the beautiful megan fox will be here tomorrow, as well as anthony anderson. he'll be joining us.formance, both a standup comedian and an actor, he will be at the ameristar casino in kansas city, missouri this saturday night. and on hbo's "curb your enthusiasm" on sunday. please welcome wayne federman, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. i was going to wait until i got to the mic, but that was cool anyway. hey, first of all, my name is wayne, as jimmy said, and i liked the name wayne until the fourth grade, when my teacher stopped the class. he was like, "oh, we've got a wayne in here." "yeah, yeah, that's me." she goes, "you know, wayne's also a word." i go, "oh. i did not know that." she said, "yeah, it's a verb." "does it mean, like, to run or to play?" she goes, "no, no, it means to diminish slowly over time." [ laughter ] "what? that's my name?" "yeah, even right now you're a little bit less than you were when i first started telling you about your name." [ laughter ] like, "all right." but i hope i look good, because i've been working out at the gym, and -- [ cheers