he's never been out of antwerp in his life. he collects rocks and trades them every monday night in this, you know, huge center where all the guys in antwerp trade rocks. his hobby is toppen jay which is a sport where there's a wooden bird on a 100-foot pole, and all these men stand around it and shoot at it with crossbows. this is a real sport i had never heard of. so he's this guy, and he sees this ad on the internet, i've got moon rocks for sale. so he immediately called the fbi. he mailed the fbi in tampa, and it became this big sting operation. and thad roberts was taken down -- i always give it away, but you know he got arrested. [laughter] >> don't cross that line. you, obviously, have come off enormous success with not only the books, but also the fact that they then are converted to movies which, obviously, helps in terms of that notoriety. >> they always change the titles of my movie, and it's really annoying, so sex on the moon is the first one i feel like they have to keep. [laughter] >> you're locked in. and certai