. >>> and jennifer aniston's big reveal. her private home security tapes. it's a spoof. wait until you meet her kids. >> can i go swimming? >> please be a good boy and go upstairs and take a nap. >>> jimmy kimmel and jennifer aniston there. good morning. robin on her medical leave. josh is off. glad to have elizabeth vargas and amy robach here with us. a lot to get to this morning. let me show you pictures from paris. it looks calm right now. but riot police are gathering right now, as france announces it will close its embassies and schools in almost 20 countries. there's big fears to a hostile reaction to a magazine there, that is publishing new cartoons mocking the prophet muhammad.

. >>> and jennifer aniston's new role, pregnant with triplets. her hilarious new video, not afraid to make fun of herself. >>> good morning, everybody. i'm john muller. >> and i'm sunny hostin. paula and rob are on assignments. we begin this wednesday, with millions of people on the east coast, dealing with the aftermath of a wicked storm. >> the powerful weather system, leaving a huge mess in its wake. from the maryland shores, to manhattan sidewalks, the fierce storm caused chaos, as high winds and heavy rains, delivering a dangerous double-punch. as the cold front swept in from the west, the system barreled up the east coast. a corporate jet trying to land in blinding rain in macon, georgia, hydroplaning and crashing. more than eight inches in rain in towns outside of philadelphia. and millions of people in the new york area, spending hours under a tornado watch, as power lines snapped and trees were tossed on to houses and cars. and this morning, up and down the i-95 corridor, from washington, d.c. to boston, utility crews will be scrambling

. >>> and jennifer aniston's big reveal. her top secret home security tapes revealing she's pregnant with triplets. it's all a spoof. wait until you meet her kids. >> can i go swimming? >> please be a good boy and go upstairs and take a nap. >>> jimmy kimmel having some fun with jennifer aniston there. good morning. robin on her medical leave. josh is off. glad to have elizabeth vargas and amy robach here with us. a lot to get to this morning. let me show you pictures from paris. it looks calm right now. but riot police are gathering right now, as france announces it will close its embassies and schools in almost 20 countries. there are big fears of a hostile reaction to a magazine there, that is publishing new cartoons mocking the prophet muhammad. >> after all the violence in the middle east, there's concern about those upcoming cartoons. >>> a major alert about arsenic in your rice. one bowl a day could increase arsenic levels. we'll get into the brand new reports out this morning. what it might mean. so many meals have t

>> reporter: this time, it's aniston throwing fuel on the hollywood fire. that came up with the idea to advertise smartwater by making fun of herself. >> jennifer aniston's home security tapes, leaked online by an unknown source. >> reporter: is this a new thing in hollywood, self-deprecation? >> it's really empowering to take the people who are dissecting your personal life and throw it back in their faces and say, i can play this game, too. and the fans really love it. >> reporter: from hot-tempered tennis players. >> why would i buy tennis lessons? >> you don't have to pay the charge while american express helps resolve it. >> i don't get to dispute it? >> reporter: to directors. while aniston may not be pregnant with triplets. >> good night, rachel. >> reporter: that hair, we all know, is way too perfect to be real. for "good morning america" -- >> is there a light on up there? >> reporter: cecilia vega, abc news, los angeles. >> that's the greatest. >> i love it. >>> coming up, more great stuff. we have "the play of the day" that will have you flipping

and 43-year-old jennifer aniston is hitting back against pregnancy rumors with a new promotional videopoof that has gone viral. in it ryan seacrest anchors a report on leaked home security tapes that reveal aniston is pregnant with triplets. i love that she has a good sense of humor about this. it's ridiculous how she has been sort of mocked in the tabloids. >> all cameras are focused right on her belly. the poor girl. >> i know. just let her be. she's engaged, happy, let the girl be. >> exactly. >> so we say here. >>> this comes to us from kare, 11 news in minneapolis. they work hard, they play hard, and they do it all in the same place. they should do this everywhere. one business is encouraging workers that they should take adult recess breaks. sounds brilliant. tether ball, hackie sack and four square are all part of the workday. one employee said he actually lost 60 pounds by having a little fun on the job. and it's probably not a coincidence that the company involved makes children's playground equipment. probably a good reason. i'm lynn berry. this is "early today," just your fi

