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we have seen it. >> why use apes if we are smarter than them? >> i don't know. >> i shot that down. paul, you are obviously a human camel hybrid judging by your lips, so you must be for this, right? >> i like the fact that we think we are so much higher than animals that it is beneath us done bred. dogs don't cause wars. ferrets don't pollute and cats don't go on "big brother." >> some tell me this is an argument for bestial tee. is this what you said to the police in alabama whether you caught in a farm? >> in alabama an hour and a half ago on 6th avenue, wherever. >> brooke, what do you make of this? if it helps finds cures, why not? >> the slew of ethical issues that come up -- we didn't give the -- the reason he called it so grotesque is what they created deformed human embryos with obviously -- you saw howdy formed they were. the fact they were doing this in secret tells me two things. number one that scientists who are conducting these experiments think they are above us when it comes to making moral decisions. and number two it affords me absolutely no assurance. who says the

>> that's the first killer ap. >> it stops someone from carrying the market cash.have seen in developing worlds that because there is no infrastructure whatsoever, they started with a wireless sense.ructure that makescc1: >> that was leapfrog number and number two, people who didn't have phones went to mobile phones and people who never had bank accounts are bypassing the banking system. it's kind of a shadow system. it's particular ly well developd in kenya of all places. there is a model that has about 100 iterations of mobile money transfer banking around the world. >> would a country benefit from subsidizing their citizen's cell phones? >> or are they so cheep it doesn't make a difference? >> the demand is so high and the opportunity costs of not having a phone is so great. >> into the other side of the question, if no, why do we? >> because we have the post paid system which is very expensive. you design up for a cell phone account and you have to block yourself in and you always go over the number of minutes and you have the taxes and fees. you get it to go.

really goes to show you that it's to your advantage to take those challenging courses, honors courses, ap courses you will really do a lot better on your sats if you do. >> the college board says to keep in mind that the sat is just one part of your college application. so don't stress over it! sure. >> we see them all the time but very few of us look closely except for kristen, who has some interesting facts about our state flags. >> oregon's state flag pays tribute to its bountiful landscape and early settlers. ♪ >> in oregon, you have the only flag to include two different images on the front side and on the reverse side. you have a beaver on the reverse side. then on the front, you have the conestoga wagon for the pioneers. >> other images in the heart-shaped center are a sunset, a mountain peak, a forest, a plow, sheaves of wheat and a pick- ax. the 33 stars represent oregon's place as our thirty third state. but the most interesting elements may be the two ships at sea. one is a british warship, sailing away from shore, while the other is an american merchant ship, arriving. they sy

rise of the planet of the apes.of luck. >>> each year, americans spends hundreds of dollars on pyrotechnics, but why are we drawn to things that go boom? >> i just like the loud noises and big explosions. >> i'm with that guy. one psychologist says there's a basic instinlt at work that warnings us we might be in trouble. the loud noises trigger our flight or survival mode, but many fans say we enjoy the bright colors. [ male announcer ] this is america. what makes our country great? our can-do spirit and our can-do cheese. kraft singles. this cheese rolls up its sleeves and gets the job done 'cause we're always made with milk and we're rich in calcium to help build 'em up strong! and fast! and, uh, talented. hey, our country put a man on the moon, maybe because we put our cheese on all our sandwiches. kraft singles. the american cheese. so i took my heartburn pill and some antacids. we're having mexican tonight, so another pill then? unless we eat later, then pill later? if i get a snack now, pill now? skip the snac

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. >>> ap drairn los vehículos policiales.on necesarios mil agentes para realizar el traslado de estos peligrosos narcotraficantes. 234 # lima perú. univisión. >>> un hombre se salvó de las corrientes que trajo una tormenta sujetando un carrito de compras donde pudo esperar por su rescate. univh@not uni-ed.no@ t uni- estadoctr.nidos.h@t uni-@ .h@univnot univnot un.noctr.h@h@ >>> en san juan argentina se jugó latero ter fecha de la copa américa t uni-méxicooctr.h@tenemos las goles y el resultado del partido. buenas noches roxana. mucho pasando hoy. >>> mucho fútbol que nos apasiona tanto buenas noches etna. en el debut del grupo c. uruguay, perú, méxico y chile. para no des entonar con la copa uruguay, perú, méxico y chile. para no des entonar con la copa unh@not uni-ed.noctr.h@h@not un- chupete a sus. potente disparo paró muy bien luis michel. se la pierde chile de nuevo. luego del tiro de esquina. empuja el balón para el empate de chile e más tarde en otro tiro de esquina. arturo vidal remata de cabeza para el 2 a es final de

she's amazing, i love her. [ jade ] i'm teaching jasmine ap biology. i knew she had the talent...s pushed her. [ jasmine ] her class you literally have to think, like it takes so long to do her homework. [ jade ] she's gained the confidence that she can achieve anything. [ jasmine ] i'm going to be a pediatrician... and i'm going to make this dream come true. a 100 percent. ♪ no, it's just for new people. hey ! chocolate, vanilla or strawberry ? chocolate ! chocolate it is ! yeah, but i'm new, too. umm... he's new... er... than you. even kids know it's wrong to treat new friends better than old friends. at ally bank, we treat all our customers fairly, with no teaser rates and no minimum deposit to open. it's just the right thing to do. >>> all right. we want to go right to capitol hill. our correspondent kate bolduan is standing by. we've been reporting, according to democratic sources, a statement put out by the democratic whip, that members have been advised that the house republican leadership has postponed -- postponed this critical vote on extending and raising the debt ceili

