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this is the biggest difference between these two the new cheaper ipad is not compatiable with the apple pencilnd their popular smart keyboard accessory.. so if you're using your ipad like as your laptop your work or school work device lot's of documents, long emails, projects. the pro will be the way to go. if you just want a good solid tablet for games, web surfing, social media, movies, entertainment the new cheaper model is perfect for that. with your tech report gabe slate kron 4 news. and if you'd like to connect with gabe slate... you can add him on facebook, follow him on twitter. or email - slate-at-kron4-dot-com. next we'll show you what to expect in sports night live...!((brian tease)) in our suvs, you feel every mountain we've ever conquered. in our sports cars, you feel every podium we've ever climbed. and now, they've come together to create something you've never felt before. introducing the glc coupe. part suv. part sports car. all mercedes-benz. (jrstone) (jrstone) (jrstone) the remakes of two 90s classics clash at the box office this weekend... did the "power rangers" movie be

. -- one big advantage with the pro is that it works with the apple pencil. the ipad comes in silver, gold, and space gray. >>> still ahead the search is on for a driver trying to hit people in a parking lot. and an incident moments before is what set that woman off. >> also we're learning more about first daughter ivanka trump's office will be located in the office and what information she'll have access too. >>> union city police are hoping surveillance video will help them identify the driver who backed the car into a family of five. >> this happened at 6:00 sunday night at the walmart union l.a.p.d.ing center . ktvu's amber lee explains what investigators say may have sparked the incident. >> reporter: store cameras captured this image of a woman police say tried to return batteries inside the store. she was wearing a sweatshirt with a batman logo on front. police say she was seen backing her light colored honda toward a family of five scattering them. >> reporter: the video shows the driver stopping once and then continuing to back up. >> even though she

a couple extra features, 4 speakers as opposed to two, and the ipad pro is compatible with the apple pencil the smart keyboard. these are not big differences. for $330 to basically get a top of the line ipad i would choose the new cheaper one.. ofcourse there are more affordable tablets on the market you can get an amazon fire for as low as $50. stand up gabe slate - if you are in the market for an ipad this is a good deal.. the cheapest we have seen a 9.7 model. there is cheaper tablets out there but ipads are good, solid, they last forever, i still use my ipad 2 from years ago.. so this is a good solid tablet.. a good deal. stand up gabe slate - apple also unveiled a new mobile app called clips clips is a video editor tool the idea behind clips is to help you create better looking and more fun videos to share on social media. it looks a little like snapchat or instagram.. you cut and paste video together than can add colorful words, filters, thought bubbles, emojies, stickers fun meme type visuals but one new thing that sets clips apart it will offer automatic transcribing of what you say

this is the biggest difference between these two the new cheaper ipad is not compatiable with the apple pencil stylus and their popular smart keyboard accessory.. so if you're using your ipad like as your laptop your work or school work device lot's of documents, long emails, projects. the pro will be the way to go. if you just want a good solid tablet for games, web surfing, social media, movies, entertainment the new cheaper model is perfect for that. with your tech report gabe slate kron 4 news. (pam) it all started with an argument over a man blocking someone's driveway ... then it turned violent in the snap of a finger ... and it was all caught on camera. it happened in one new jersey neighborhood.. a 62-year-old man was trying to get out of his driveway to get to work.... he saw a person park their car right in front of his home, and the back of the car was sticking about three- feet into his driveway. when the homeowner confronted the driver ... the man went charging towards him and attacked him. the victim was able to run inside, and the driver threw the victim's phone at the house and

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