn't planned on announcing anything this early. i thought this is something coming on later but, you know, it's kind of helpful to me to just get it out there to be done with it. but i'm ready to make an announcement. i'll share it with you. i love the guys at "red eye". so i'll do it. um, andy the fact is that i'm going to deep fry two turkeys for christmas dinner. >> thank you very much, governor. we're big fans of yours on "red eye". it means a lot to us you'd come on our show to make this big announcement. >> amazing. andy very to commend you to your reaction shot given there is only one camera. so you filmed governor huckabe

and he is jewish, tv's andy levy. just thought i would remind everyone. look who is here. he is not just smart. he is evil. if you haven't purchased his latest book, the end is near. you are probably dead. and he is funnier than two clowns spit roasting a mime. joe devito. don't frown. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, just got the lotion. >> count me in disembodied voice. he claimed to be a spy, but it was all a fib. the epa's highest paid employee is facing 30 months months in prison for say heying was a cia agent so he didn't have to show up for work for months at a time. in 2000, there he is. he looks great. he is a climate change expert and told his bosses he needed one day off each week to work for the cia. notice he has a head growing out of his shoulder. both shoulders. how he was able to skies that is amazing. that is why he qualified for the cia. over the next 12 years he got the equivalent of two and a half years off. all while drawing a $200,000 a year salary. nbc news reports nobody at the epa bothered to verify his story. because he was

tracy, rick, tv's andy levy, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. watch his new show sunday night at 10:00. tomorrow. bye. 8:00. you've got to watch it. your country depends on it. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana >>> hello, everyone. i'm dane ma perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." so it's day two of how bah ma on offense. today's strategy, try to link the gop to the problems of his botched health kcare issues. >> in an effort to repeal the affordable care act, and admittedly poor execution on my

his cats gave him the night off, andy levy, angrier as always. there he is. if hilarity was a fish market he would be full of crabs. keith alerstad. and fresh from open mic night in morris town, new jersey writer and comedian paul mccu ri o. paul will be at the funny bone, how ironic, thursday through saturday and the improve in tampa on december 19th to the 22nd. please bring your whole extended family because i can tell you there will be more than enough room to accommodate them in his empty hall. >> a block. the lede. that's the first store. story. >> greg, all i want to do is a zoom, zoom, a zoom, zoom and a boom, shake your rump jie. is he cool? president obama got handsy with fidel castro during nelson mandela's service. it is the second handshake between the leaders in the last five decades. i won't do the math. the white house said it wasn't planned and obama greeted many heads of state at the memorial. but they would say that though, wouldn't they? say that though wouldn't they? meanwhile, if the meeting of the like minds wasn't enough to start impea

it is tv's andy levy. and what is that sweet, sweet smell of frosting-filled dough? fresh from a double shift of the cinnibon at concord c, jesse joyce. he is so sticky. and he is stronger than a truckload of hallogen lights. business editor liz mcdonald. she has a new book called skirting harris. the life and times of marjorie kemp. it comes out in may. that looks serious. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> that's a good question. what is that book about, liz? >> it is a true story about a woman who was almost burnt alive at the stake by the same man who executed joan of arc. it is a true story. >> that is serious stuff. you are on the wrong show. i guess i can't make jokes about that. to the firs story. will his stare help obamacare. it is day whatever of -- >> obama-apacalypso gate. >> a new campaign featuring maroon 5 squeaker adam levine is aimed at getting people to sign up for their state's health care exchange. lisa leslie, fran dresher otherwise known as the nanny and cal penn who kicked off his contribution with a tweet reading "cover your don

it is tv's andy levy. i think he is almost there. and from the daily caller, senior editor jaime weinstein. come on, call yourself james. and next to me, noted comedian and story teller, tom shillue. his latest comedy album is called "don't force it." i have six copies and i sleep under them in the park. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. h lets lepause and take a look at his work. >> which they have been honoring and remembering the memory of nelson mandela since he passed away. we applaud you and thank you for that. >> they are exactly the seam hand movements, uh -- the same hand movements. the gentlemen is a fake and he has no real clue about sign lapping wedge and he is obviously upset. the south of a can government has said they were looking into the matter which means get lost. it is not our fault. meanwhile, in russia. you. >> a guy fell out. she doing fine. in russia he is dead, but he is doing fine. tom x, this is an amazing story to me. it could be the story of the year. >> it is a heartwarming story. >> why is i

