it turns out the real reason -- the reason mo'nique has an apostrophe in the middle of her name?t's short for "more nique." [ laughter ] barbara said tonight's show was her last academy awards special and here's why. >> okay, now, you do not believe in shaving your legs. >> no, ma'am. >> why not? >> if you have seen my legs, barbara, now, i'm 42, and i'm very harry. hairy. >> jimmy: yes, you are. [ laughter ] let me tell you that -- that is the -- that's the fur peta should be protesting on the red carpet. forget the chinchillas, we got a chewbacca on our hands. [ laughter ] you know what mo'nique could use? she could use some mo-neet. [ laughter ] if her legs ever married martin scorsese's eyebrows, look out. this year, the mandate for the oscar producers was to bring in more young viewers. to do it, they asked taylor lautner and kristen stewart of "twilight" to present. miley cyrus was there. what they really need to do is hip up that in memoriam montage with some people who are still alive. it's like all dead people. [ laughter ] steve martin and alec baldwin did a very nice j