in lesike ann hathaway miserables. other than sequestration, not much is happening in washington.e free day in the republican party where rand paul and me were described as wacko birds. when we first heard that, we thought it was a new kind of drone. if standing for liberty and standing for the constitution makes you an wacko bird, then tell to me a proud wacko bird. [cheers and applause] and i think there are more than a few other wacko birds gathered here today. if, theng to tell you biggest surprise since coming to washington -- people ask you what surprised you when you came to washington. the biggest surprise has been the defeatist attitude among so many republicans who have been in washington along time. i cannot tell you how many times people have wanted to that me on the head and say, that is nice. you can vote no and we will just louis. it is utterly maddening. i will -- you can voting no and we will just lose. it is utterly maddening. i will tell you something the media does not know. for the past three weeks, conservatives have been winning. we are winning because of yo

it is like ann hathaway in les miserables.ther than sequestration, not much is happening in washington. we had an eminence free day in the republican party where rand paul and me were described as wacko birds. when we first heard that, we thought it was a new kind of drone. if standing for liberty and standing for the constitution makes you an wacko bird, then tell to me a proud wacko bird. [cheers and applause] and i think there are more than a few other wacko birds gathered here today. i am going to tell you if, the biggest surprise since coming to washington -- people ask you what surprised you when you came to washington. the biggest surprise has been the defeatist attitude among so many republicans who have been in washington along time. i cannot tell you how many times people have wanted to that me on the head and say, that is nice. you can vote no and we will just louis. it is utterly maddening. i will -- you can voting no and we will just lose. it is utterly maddening. i will tell you something the media does not know.

it's like anne hathaway in "les miserables".ot much is happening in washington. it's been pretty quiet. we did have a certain eminence breve of the republican party. described me and rand paul as whackoverts. when we first heard that, we thought it was a new kind of drone. but if standing for liberty and standing for the constitution makes you a whackabird, then can't me a proud whackabird. [ applause ] and i think there are more than a few other whackabirds gathered here today. you know, i'm going to tell you the biggest surprise since coming to wash washing, people ask, what's surprised you? the biggest surprise has been frankly the defeatist attitude among so many republicans who have been in washington a long time. i cannot tell you how many times people have wanted to pat me on the head and say, that's very nice. you can vote no and then we'll just lose. it is utterly maddening. so i'm going to tell awe dirty little secret that some in the mainstream media won't pass on to you. for the last three weeks, conservatives have b

tonight, jay welcomes -- from "les miserables," oscar-nominated actress anne hathaway, nbc news anchorand "magic clerk." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. thank you very much. well folks, in just 25 minutes, we celebrate valentine's day. how about that? [ cheers ] or as manti te'o calls it, april fool's day. [ light laughter ] as you know, valentine's day is named after st. valentine. do you know who he was? he was the patron saint of sexual extortion. [ laughter ] and did you know this? listen to this. we live in a free country, but valentine's day is banned in iran. they banned valentine's day. so, you can tell guys are running that country. yeah. [ laughter ] that's right. get out of here. a lot of romance surveys in the paper today. according to this latest one, 65% of both men and women said they would be disappointed if they did not have sex on valentine's day. and 100% of the women said they're mos

it is like ann hathaway in les miserables.er than sequestration, not much is happening in washington. we had an eminence free day in the republican party where rand paul and me were described as wacko birds. when we first heard that, we thought it was a new kind of drone. if standing for liberty and standing for the constitution makes you an wacko bird, then tell to me a proud wacko bird. \[applause] and i think there are more than a few other wacko birds gathered here today. i am going to tell you if, the biggest surprise since coming to washington -- people ask you what surprised you when you came to washington. the biggest surprise has been the defeatist attitude among so many republicans who have been in washington a long time. i cannot tell you how many times people have wanted to that me on the head and say, that is nice. you can vote no and we will just lose. it is utterly maddening. i'm going tell you a dirty little secret that the mainstream media won't tell you. for the last three weeks conservatives have been winnin

. >> and the second part of this is that i went to the "les miserables" premiere, on my way to congratulate anne hathawaywas amazing in the movie. i'm headed toward her with so much excitement and glee and i see her father make eye contact with me. and he has this look like he's just going to [ bleep ] kill me. [ laughter ] and his hands start to go up -- >> jimmy: really? >> i get about four feet from the guy when he realized it was not indeed the dude who went to jail, and he gave me a big scary hug. >> jimmy: he was under the impression that somehow he had escaped from jail to come to this premiere. >> escape from jail, crash anne's big night and come to say hello. >> jimmy: you should definitely get some kind of plastic surgery or something because this has gotten out of hand. on the internet, there have been reports that you've died a couple of times. >> i've died a couple times. i came out of the closet once. and then so much weird stuff happens on the net. i heard recently that some genealogist figured that i'm related to mitt romney through the last witch who was killed at the salem witch trial.