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[ chrs and applae ] ionof the stars on cbs' he good wife." he's also onofur favorite guests, alan cumming is on t show tonight. [ cheers and applause any new york mets fans in the house nigh [ cheersnd applause ] pitcher matt harveis joining us! cheers and applause ] looking forwd to talng to hi and weave with us tonight auth of the nenovel, "th een ofhe night," exanr ch i "te ght" this evening. cheers a applause ] a fantastic show. but before we get that, wh the wa caucuses behind them, on to nehampshire, a ty're facing a whole new campaign due to ted crus victory and donald trump's second-place fini. for more on this, it's tfor closeok." [ applau ] >> seth: so despite polls that shed him ahead, trump did not win the iowa caucus, which was good news for republics hoping to clesce ou a strong ump challenger. d now the quesons, who will tt challenger be? wellthere's thguy who won the iowa caucus, ted cruz, and then t guy who actedikhe won the iowa caucu thi-place finisher, rco rubio. >> so is is the momenthey said would never happen. the ople

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