we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's.pen 'til midnight or later. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. get 5% cash back when you use chase freedom for gas. don't miss out. activate your 5% today. go to chase.com/freedom. in most homes, it gets all the action. bring it -- with bounty. in this lab demo, one sheet of bounty leaves this surface as clean as 2 sheets of the bargain brand. why use more when you can use less? bounty. the one-sheet clean picker-upper. we're putting them to the test against the speed of a rescue unit. go ! they're downloading a music album. the first network to finish gets rescued. does your phone know that we're racing ? done ! verizon's done ! i've got seven left ! the fastest network in america. verizon. built so you can rule the air. now powering the lg revolution. [ female announcer ] nutri-grain -- one good decision... can lead to another. ♪ ♪ with real fruit, more of the whole grains your body needs, and a good source of fiber. nutri-grain can help you eat better all day. >> jimmy: hi, welc

only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.pplebee's. get 5% cash back when you use chase freedom for gas. don't miss out. activate your 5% today. go to chase.com/freedom. [ whistle blows ] [ squishing ] [ male announcer ] pool filled with caramel. not as good as chocolate filled with caramel. mmky way simply caramel. life's better the milky way. have you ever won anything before? no. [ radio dj ] alright, well here's your question. what is the deepest lake in the us? oh, boy, way to give me the hardest. geography was never my... crater lake. [ radio dj ] you have just won an oversized chess set! i have an oversized chess set. sorry. [ radio dj ] then how about an inflatable bouncy castle? bouncy castle. yeah, i have that too. [ radio dj ] i can give you an entire day with '70s rocker edgar winter!? you know what? just give me another bouncy castle. [ male announcer ] only at&t lets your iphone talk and surf at the same time. it's the network of possibilities. talk and surf at the same time. crunchy, roasted peanuts. meet soft,

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. but sometimes i wonder... what's left behind? [ female announcer ] introducing purifying facial cleanser from neutrogena® naturals. developed with dermatologists... it's clinically proven t t remove 99% of dirt and toxins and purify pores. and with natural willowbark it contains no dyes, parabens or harsh sulfates. dirt and toxins do a vanishing act and my skin feels pure and healthy. [ female announcer ] new purifying facial cleanser from the new line of neutrogena naturals. excuse me? my grandfather was born in this village. [ automated voice speaks foreign language ] [ male annnnncer ] in here, everyone speaks the same language. ♪ in here, forklifts drive themsmsves. no, he doesn't have it. yeah, we'll look on that. [ male announcer ] in here, friends leave you messages written in the air. that's it right there. [ male announcer ] it's the at&t network. and what's possible in here is almost impossible to say.

i like things stacked. [ male announcer ] applebee's knows what the neighborhood likes.ke things stuffed. [ all ] topppp! [ male announcer ] so we're serving up stacked, stuffed and topped entrees! like the amazing new chicken parmesan stack stuffed with italian cheeses and topped with spicy marinara for only $9.99. there's also provolone stuffed meatballs, new florentine topopd house sirloin and more. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. hey, dad, you think i could drive? i'll tell you what -- when we stop to fill it up. ♪ ♪ [ son ] you realize, it's gotta run out sometime. [ male announcer ] jetta tdi clean diesel. the turbo that gets 42 miles per gallon. ♪ with america's first 3d phone. now anyone can watch and shoot video in 3d. cut, guys. uh, we're not making effective use of the 3d technology. i think i can help. you stand over there in front of daddy. volley for serve. what was that?! that was 3d gold. that's what that was.. [ male announcer ] let's make homemad

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.night or later. but i did. they said i couldn't fight above my weight class. but i did. they said i couldn't get elected to congress. but i did. ♪ sometimes when we touch ha ha! millions of hits! [ male announcer ] flick, stack, and move between active apps seamlessly. only on the new hp touchpad with webos. bad news: men use soap that can really dry their skin. and some have been doing so for over twenty years. so, if you think about it, soap has been drying men's skin since break dancing became totally rad and macgyver was saving the world with tweezers. fear not, dove men plus care is here. it's the bar with one quarter moisturizing cream, so it cleans and leaves skin feeling moisturized. dove men + care. also try dove men + care sensitive clean body wash. and replace your old mayo [ female announcer ] it's time to raise the bar with the full flavor of kraft mayo with olive oil. ♪ made with half the fat and calories of hellmann's real mayo... ...kraft mayo with olive oil is the new