. >>> ap drairn los vehículos policiales.ejor controlados. fueron necesarios mil agentes para realizar el traslado de estos peligrosos narcotraficantes. 234 # lima perú. univisión. >>> un hombre se salvó de las corrientes que trajo una tormenta sujetando un carrito de compras donde pudo esperar por su rescate. unh@not uni-ed.noctn .noctr.h@h@univisionnot uni-ed.. reamos. h@uni-edtr.noi-ed.n.uni@ >>> en san juan argentina se jugó latero ter fecha de la copa américa mét uni-octr.h@s las mejoras ju goles y el resultado del partido. buenas noches roxana. mucho pasando hoy. >>> mucho fútbol que nos apasiona tanto buenas noches etna. en el debut del grupo c. uruguay, perú, méxico y chile. para no des entonar con la copa américa se sumó otro empate. cuando la selección de uruguay no le pu ganar a perú. vamos al resumen de la jornada, ahí está. >>> nos vamos con el debut dilatorio mexicano en la copa américa. frente a la selección de chile por el grupo c. el chupete a sus entra claro por la derecha y su dis ra por encima del arco. ba

major pains a-- it could impact hospitals, medical residents ap patients. california pacific medical center, she's a medical year resident. >> sometimes you get a little bit of sleep, there's definitely nights where you don't. >> reporter: starting today new rules are taking effect nationwide. first year residents can only work 16 hours in a row instead of 30 hours. they must have at least eight hours off between shifts. it's prompted by public concern over sleep depravation and safety. >> we've done this with airline pilots. it really seemed to be common sense that we are pushing the human body past its ability to perform well. >> julia has been fighting more than a decade to get these changes after her daughter was treated in 1991 by a resident that was sleep deprived. >> she explained to me that she had been up all night and that she was extremely tired and she couldn't think straight. >> some say it is a down side. long shifts do allow them to get to know patients and give continuous care without high doctor turn over. dr. paul said some hospitals this

. >>> the parks commission in oakland is in the middle of a dogfight, ap will, over where to build a new dog park. one group wants his own long macarthur -- it along macarthur avenue and astor park. they say the dog park would hurt businesses by taking up parking spaces. >>> one mail carrier suspended mail service after a run-in with a dog named mocha. neighbors explained they think mocha is hardly a threat. >> reporter: four days, mailboxes sat empty. the reason, this little dog named mocha. mocha is a 1.5-year-old chihuahua. >> i met a dog before. >> reporter: the owners says that the postal carrier was running along the street when he ran up to him and ran around him a couple times. the postal carrier said he got scared, was putting the mail on hold, and took off. other neighbors say the postal service sent them a letter saying they would not get their mail until this issue was resolved so for three days residents who wanted their mail had to go to the post office and get it themselves. >> i had to rush down to the post office before they closed. it makes a big difference. it was

she's amang, i love her. [ de ] i'm teaching jasmine ap biology. i knew she had the talent... i always pushed her. [ jasmine ] her class you literally have to think, le it takes so long to do her homework. [ jade ] she's gained the confidence that she can achieve anything. [ jasmine ] i'm going to be aediatrician... and i'm going to make this dream come true. a 100 percent. ♪ it's the cleanest, clearest water. we find the best, sweetest crab for red lobster we can find. yeah! [ male announcer ] hurry in to crabfest at red lobster. the only time you can savor three sweet alaskan crab entrees all under $20, like our hearty crab and roasted garlic seafood bake or sn crab and crab butter shrimp. [ jon i wouldn'tut it my table at home, i wouldn't bring it in. my name's jon forsythe, and i sea fd differently. >> we'll talk to congress reed riddle of wisconsin. i know you guys are busiy appreciate your take. i want to ask you about the part of the bill. a lot of democrats supported this in the past and they have said it was a great idea and now a terrible idea. what changed in their

the fake stores aren't authorized to sell apple products this, is according to an ap investigation. >ill ahead this afternoon, alternative treatments getting more popular, but do they work? results of a new survey on everything from yoga to chiropractic. >> does one size fit all whit comes to car crashes? i'm michael finney from 7 on your side. answers to your questions about crash-test dummies and credit scores, up next with a microphone. >> later on abc 7, new rules surrounding liquides added to meat you buy. speaking of 7 on your side, michael will take a look at whether they'll weigh down the price of what you pay. >> you probably heard your advice to get your credit score checked every year, but this can be tricky. >> there are tips on that and more for us. >> we asked people to give us their questions. they did so. first is from annette s, asking what is the best and safest way to check your credit score online? this is really a good question because there are few laws surrounding this. you may know if you want to see the score, by law, each agency has to give you a free report

