. >> apocalipsis de los zombies. >> stephen: apocalipsis de los zombies! (cheers and applause) it's worse than we thought, folks. they're undead and after our jobs! (laughter) so to try to calm everyone down this week, the centers for disease control issued this actual statement. >> the nation's top emergency doctors declaring there is no zombie apocalypse. >> this is a direct quote from the c.d.c. it says "the c.d.c. does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead." (laughter) with zombie like symptoms. the c.d.c. is reassuring people, look, there are no such thing as zombies but they did issue a statement which... (laughter). >> stephen: yes. it does make one wonder. after all, something has clearly eaten trace gallagher's brain. (laughter) bauds, folks, everyone knows zombies don't exist. or do they? (laughter) see, protest though they may, just last year the c.d.c. issued a very different report. >> better safe than sorry. that's what the center centers r disease control has to say about being prepared for a zombie apocalypse. >> it