only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.give yourself an edge. a complete multivitamin with more magnesium to help support healthy muscle function. more b vitamins to help convert food to fuel. more confidence in a healthy you. one a day men's pro edge. now,listen to a magazine,aper, curl up with a movie, and see a phone call. now, we can take a classroom anywhere, hold an entire bookstore, and touch the stars. because now...there's this. hello. hello. how are you? how are you? are you mocking me? are you mocking me? [ both ] well it sounded like you were... now that you're repeating... everything...that i say. ok. ok. [ both ] we made some progress yesterday. [ pen clicks ] click. check. [ pen clicks ] click. [ male announcer ] we take the time for our cheese to mature before we bake it into every delicious cracker because at cheez-it, real cheese matters. vo:...and so is the bacon... icheddar ranch tendercrisper at burger king. crispy bacon, rich cheddar cheese and creamy ranch dressing. not even the end of the world will

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.'til midnight or later. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chef gordon ramsay. from "glee," mike o'malley. and music from hanson. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, from this moment on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. and -- [ applause ] someone in the audience is very excited to be here tonight. this guy, he's here from houston and it looks like your head is just on the verge of exploding. welcome. they left their triplets home to be here tonight. and i want to say, i want to welcome everyone who has abandoned their family to be with us tonight. as you are hopefully aware, father's day is on sunday. i got my dad the same thing i get him every year. a gift certificate to black angus and a mouse pad made out of popsicle sticks. he loves things made out of upon si popsicle stick

only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. while most pads contain fluff, always infinity is made with a revolutionary material, infinicel, that forms to your body and absorbs up to 60% more than kotex regular ultra thin. always infinity. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea. now,listen to a magazine,aper, 100% natural lipton iced tea. curl up with a movie, and see a phone call. now, we can take a classroom anywhere, hold an entire bookstore, and touch the stars. because e w...there's this. and then a 3:15, with my guilt. [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. mmmmmmm...good meeting. same time tomorrow? [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. i see a bag and think... i could have a chip. yeah right. that's why they're called chips? [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. another cracker chip? don't mind if i do! [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. what are

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.t or later. hey, dad, you think i could drive? i'll tell you what -- when we stop to fill it up. ♪ ♪ [ son ] you realize, it's gotta run out sometime. [ male announcer ] jetta tdi clean diesel. the turbo that gets 42 miles per gallon. ♪ a man can only try... and try...and try. i heard eating wle grain oats can help lower my cholesterol. it's gonna be tough...so tough. my wife and i want to lowe our cholesterol, but finding healthy food that tastes good is torturous. your father is suffering. [ male announc ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and can help lower cholesterol. >>> you want to explain why you were doing 61 in a 25 zone? one block from the victim's house. just moments after he got shot dead. >> i was drag racing. i'm a drag racer. >> you were drag racing? in a prius? >> i don't win a lot. >> jimmy: that's jason bateman. "horrible bosses" is the film. >> that movie, i know i'm supposed to be saying this, but i would almost be tempted to offer 100% guarantee on your money. >> ji

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.since time began. not anymore. ♪ fiber one is bringing brownies back. at 90 calories, the only thing between you and chocolaty brownies ♪ new fiber one 90 calorie brownies. in the granola bar aisle. leaving behind ground-in dirt and odors that vacuuming alone can't tackle. but with resolve high traffic foam, you can really see the difference. it removes three times more dirt than vacuuming alone. it also neutralizes odors at their source, so your carpets are clean and fresh every step of the way. nothing revives carpets like resolve high traffic foam. don't just vacuum clean, resolve clean. >>> what is that? >> this is your new lucky bunny. >> it's a beautiful thought, carly, but i don't think it's the whole thing that the bunny is lucky. it's just this section. just the rabbit foot that's lucky. >> no, it's just a good luck charm. help you think positive? today's important. come on, get up. hey. wear that nice tie. >> yeah. >> need any money for lunch? >> no, i don't need any money fr