. >>> and 43-year-old jennifer aniston is hitting back against pregnancy rumors with a new promotional video spoof that has gone viral. taking mat trs into her own hands. in it ryan seacrest anchors a fake report on leaked home security tapes that reveal aniston is pregnant with triplets. there you go. she's enjoying her engagement as much as all of us. >> she has to laugh about it. she gets so much press, whether or not she's pregnant or not. it's nice she can joke. >> get ahead of the joke before someone takes advantage of it. >>> this comes to us from kare where in nearby delano, they work hard, play hard and do it all in the same place. this is a brilliant idea. one business is encouraging workers to take adult recess breaks. so tether ball, hack key sack and four square are all part of the work day. one employee says he's actually lost 60 pounds just by having a little fun on the job. and in what's probably not a coincidence, the company makes children's playground equipment. i'm sure everyone wants to work there. this is "early today," your first stop of the day on your nbc stati

there's a fake report on leaked home security tapes that reveal aniston is pregnant with twins.he's chugging water there for anybody that is concerned. she's not really pregnant. but, at least she's taking it as a joke and having fun with it. >> that's good. she gets picked on a lot about it. >> it's not fair at all. i'm lynn berry. stay tuned. way too early with willie geist starts right now. >>> president obama on letterman making political hay out of romney's comment about 47% of americans who don't pay federal income taxes. will it have legs or evaporation like other campaign controversies? >> the real story is written in a small handful of swing states. we have new polls that remind us this thing is a long way from over. the question is, where on the electoral map is the president most vol

we're going to get more of him in that jennifer aniston video.is morning. >> she's so pretty. >> you think the headlines have messy stories. kerry washington cleans up the big messes in her new series, "scandal." it's the new season starting. >> yeah. >> that's right. >> a week from today. >> okay. >> last year, we had a shortened season. and i'm pumped, it's so good. >>> and no scandal here. but lots of fun we've been having. getting ready for the big emmy red carpet. josh and i are so blessed to be co-hosting the emmys preshow, with chris harrison from ""the bachelor," and clint kelly, from "the chew." and what are you going to wear? lots of you are enter it. we've gotten thousands of votes. >> i like all three. >> for the dresses. i liked all three. and thanks to joe z from "elle" magazine. only 15% of you went for the -- this is probably the most couture of the dresses. and i'm not upset because i couldn't walk in it. that's a true piece of art. this one, i really love. i'm not saying you need to vote for it. but feel free to vote for this on

now the real jennifer aniston hair. it's nice. she's poking fun at herself. >> good for her.s about his dating days with jennifer lopez, dated and made "gigli." hello literally says it was the lowest point in his life. he didn't hold back. it was a quote. it was an annus horribilis. i got short-handed as that guy. therefore, i was thought of as thoughtless, dilettante, solipsistic consumer, blah, blah, blah. yeah, basically not too many great things to say about his time when he was with j.lo. >> you know what? i'm sorry. i remember the video, and he looked real happy with jennifer lopez. >> he did seem happy at the time. >> he looked real happy. this is some revisionist history, ben? i mean from what i remember, it was j.lo on the block. you were right on the block, on the boat. >> you got on that one. didn't you? >> i don't like that. >> don't like the kissing and telling. i don't like kissing and telling either. >> i don't like bad-mouthing exes you looked so happy with. rubbing the suntan lotion on her bum. >> sunny, how do you really feel? >> that's how i feel. >> coming

. >> jennifer aniston pregnant the 43-year-old supporting a huge baby bump. >> the ad mocks aniston'sebrity status so tabloid rumors are always about her interesti having a baby. >> stories making headlines at this hour. the joy of scoring a touchdown the falcons woifrn the broncos quickly ending for this guy running back michael turner. here's his mug shot arrested on drunk driving and speeding charges in atlanta. he was going 97 miles an hour. he was released on bond. >>> nascar reinstating the sprint cup driver after being suspended for drinking and driving. he is thankful for the program and thanked his fans for their support. >>> could it be senator tim tebow? the jet's quarterback keeping the door open to entering politics. he says quote i haven't ruled out anything like that. it won't be any time in my near future but something i will look at and consider one day. >> that could be real licks siting, wouldn't it? >> it is now 20 minutes after the hour. one university putting in place a new rule that track students all of the time even on weekend. wait until you hear this one. >>

