angie harmon, everybody. "rizzoly & isles."er. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: our thanks to justin theroux, and angie harmon. sorry to matt damon. all the way from australia, 5 seconds of summer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i drove by all the places you used to hang ♪ ♪ out getting wasted i thought about our last ♪ ♪ kiss how it felt the way you tasted ♪ ♪ even though your friends tell me you're doing fine ♪ ♪ are you somewhere feeling lonely even though he's right beside you ♪ ♪ when he says those words i hurt you do you read ♪ ♪ the ones i wrote you sometimes i start to ♪ ♪ wonder was it just a lie if what we had was real ♪ ♪ how could you be fine 'cause i'm not fine at all ♪ ♪ i remember the day you told me you were lever ♪ ♪ i remember the makeup running down your face ♪ ♪ and the dreams you left behind you didn't

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tonight -- justin theroux, angie harmon, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from 5 seconds of summer. with cleto and the cletos. and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here. it's very nice. [ cheers and

tonight -- justin theroux, angie harmon, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from 5 seconds summer. with cleto and the cletos. and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for

] and later this week -- from "the leftovers" on hbo, the dashing justin theroux will be here, angie harmon'll have music from common. and a band called 5 seconds of summer that every 13-year-old girl and that 25-year-old girl in the audience, has been driving me nuts about on twitter. i'll tell you something. i hope my daughter doesn't like music. i really do. [ laughter ] i do not need the hassle. i mentioned earlier that my wife and i had a little girl over the break. and it was a sobering experience because unlike kim and kanye or beyonce or jay z, "people" magazine didn't offer us $5 million. they didn't offer us anything for the baby photos. i explained to little jane why people don't care about her as much as they care about ivy blue and north west and babies like that. we ended up selling if exclusive rights to the highest bidder which turned out to be "soldier of fortune" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] so, that's something. we didn't get any money. but we did get a subscription out of it. our guests tonight play in no particular order -- a gorgeous alien, an irritable raccoon, a

from "rizzoli and isles", angie harmon will be with us. i think she's rizzoli.nds delicious. and we'll have music from an extremely popular band called "5 seconds of summer." there will be a lot of screaming teenagers here tomorrow and we're gonna have some fun with them. our first kbes -- guest tonight is world renowned and award-winning chef and restaurateur whose tongue is so sharp you could butcher a pig with it. one of his many shows, which one called "hotel hell" airs mondays at 9 on fox. please welcome gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. by the way, your hand shake becomes stronger and stronger. >> you know what they say in england? put your hand out, from there to there is there. >> jimmy: right, but i'm not talking about the size of your private part, we'll get to that later. >> i'm talking about the size of your glove. >> jimmy: what i'm talking about is your physical strength of your body. you're still doing these triathlons, right? >> yes, last year was a big year for me, i did the iron man -- >> jimmy: that is the

next week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- john stamos, justin thoreau, todd glass, abigail spencer, angie harmon on monday with the cast of "guardians of the galaxy." all this on "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, presented by at&t, mobiling your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank gary oldman, nathan fielder and i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. this is their album, "strange desire." it comes out july 15th. here with a song, "i wanna get better," bleachers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey ♪ i hear the voice of a preacher from the back room calling my name and i follow just to find you ♪ ♪ i trace the faith to a broken down television and put on the weather ♪ ♪ and i've trained myself to give up on the past 'cause i frozen time between hearses and caskets ♪ ♪ lost control when i panicked at the acid test i wanna get better ♪ ♪ while my friends were getting high and chasing girls down parkway lines i was losing my mind ♪ ♪ 'cause the love the love, the love the love, the love ♪ ♪ that i gave waste

and on thursday, from "the leftovers" on hbo, justin theroux, angie harmon, and music from 5 secondsso join us for those programs too. our first guest tonight is a veteran actor of stage and screen and i will admit, a man whose poster is still on my bedroom wall. his new movie is called "my man is a loser." it opens on v.o.d. and select theaters friday. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i assume that's -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. jimmy, congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate it. >> i'm so happy for and you molly. baby jane. you have a new baby. >> jimmy: i know. i know. >> i spent a lot of time and energy finding the perfect gift for young baby jean -- jane. >> jimmy: jane. yeah. spent a lot of energy getting the gift. not that much on her name. [ laughter ] >> i think this is the perfect gift for baby jane. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. this is the perfect gift for baby jane. it's a -- what? it's a rockin' uncle jesse doll. [ cheers and applause ] let me see what else -- wait a minute. >> if

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