only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.call. now, we can take a classroom anywhere, hold an entire bookstore, and touch the stars. because e w...there's this. mine hurt more! mine stopped hurting faster! [ female announcer ] neosporin plus pain relief starts relieving pain faster. and kills more types of infectious bacteria. neosporin plus pain relief. kills the germs. fights the pain. ♪ 'cause band-aid®'s stuck on me ♪ [ female announcer ] speed up healing for half the tears and twice the fun with band-aid® brand and disney/pixar's cars 2. ♪ i'm stuck on band-aid® brand ♪ ♪ 'cause band-aid® helps heal me ♪ vo:...and so is the bacon... cheddar ranch tendercrisp at burger king. ♪ i'm stuck on band-aid® brand ♪ crispy bacon, rich cheddar cheese and creamy ranch dressing. not even the end of the world will make you put it down. get it before it's gone. and see "transformers: dark of the moon" now in theaters. a man can only try... and try...and try. i heard eating wle grain oats can help lower my cholesterol. it's gonna be tou

we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's.il midnight or later. >> jimmy: well, hello there. we're back. tonight on the program, a young woman who has a show called "pretty little liars." ashley benson is with us. and then, with music from his enormous cd. it's called "all things bright and beautiful. owl city from the bud light outdoor stage. our music guest tomorrow night is bush. the band, not the president. our first guest tonight has been on tv since he was an uncle. he is adopted beach boy and an all-around handsome guy if you're in los angeles, you can see him in the live production of "hairspray" august 5th through 7th at the hollywood bowl. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. >> cleto. >> jimmy: well, look at you. >> jimmy, you're withering away to nothing. >> just one time, i would love >> like you used to look? -- >> jimmy: hohoi willll once aga look. but really fat and balding. >> some day. >> jimmy: we'll freak people out next time. put you in a fat suit and a bald thing. yo

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.ter. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. of a subway® bbq pulled pork sub. brace yourself for the big, bold taste tender, succulent slow-cooked pork with sweet and smoky barbecue sauce, all on freshly baked bread. subway. eat fresh®. >> jimmy: hello, we are back. what are you -- what are you -- guillermo what are you wearing, guillermo? >> i am ironman. >> jimmy: you're ironman? i think you're a movie late or ahead, i'm not sure. why are you ironman? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: jon favreau is directing our show tonight in support of his new movie "cowboys and aliens." one of the stars of that film, adam beach is here. and then a real cowboy type, with the number one song on the country charts, with music from this, his latest album, "neon." chris young from the bud light age. tomorrow night, "cowboys and aliens" week continues with harrison ford and lady gaga. a cowboy and potentially an alien. we don't know. we got ticket requests this week to see lady gaga from most of north americ

we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.y... and try...and try. i heard eating wle grain oats can help lower my cholesterol. it's gonna be tough...so tough. my wife and i want to lowe our cholesterol, but finding healthy food that tastes good is torturous. your father is suffering. [ male announc ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and can help lower cholesterol. >> jimmy: thank you, cleto, singing, dancing over the years. on the show tonight, a man who has harnessed the power animals and, despite my specific instructions not to, has brought them here tonight. he has a new show called "expedition impossible" here on abc. dave salmoni is with us. and then, the music from this new album, though it looks like a very old album from my parents' record collection. it's called "the way it was." parachute from the bud light stage. this summer, you can see parachute on tour with goo goo dolls and michelle branch. tomorrow night, shia labeouf, green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers, and music from 311. so join us then, too. our fir

we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.iving, breathing intelligence that's helping people rethink how they live. in here, the planned combination of at&t and t-mobile would deliver our next generation mobile broadband experience to 55 million more americans, many in small towns and rural communities, giving them a new choice. ♪ we'll deliver better service, with thousands of new cell sites... for greater access to all the things you want, whenever you want them. it's a network of connections and ideas... open and collaborative... extending far beyond the mobile phone. connecting you to a world of intelligent new devices and technologies. from today's best innovators... and tomorrow's. ♪ it's the at&t network... a network of possibilities... and what's possible in here is almost impossible to say. ♪ take toast... spread with i can't believe it's not butter... add jacques. he's french. oui! oui like! [ male announcer ] four out of five agree it tastes as good as fresh butter with 70% less saturated fat than butter. [ kim ] y