jennifer aniston. >> tell me. >> she is, has a new sort of video -- commercial.features this shocking fake security tape, taken from her home. so check this out. >> oh, god. oh, god. oh. so much bet. how are my little triplets doing? >> awesome. >> she probably drinks some smart water. because she says, they must be thirsty. this is great. because she is always in the news, right, always in the tabloids, talking about her. her flat tummy. how she wants to be pregnant. and she's not -- look, look. the rachel wig. now the real jennifer aniston hair. it's nice -- she is poking fun at herself. >> good for her. if the girdles work that good. a lot of dudes would get them. >> oh, man! >> let's talk about ben affleck, sent thing as but -- ben affleck, said a few things about his dating days, with jennifer lopez, dated and made gigli. the lowest point in his life. it was an annus horribilis. i got short-handed as that guy. therefore, i was thought of as thoughtless, dilettante, solocistic, consumer, blah, blah, blah. yeah, basically not too many great things to say about

working together has never worked so well. >>> jennifer aniston is pregnant with triplets.huge! this is actually a joke. >> i really like this she's saying if you can't beat them, join them. since it's pretty much a given and nothing can stop the pregnancy rumors or speculation or any rumors for that matter surround i surrounding jennifer aniston, the newly engaged actress decided i'm going to play along. look at this. >> it's so hot out there. oh, god. oh, god. oh, oh, so much better. how are my little triplets doing? you must be so thirsty. oh, my lord. >> this is all an ad for smart water. you see there. she's the spokesperson. she's done these types of ads before but in this one she steps up her game. she secretly is also the mother of jimmy kimmel, an alien kid. faux security footage from inside her home. it apparently aired on a fake magazine show that was hosted by ryan seacrest. there are so many other scenarios in the commercial. jennifer seems to love every one of the crazy moments. she also digs on her hair, which i love this part. we learn that she's been hiding

from jennifer aniston to paula abdul, we're counting down the top five. >>> plus, nancy o'dell's emmy comedy tips. for host jimmy kimmel. >> make sure you mention honey boo boo. >> that, i will take you up on.

police say he choked on drugs and now they're unclear how aniston died.oxicology reports. the officers involved have been suspended with pay pending the outcome of the investigation. the family is considering a wrongful death lawsuit and they want the officers to serve jail time. jennifer franciotti, wbal-tv 11 news. >> good morning. a lot of football fans not satisfied with the game ending called by replacement referees. how much damage is the lockout doing to the league? the case of the so-called soccer mom madam? why did she change her mind and plead guilty? a woman who dresses up in a different costume each day. she will be here to explain why she does it. as we get started on a wednesday morning here on "today." >> 62 degrees at the airport. >> we'll take a last look at weather and traffic together >> time to get to your answers to our water cooler question of the day. this morning we asked -- if price was not an issue, would you want to own a car that could drive itself? >> i am with you on that. [laughter] >> we will post more answers on our websit

. >> aniston is between moral and got, not guilty is the government doesn't have any evidence or proof of any wrongdoing. it looks like the jury is taking this case very seriously working for lunch and willing to work through better. tonight, scrambling for a plan b, a chicago school officials responding to concerns from parents about what to do if teachers had the picket lines and francis cardinal george begins a new battle. we have a two-pronged cool off coming at the first will be general under sunny skies tomorrow the second when you're a fair this weekend and it could be the sunniest weekend here since may we have the full forecast coming up, stay with us. notaxe with hotwire's low prices, we can afford to take an extra trip this year. first boston... then san francisco. hotwire checks the competitions' rates every day so they can guarantee their low prices. so our hotels were half price. ♪ h-o-t-w-i-r-e... ♪ ♪ hotwire.com ♪ hi, i'm amy for downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters, here with my favorite new intern, jimmy. mmm! fresh! and it's been in the closet for 12 weeks! unbel

. >> is jennifer aniston really pregnant?viral video that has all of hollywood talking, all of us laughing. we have fun today with our friends from sesame street, they are here and they are literally taking over the studio, you don't want to miss that. >>> more about lindsey -- about lindsay lohan's arrest. >> i knew parking was a problem in new york, not that big a problem. >> not parking, hitting a pedestrian and leaving. >> in your porsche. >>> thank you amy. >>> new this morning, the endeavour has left florida bound for california. new video in showing the shuttle piggyback on top of a 747. the shuttle was set to leave florida earlier this week storms delayed the mission. the final destination is the california science center in los angeles. first, friday morning the shuttle will leave edwards fair force base pass over the state capitol in sacramento then over hayward 8:30 a.m. back up the east bay over oakland, richmond and sausalito before circling over the go go bridge. then, a low level -- before the golden gate bridg