tv's andy levy. i think he is almost there. and from the daily caller, senior editor jaime weinstein. come on, call yourself james. and story teller tom shillue. his latest comedy album is called "don't force it." i have six copies and i sleep under them in the park. look at that. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, i like the way you comb your hair. i like your stylish clothes you wear. >> at this point you are mailing it in disembodied voice. >> his interpretation was a fabrication. the sign language guy for the memorial at nelson mandela was a complete fraud. the unidentified man sat beside noted speakers and made hand movements that had absolutely no meaning. i love this person. prompting anger among deaf people. let's pause and take a look at his work. >> in which they have been hahn hahn -- honoring and remembering the memory of nelson mandela since he passed away. we applaud you and thank you for that. >> they are the same hand movements apparently. said the head of the british deaf association, quot

i'm andy levy. two of greg gutfeld's house boys who disappeared have been found in germany.e've got tape in our newsroom. take a look. [ speaking german ] >> that does look like sven and carl. >> i don't like the way you say escape. that implies they are held against their will. >> i think they're interested in that woman's badger. she seemed to have been hunting a badger. >> good for you. all right. >> how much time do we have? >> all right i want to ask you a question about your brother. do you think he should have gotten canned from msnbc? >> no. >> no? >> but i think there was announcement it wasn't kind of working out they way they thought and hoped i think everybody happy. >> yes. >>pt marte. >> i have a feeling hot marte will never lose that gaim name for the rest of his career. >> do you get it? do you get it? >> what could people see i fell in love with a church girl? >> i'm in love with a church girl. >> boring. >> jarule, do you remember remember rarul snechlt >> yes. nits theaters just look around. it's -- >> how is it doing some >> doingell. it's a little indy s

it is andy levy. or so he tells us when we find him with a sack of things at our house. it is comedian sherrod small. >> hash tag red eye. >> he is teaching in the comedy special, what we wasted our year on airing next friday 9:00 p.m. on something called nbc. >> it is a major network, man. >> and she is so

and back for more awkwardness is tv's andy levy. and sitting next to me is the heartwarming comedian rick foss. you can check out the pod cast on itunes. and she does hate him. he is vial, just look at him. vial, i tell you. >> a block, the lede. that's the first story. if i put the lotion on the skean would you -- on the skin, would you help me rub it in? >> this is an odd set up for me. i feel like i am making love to the camera. we are in a temporary studio once again. they move us around like homeless people. all right, they will send a drone right to your home. amazon is working on a way to deliver crap to customers in 30 minutes or less via a self-guided aircraft. he told "60 minutes" the octo-copters can carry pack kedges up to five -- carries packages up to five pounds. unlike military drones they wouldn't need humans in a distant trail tore control them. instead they will rely on hamster trained pilots. they say it could happen in four or five years. sadly you still can't order one of these from amazon. nothing to do with t

tv's andy levy, dressed like me as usual. and he is as funny as a clown shoe with gangrene.s in camouflage so you can't see his pecks. and senior -- singer -- senior song writer -- singer song writer and producer. the lask

it's tv's andy levy and here's our black santa or so he tells us when we find him with a sack of thingsn our house. >> #redeye. >> featured in the comedy special what, we wasted our year on airing next friday on something called nbc. >> a major network. >> coming up. >> she's so sharp she opens her mail with her thoughts, security analysis -- >> close enough. love it. >> uh-huh. >> i'm not even going to say your name, casey mcfar lapd. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story, greg, is it cool if i call you greg atron from now on? >> i'm sober by the way. can creepy sleep wear save obamacare? day infinity of obama-apocalyps ocho obama-apocalypso-care-ageddon- gate. a tweet says, how do you plan to spend the cool days of december and includes a millennial in pjs reminding them to drink hot chocolate, talk about getting health insurance. the group behind the ad organizing it is also targeting parents, video urging mom and dad to discuss obamacare at christmas dinner. >> hi, mom. >> hi, sweetie. you almost here? >> i'll be there in a few. >> good, because we have something really impor

tonight with miss new york usa and favorite sleeping aid are his own tears, cries him to sleep, andy levy is the guy with the hair and the car. the blaze's national security editor and coast of real news on the blaze tv. and only on three substances, one of them is love. so adorable. a writer for talking.com. >> what's that? >> i don't know. >> i'm starving. can i have one? >> yes, you can. and the new book or actually the old book out on paperback "the death of cool" available everywhere but not here. >> thank you. the fan may go on the lam. it is time for a "duck dynasty" update or duck-gate. live from red eye "duck dynasty qults news center, now here's your host. >> thank you. wow. after the patriarch was suspended for comments about gays and blacks, what are you doing, gavin? >> fixing the laces on my shoe. >> oh, okay. anyway -- >> kind of private. >> continuing. the robertsons had this to say in a statement. while some of phil's unfiltered comments were coarse, his beliefs are grounded in the teachings of the bible and cannot imagine the show without our patriarch. why can't they sa

