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and said we stopped at an applebees and everybody wanted to have their picture taken with dad. can see he acted like he was embarrassed but he was also proud too. particularly -- he was driving through western virginia, not west virginia, but western virginia, where there's a lot of poverty. those people say, okay, he messed up, but this guy was -- he was caring about us. you know. and so i think they give him a little more leeway than -- >> larry: do the kids -- have the kids met their stepsister? >> no, no. they'll come a time when they have. but quinn -- i think will be coming up on 2 1/2. i think that when she starts creating more memories and when john has a better -- a more long-standing relationship with her and she can come visit him, i think that will happen. >> larry: you write in your afterword, quote, right now, i want to live for eight more years, to finish the one job i know i did better than any other. that job is raising your kids. >> yes. >> larry: what if you don't get the eight years? >> i'll be sad for me and sad for them. i'd like to -- you know, i'd like t