i made a video with jennifer aniston, the actress. she asked me to play the part of her son.hey released the video. a lot of people have been talking about it. this morning on the "today" show, apparently they do a segment where they ask martha stewart about her opinion on things. why they ask martha stewart other than making a boutinere out of toilet paper. >> ryan seacrest introduces this video. shows she's pregnant with trip lets. she has two kids one of which is jimmy kimmel. >> do you like it in. >> i don't really like it. i think it makes some of some things and shows bad examples to the youth of america. wrapping a pregnant stomach is not a great idea. people do have children that look like jimmy kimmel. they do. i have a lot of friends -- >> not so fun? >> they have children that look like jimmy kimmel. >>. >> i don't think mrs. kimmel --. no, no, they're making believe he's an oversized child is a problem. >> jimmy kimmel is online. >> martha you're taking this thing too -- >> jimmy kimmel is great. i just look like him as a 12-year-old. >> how about that? the convic

. >> jennifer aniston got money, same thing, out there on the balcony, she was topless, in a private and she settled for, i think, $500,000. now, maybe that is not a lot to her but it is a lot to the photographer, i can tell you that. >> it is unreasonable for the celebrities to feel they have more expectation of privacy. you go on the beach with no top, what do you expect? >>lis: a private beach. >> put your top on. >>lis: what is good for the celebrity is good for us. i can be in my backyard naked and someone will take a picture. >>neil: all right, then. it is getting hot in here. apple fans are treating out over the new iphone 5, but how was the turn out? ♪ take the new iphone off the shelf ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing a stunning work of technology. introducing the entirely new lexus es. and the first-ever es hybrid. this is the pursuit of perfection. when the doctor told me that i could smoke for the first week... i'm like...yeah, ok... little did i know that one week later i wasn't smoking. [ male announcer ] along with support, chantix is proven to help people quit smokin

. >>> isn't that what we have these people appointed jennifer aniston the operation to keep utilities and line and let's go and on their critical the had there was designed to take that out of their hands and course them in to that with the bill did not look to them that authority but they have the authority all along initiative exercise that authority. we have three members as to talked about before and they think of doing a marvelous job of transferring the money to the right thing to report recently out lance these changes as the first time i've seen them so critical of the utility i seen fit to request that a much better system is and take a long time in take vigilance at all or parts and that's the key. >>> in the meantime have a lot of neighborhood sitter frankly sitting on ticking time bombs to what to say that the people that concerned at any moment and give a couple of >>> it is possible but we're hoping that that doesn't happen and that pg in the public utilities commission reduce the pressure of lines said it doesn't have the stress level that causes the problems so we're l

jennifer aniston won a bunch of money for the same thing. but you can do it because of the internet. you take the picture, throw it out, it's all over the place. everybody sees it and that's that. >> we don't have is a criminal provision here. these people -- >> the crown wants to see criminal charges in addition to civil penalties. >> bill: i hope they do that. >> the criminal code in france is very, very plain. >> bill: take your lens to devil's island. that long bread, none there. >> you don't eat bread, that they the problem. >> bill: no wheat. in maine, this is a terrible story. we're shifting gears here. a ten-year-old is put in charge of an infant to baby-sit, which is insane. right away from the jump. the baby winds up dead with bruce all over the baby's body. and the ten-year-old has been charged with manslaughter. >> not the mom. it wasn't just a ten-year-old, it was the mom who was actually supposed to be baby-sitting this child and she had a ten-year-old daughter that ended up baby-sitting. >> bill: where did the mom go? >> diffe

jennifer aniston, everyone is always writing stuff in the papers about her about how she is pregnanthas had it. because people love her though. >> yes. >> they adore her. >> she decided to shoot kind of a commercial, a spoofy commercial with smartwater, right? and she was kind of mocking her life. part of it is about the pregnancy. part of it is about her rachel hairdo and part is about having a kid, jimmy kimmel. >> leaked home security tapes. >> oh, god. oh, god. oh. so much better. how are my little triplets going? >> mom, can i please go swimming? >> honey, please be a good boy. go upstairs and take a nap. >> i want to swim. >> good night, rachel. oh, god. all right. >> she has got a good sense of humor. >> yeah. and she is an investor in smartwater, we understand the home cooking. so rhode island schools are trying something. >> one school. >> one school. >> we hope it doesn't catch on. >> anyway, they want to ban father/daughter dances and mother/son activities because they say it violates their state's gender discrimination law. there was a single mom in one of the schools who