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and her later book is called "the twitter diaries" and he is only here to pay for the cat food, andy levy. and he just returned from ironing his ascot. and the deputy editor and sitting next to me is the alleged comeed wren tom shillue. his latest and last album. it is the only way i can achieve physical pleasure. sad. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. you left your dvd at my house, greg. >> i think that is are cked an insult. during tough times they guzzled wine. the state department put the waste in wasted. splurging on liquor while the government was preparing to shutdown. i like the way i am reading this. the washington times reports that the department spent 180,000 on alcohol in september and 400,000 in 2012, three times the amount spent in 2008. a lot of numbers. it has gone up every year since 2008, but the end of fiscal 2012 saw a particularly big jump. that may be because toward the end of the year federal agencies tried to spend what is left in their budgets so congress is less likely to target them for cuts. well at least they have a good reason. meanwhile, taxpaye

tv's andy levy, dressed like me as usual. and he is as funny as a clown shoe with gangrene. it is ely brady. he is in camouflage so you can't see his pecks. and senior -- singer -- senior song writer -- singer song writer and producer. the lask album -- classic album "i get" comes out january second by -- >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. everyone says you look like elvis or ralph maccio. >> they took the side of more than one bride. key parts of utah's polygamy laws are unconstitutional and now the state hillary move the threat of arrest -- will remove the threat of arrest for multi bride families. i added that. the judge said prohibiting cohabitation violated the first amendment right of freedom of religion. cody brown and his four wives who star in the tlc show "sister wives" which is the name of my band filed a lawsuit and now their court vector reis shared by the 39,000 fundamental list mormons who believe monogamy brings glory in heaven. meanwhile, monogamy is strong among bears. you know, that one bear on the left, thinking about another bear. that's how t

it is andy levy. and he is our black santa or so he tells us when we find him with a sack of things at our house. it is comedian sherrod small. >> hash tag red eye. >> he is teaching in the comedy special, what we wasted our year on airing next friday 9:00 p.m. on something called nbc. >> it is a major network, man. >> and she is so sharp she opens her mail with her thoughts. sitting next to me x fox news national security analyst? analasist? >> close enough. >> casey mcfarland. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, is it cool if i call you gregatron from now on? >> yes it is. i am sober by the way. can creepy sleep way save obamacare? it is day infinity of obama-apocalypso care a gate. >> with public opinion of obama sinking like kistie alley ease -- kirstie alley's tongue in a jar of may o naise, someone on twitter says how do you plan to spend the winter? reminding americans to wear pajamas and drink hot chocolate and talk about getting health insurance. the group is targeting pa

it is andy levy. and he is a first time guest so i won't up result him yet. and he is so sharp that his flatulen cree e leaks. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, the way you shake your rump is turning mighty men into mice. >> that's nice. how is the film going in berlin? >> we are doing a great job tonight with the film. >> it is nothing but glass tables and naked men. >> can you stop that right now? >> there is a glass table right here. >> you look like a perverse german director. >> i don't know what happened here. it is shaking the duck calling manufacturing industry to its core. phil robertson, the one with the beard, has been suspended indefinitely after making anti-gay remarks in a gq interview. robertson was asked his definition of sinful behavior and he responded, quote, start with sexual behavior and morph out from there. such is bestiality which is not simple of the finally the truth. the mallard may have disparaged gays. adding, quote, they won't inherit the kingdom of god. don't deceive yourself. it is not right. and then it got b

it's tv's andy levy and here's our black santa or so he tells us when we find him with a sack of thingsuse. >> #redeye. >> featured in the comedy special what, we wasted our year on airing next friday on something called nbc. >> a major network. >> coming up

and he is jewish, tv's andy levy. just thought i would remind everyone. look who is here.is evil. if you haven't purchased his latest book, the end is near. you are probably dead. and he is funnier than two clowns spit roasting a mime. joe devito. don't frown. >> a bl