we got inspired by nature because if you look at some of the stuff like mushrooms for example that apes there they just like cause a new wave in up and go in and we create the same the same similar stuff here and that will help us to extend capacity and space around and. to make that cooling process more effective from a purely design perspective from an artistic perspective do you like working with bulbs that need a radiator this clunky like when i look at this i see mostly radiator very little ball and you don't get light maybe as much coming down this direction are you looking at ways to completely redo l.e.d. lighting so that you don't have to have such a bulky radiator industry itself is very rapidly changing day by day i think maybe even up to one year we'll have another design beefed up so there's a different look so what then is the future of this kind of designing a look like are you mentioned at the deed silva get in small and small and for example they came up to closure which is called slide engine and physically it's a very very tiny ensley been adamant and they implemented

the ap said call him john, his middle name, the story said.work history and how he played on a division i basketball team in college. this week the new york observer advanced the story. the piece was cast as an examination of the ap report, the white house's use of digital media and the state of cyber sleuthing. the observer asked was it really up to a small weekly nupt to protect the life of a top terrorist hunter? it also mentioned which part of which state the analyst lives in and published his college yearbook photo. that's called having it both ways. touting a scoop under the guise of showing restraint. i think this was unfair to a man o

called something like "rise of the apes." a popular show when i was a kid and i might see the movie in a couple weeks. >> do you know if we're anywhere down the road close to cloning human/animal cloning? >> we don't need a half man/half horse running around the office. we do use the genes for beneficial scientific uses to try to discover some cures of the diseases. >> it's always the fear someone will use it for the wrong thing. rob, good to see you. check in with you later on. rob marciano in our weather center, watching closely for you. >> here is the quote of the day, quote, if you are the leader of the free world would you please come to the microphone and quit hiding in the basement about your proposals and come up and address the american people? is he chicken? end quote. can you guess who said this about president obama? i'll tell you after this quick break. it's 11 minutes after the hour. o positively radiant tinted moisturizers with scientifically proven soy complex and natural minerals. give you sheer coverage inst

the main suspect, the man dressed as a police officer ap precisely because of that, was able to to go through that summer camp and knock off so many people. the bomb downtown went off after the very heart of the government, this is really the center of downtown and the government buildings, police have confirmed it was in fact a car bomb and a very big one. that was the suspicion from the start. definitely. the amount of damage you see in those buildings and the amount of glass that came out. it's amazing not more people were injured on account of that. now, the suspect taken into custody, he is a nor region and reportedly great some 6 tons of fertilizer to be used in the bombs. we don't know if all of it was used, but a couple tons would be significant for a powerful explosion and they certainly did have that here and finally, kelly. i can tell you, i've been here once before. it is a very quiet place, always considered a very safe place and you get the idea that changed as someone told me yesterday, they said, you know, nothing ever happens in norway. well, that all changed. kelly.

jon: no matter which party gains tupper hand in 2011, it leads to a dystopia in america governed by apes. >> both: yes. >> jon: no third option might lead to that not happening? >> both: no. ...was it something big? ...or something small? ...something old? ...or something new? ...or maybe, just maybe... it's something you haven't seen yet. the 2nd generation of intel core processors. stunning visuals, intelligent performance. this is visibly smart. >> jon: welcome back. made... made... made in america used to mean something. mostly that we had jobs. [laughter] here in america. but with so many of these jobs going overseas, america has but one choice. jason jones has more. >> for years america faced a great threat. >> socialism is coming our way. >> we want to go to iraq. >> do we really want to change america into sweden? >> but when sweden opened up an ikea factory in virginia, socialism became the least of our worries. >> when they first showed up in danville, virginia, we thought, this is ikea, this is the best of the best, but workers are disrespected. they're abused. they don't get

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she's amang, i love her. [ de ] i'm teaching jasmine ap biology. i knew she had the talent...e ] her class you literally have to think, le it takes so long to do her homework. [ jade ] she's gained the confidence that she can achieve anything. [ jasmine ] i'm going to be aediatrician... and i'm going to make this dream come true. a 100 percent. ♪ >> greta: it's time for last call. the senate majority leader harry reid get his pizza? an embar yags month for the leader caught on camera. >> he said he won't negotiate with me. that is... >> your pizza is ready. >> okay, got to love that one. >> that is your last call. thank you for

. >> aren'ts hearing their garage door aping, only to ties corvee are able to -- the suspect stole antain bike from the garage and fled. within a half hour of that incident, one street over on pile, a homeowner awoke to the sound of theiring dogs barking and realized money was mising and the suspect entered the house through an unlocked rear window. neighbors are surprised to hear account the recent crime. >> it's a safe neighborhood. but i think even needs to be a little more cautious. >> police received calls on a half dozen other incidents on nearby streets. >> approximately six vehicles were entered. change and small items like that. all of those vehicles were unlocked, just like the two vehicles the barly houses. >> police say the one common theme is that the target suspects unlocked vehicles. they are reminding everyone to removalables and keep nose doors locked. no belmont, crime 4 news. >> fares are going up. the 31 day pass goes up to $151.20. for youth, the fair increases by 5 to $10. if you buy the monthly pass, you will not be affected. >> that's when the san francisco ma

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