tonighght -- andy samberg,g, star of "the big door prize," actor chris o'dowd, an all new "closer lookhe 8g band with fred armisen. ♪♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden signed an executive order yesterday limiting the government's ability to use commercial spyware that could be used to hack citizens' phones, or as he put it, "we're going back to landlines." [ laughter ] the manhattan grand jury investigating allegations of former president trump made illegal hush payments met yesterday without voting on a criminal indictment. okay. in the words of stormy daniels, "what is taking so long?" [ laughter ] look, until we see that perp walk, i'm just going to have to keep showing this one. ♪♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i do hope -- when he does have his perp walk, i hope they play that brass band. [ laughter ] former president trump was interviewed last night by fox news host sean hannity. "thanks for having me b

andy samberg. do you want me to read it or it's up to you. okay. andy samberg will be 28 years old 20 years from now, i was eight. he will be a comedian and make a lot of money after he has made 1,281,300. and have two kids will make them clean the kitchen while he watches the football game. since they do so much work. andy will give them $10 a week for allowance. his kids will be happy his wife will be happy and he will be very, very happy the end it's it was. because you got any wife. you got two kids. are they cleaning up while you watch football? i mean, my youngest is one and, yes. did they give them allowance? no we've instead of giving the allowance that's the one difference. we just give them everything they asked for all the time. yeah we feel like that's going to be a good way for them to learn about the world. and make us feel glad we raised them in los angeles. yeah, yeah. yeah well, that's that's pretty great. i love that . you have. that must have been just so tickled when you found that was and i don't put this lightly tripping out.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ >>> seth: i want to thank my guests andy samberg, chris o'dowd.ant to thank fred armisen and the 8g band. stay safe. get vaccinated. get boosted. we love you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ >>> right now at 11:00, he's calling it a win against big oil. the new law that gives the state more power over the oil industry. >>> we survived the next atmospheric river with no flooding in the gym, only to have the window broken not by weather but someone driving back and shooting out the window. >> frustrations in the castro, struggling to keep up with crime in the district. >>> tail end of another storm. what you can expect when you wake up tomorrow. another storm rolling through the bay area bringing a familiar set of headaches -- falling trees, cracked windows. >> if you were out there, you felt it. work crews all over the bay area scrambling to respond to problems. live look today, you can see the wind and rain out there. let's take a live look from a few task cameras again. much different picture than a few hours ago. chief meteorologist jeff ranieri, are

we have andy samberg and lucas gage.obody hates hearing that more either. he is a 40-foot tall giant among men, joins two legendary musicians in ireland just in time for st. patrick's day. “bono & the edge: a sort of homecoming, with dave letterman" premiers friday on disney+. please welcome david letterman. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> david: that was very, very nice. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] thank you. and james, thank you. it is great to see your mother and father. >> jimmy: my mother and father. my mother when i was 16 she made me -- >> david: i think i heard that story. that is where the trouble began. so i'm walking into this fabulous -- is this the old theater? >> jimmy: it is. yes. [laughs] >> david: and on either side of the wall must be 100 photos of myself and you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> david: at first i thought, that is very nice. i'm touch and the more i saw it and the more i understood what was going on, i actually was sick. [laughter] there's lithology here. and it all started wi

swarm," dominique fishback is with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by andy samberge with music from raye. no one on television means more to me than our first guest and nobody hates hearing that more, either. he is a 40-foot-tall giant among men who joins two legendary musicians in ireland, just in time for st. patrick's day. "bono and the edge: a sort of homecoming, with dave letterman" premieres friday on disney plus. please welcome david letterman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wow. that was very, very nice. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and james, thank you. and it's great to see your mother and father, that's the life. >> jimmy: any mother and father. my mother, when i was 16, for my birthday, she made me a "late night with david letterman" cake. >> yes, i this i've heard that story. that's where the trouble began. so i'm walking into this fabulous -- is this the old tommy lasorda theater? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is, yes. >> it's beautiful. and on either side of the wall, must be 100

we've got new shows with seth rogen, andy samberg, and for the first time visiting us at our studio heret. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated screenwriter and a great actor you know from many films, in his latest, he plays the number one painter on public television in vermont. the new movie is called "paint." it opens in theaters april 7th. please welcome owen wilson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: were you a part of the oscar festivities last night in any way? >> yeah, i was watching. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: you were nominated for an oscar. what year was, that 2002? >> i think so, yes. wes and i got nominated for "the royal tenenbaums." >> jimmy: yes. >> thank you. you know, that was very exciting to be nominated. we knew we weren't going to win because we had lost every single award going up to it with "gosford park." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, "gosford park". >> that won the best screenplay in all the lead-up awards. it was strange. right before they announced our category, i just got hit with this certainty like, we're goin