i made a video with jennifer aniston, the actress. from film and television.he asked me to play the part of her son. they released this video yesterday or the day before. a lot of people have been talking about it. it's become very big online. this morning on "today", they do a regular segment where they ask martha stewart for her opinion on things. why they would ask her about anything other than how to make a butte near out of toilet paper, i don't know. in any case, martha did not approve. >> taking on all the tabloid stories that, one, ryan seacrest introduces this video. shows she's pregnant with triplets. she had two kids, one of which is jimmy kimmel. >> i like it. >> this is sassy. i love it. >> do you like it? >> i don't really like it. >> oh, okay. >> i just -- i think it makes fun of some things and shows some bad examples to the youth of america. wrapping a pregnant stomach is not a good idea. and people do have children that look like jimmy kimmel and it's not -- they do, and it's not so funny. i have a lot of friends -- >> not so fun? >> to have

i actually -- i went, jennifer aniston was in miss class. >> jimmy: she was? >> yeah, she was. class. a great four years. ing that's something else. that's quite a little school you had there. >> it was -- eclectic group. >> jimmy: do you like l.a.? >> i love l.a. i love new york. i like l.a. when i'm working. it's a nice place. >> jimmy: well, you are working. you got this show. and the idea, i explained a little bit. the idea of the show is, you are part of a regular family living among aliens. >> right. we move, j -- i was out telling her, moved my family from new jersey to -- to a gated community, you know, much better house, bigger house, beautiful on a golf course and i don't tell her about it. me and my three kids and we move there and then, you know, it's inhasn inhabited by aliens. there's that. a little wrinkle, you know? but we find out right away. we actually aired last night. got great numbers. >> jimmy: yeah, congratulations. it was a big launch there. [ applause ] and then will you move out here if it continues to go well? >> of course. yeah. we'll be doing the s

did not she know what hand with jennifer aniston and taylor swift -- he showed up at a party, a friend. >> write me and tell me what it is about john mayer that he hooks gorgeous, a-list women and -- >> he is a musical crooner and hard to get. every woman wants to feel like they could be the one dating him. >> he is the bad boy singer. >> here we go. he looks weird when he sings. i can't get over that. his face gets all. >> he gets into it. >> he's soulful. >> that's not getting into it. he looks unattractive when he sings. great, great music. >> okay. >> john. send her an e-mail. >>> tom cruise. the article in "vanity fair," detailed the process in 2004. how they picked his next girlfriend. top secret project within the church. they had an elaborate auditioning process for actresses, members of scientology. thought they were auditioning for a new film. they were auditioning to be his girlfriend here. scientology folks are denying the story, and tom cruise will not comment. and this led to the match up with an actress, gorgeous woman. look at her. >> gorgeous. >> and in fact this thing

jennifer aniston had on "friends." [ laughter ] sexy, you made it sexy with your face on that one.yeah, perfect. [ laughter ] all right perfect. that'll work. [ cheers and applause ] let's try another one here. this suggestion is from caitlin young. she said, "can you find someone in your audience who looks like a cross between cory matthews from "boy meets world" and rachel maddow?" a cross between cory matthews from "boy meets world" and rachel maddow. i don't know. let's look in to the audience here. i don't know if we can possibly find -- oh, yeah. i think one -- that's pretty good. that guy, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we did it. >> jimmy: let's see one more here. it's from kerry wells. she's asking, "jimmy, i love simon and garfunkel" -- so do i. "but i really love black simon and garfunkel. could you have them on?" i love them too. it's funny you mention this because last night, i was having dinner uptown, and i saw them perform. they really brought the house down. so, here to perform a song right now, you guys -- ladies and gentlemen, off their box set is black simon and

. >> your mate, jennifer aniston who has yet to come on my show -- >> you think i'm her agent?i see you as a surrogate booker. if she's out there watching, and i know you are, any time soon would be great. are you going to make a speech at the wedding? >> at jennifer's wedding? >> yeah. >> i doubt it. >> really? i imagined you would be. >> i don't imagine they would want me to speak at their wedding. i didn't introduce them. i had nothing to do with them getting engaged. that would be a little weird. plus i'm not great at a wedding. by the time the wedding, you know, by the time the party starts it's not like i'm speaking clearly. >> you think you will ever get married? >> you know what, i was thinking about that, actually. i was thinking about getting married recently. i've decided that i might consider it. i might. it might be fun to do something like that once. >> i'm glad you're thinking like that. >> yeah. i still don't want to have children but i would be interested in getting married. >> small acorns. one step at a time. >> find the right person, why not. wedding sounds