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and meet the newest political columnist, anthony wiener. yep, he is back.olumn will be aptly named weiner! . it runs on the last friday of each month. and that is your morning dish of scrambled politics. joining me now is ellis. you see the jokes flying already. keep it clean. >> i'm looking forward to his twitter feed. how about that? >> wonder what name that will be under this time around. there is a big decision, a big argument going before the supreme court i want to talk about. because it can have far reachingism implications. owners of hobby lobby are saying they're totally against some of the obamacare's mandate on birth control because especially the morning after pill, they think it violates religious freedom. how strong of is case is that? >> if we're trying to predict the court, i would say it's a jump ball. part of the reason there is so much emotion around this argument today in front of the court. there has been no clear line that has been drawn yet about exactly how far an employer's rights go in deciding some of the personal practices of emp

regula images you have the terrorist and the shake in the women that were portrayed as submissive anthony wiener wife i think someone said of course, she is buried he is married no wonder he gets away with these things. really? you can look up the role of the asian women. there are sexual images but there are many commonalities i will not get into the other thing i have always talked about with my students your and i must say i am deeply grateful to nyu at the kavorkian center for accepting it to utilize and share with students and faculty. it is wonderful. getting back to the common balances -- commonality when you vilify you compare saddam hussein to hitler in makes it easier over and over again the images so you dehumanize the people by excluding family they cannot have children they cannot go out on a picnic because if you see a family together all of a sudden they are like us. to make sure that never happens you exclude family into focus only on the grains of sand of their culture the line used over and over again you can still hear it today those people do not value human life. as an excus

it equals anthony wiener. you see what i'm saying?ter and applause ] >> steve: i wish i had an oscar mayer wiener. fat kids, skinny kids. >> jimmy: now, if you take the creepy doll from the "chucky" movies and you add one of my favorite singers, elton john -- you get clay aiken. [ laughter and applause ] it's simple math. and then everybody -- >> steve: everybody loves equations, proofs. >> jimmy: if you would take a a dreamcatcher, okay? >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and you add it to a a pile of scarves, you would get steven tyler. [ laughter ] it's the little things like that you remember, and you go, "oh yeah, i get it now." straight as. >> steve: for the future. >> jimmy: this next one involves a little higher math here. this starts with my absolute favorite politician right now, rob ford. great photo. great photo, rob ford right there. you add him to usher. >> steve: wait a second. >> jimmy: subtract a shirt. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: it equals justin bieber. you see where it all connects. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i see it

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. >> business insider announced it has hired anthony wiener -- i love that name -- as a political columnistmore. >> okay. kardashian news. did you hear about this? >> no. >> police have arrested a stalker, actually -- is this fantastic -- who snuck into kris jenner's property. it was scary, but kris is thrill to do still have stalkers at her age. >> one more. >> i do show business news. did you see that kim and kanye are on the cover of vogue magazine? >> yeah. >> some folks are upset. but i thought it was nice to see at least one photographer who did not need his ass kicked for kanye for taking a photo. >> achmed saves america is going to be on friday night at 10 eastern and pacific and 9 central n. one knows what time it is there. turn on cmp. watch this. >> how does it end? >> it ends happily. it's the most pro-american thing you'll see on tv in a long time. >> great. >> thanks for letting me too your job. it's fun. >> can you stick around? >> i love to stick around. >> more "fox & friends" coming up moments away mine was earned in korea in 1953. afghanistan, in 2009. orbiting the moon i

should anthony weiner's new column be called. it does have a name, wiener! >> mom, cover your ears. one of my favorites,business so. and then another one was that i like was sharing a point thing. and weiner's column, cubic interest and politically erect. >> we got some good ones and poking some fun at weiner. a lot to talk about at the top of "morning joe." that's it for "way too early." "morning joe" starts right now. ♪ >>> i want to know where my husband is. you know, i just need to know. >> john is 32 years in the navy. if someone can survive it, it's him. >> if he any warning at all, we have to think he is somewhere and safe and they just can't reach him right now. >> good morning, everybody. it's tuesday, march 25th. welcome to "morning joe." with us on set, pulitzer prize winner and columnist of "the washington post" and msnbc analyst, eugene robinson. >> i have to ask -- >> why don't people know when you're joking? you got ruined yesterday. you were good. >> i was making fun of myself yesterday. making fun of myself. >> and no one really noticed willie. >> i'm sorry, you're