i like things stacked. [ male announcer ] applebee's knows what the neighborhood likes.uffed. [ all ] topped! [ male announcer ] so we're serving up stacked, stuffed and topped entrees! like the amazing new chicken parmesan stack stuffed with italian cheeses and topped with spicy marinara for only $9.99. there's also provolone stuffed meatballs, new florentine topped house sirloin and more. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. say i'm missing england. i type in e-n-g... and he gives me a variety of options. would you like to have a look at a map, my lad? ah, why not? shall we check on the ststus of your knighthood? yes. again? yes, again, please! thank you. with my digital manservant, i'll never be homesick again. would you like me to put the kettle on, sir? no, i'd like youou to get rid of that ostrich. it's been here a month. [ male announcer ] think, type, go. with just type. only on the new hp touchpad with webos. [ male announcer ] think, type, go. with just type.

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.uncomfortable. i can't wait to take 'em out, throw 'em away and never see them again. [ male announcer ] know the feeling? get the contacts you've got to see to believe. acuvue® oasys brand contact lenses with hydraclear® plus technology, keeping your eyes exceptionally comfortable all day long. it feels like it disappeared on my eye. [ male announcer ] discover why it's the brand eye doctors trust most for comfort. if you have astigmatism, there's an acuvue® oasys lens for that too, realigning naturally with every blink. ask your doctor for acuvue® oasys brand. >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, the features will be here. our next guest plays dr. maura isles on one of cable tv's most popular shows. it's called "rizzoli and isles." it airs mondays at 10:00 on tnt. please say hello to sasha alexander. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm fantastic. how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. i saw the signs for the show and i thought it was a salad dressing at first,

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.nice 'n easy anti-flat, always dimensional. in one simple step, get tones and highlights built into every shade with nice 'n easy. built into every shade welcome. thanks for coming. we're going to head on into the interview. greg . . . greg . .. was fuel efficiency an important factor in buying this car? oh definitely. as all my friends would tell you, i am one of the cheapest people you'll ever meet. and whenever i was filling up with gas before, i'd have a scowl on my face. you seem very comfortable up there. have you done this before? no, i haven't, and i'm actually terrified right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! are you guys ready to rock? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good! 'cause it's time for a very special edition of "battle of the instant bands." let's do it! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. it's time for a very special edition of "battle of the instant bands." earlier this year, we announced that we were teaming up with "roll

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.completely. introducing the new acti-fresh™ liner from carefree®. so thin, so absorbent, so comfortable you'll forget you're wearing a liner. new acti-fresh™ from carefree®. wonderfully forgettable™. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with my buddy chris kattan. [ cheers and applause ] he's in new york this week. we're going to have a water war. okay, it's just like the card game, war, but with water. so if you lose a hand, you get splashed in the face. >> is it lukewarm water? >> jimmy: yeah, but we're not going to change the name of the game. it's not going to be lukewarm water war. right now it's just water war. some could be different temperatures. >> oh, really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're just going to be splishing and splashing. the first one to use -- we have five cups of water. the first to use all his cups on the other guy wins, and gets to blast the loser with a water cannon. [ laughter ] there's lots of ways to get wet, but only one way

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.idnight or later. [ female announcer ] ever wish vegetables didn't taste so vegetably? well, v8 v-fusion juice gives you a full serving of vegetables plus a full serving of fruit. but it just tastes like fruit. and try our deliciously refreshing v8 v-fusion + tea. alright big guy. i'm just gonna throw you down right there and get that diaper off. oh! wow! how can you be sure the leak is locked? do the leak lock lift check. success! with new leak lock. huggies snug and dry diapers. are now even more absorbent. just lift, look and celebrate dryness. . beth! hi. looking good! you've lost some weight. thanks! you noticed! you know these clothes are too big now, so i'm donating them. not going back there again. good for you! how'd you do it? eating right, whole grain. whole grain? whole grain. [ femalennouncer ] people who choose more whole grain tend to weigh less than those who don't... multigrain cheerios has five whole grains and 110 lightly sweetened calories per serving... more grains

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.u say anything, it was 1995. [ kenny ] it was '93. kenny, 1995 was the year the song came out. it was '93. that was your 5th year of high school. it was 1995. ha! 10 bucks saysys it's '93. yeah, well that's 10 bucks you're gonna have to put in my pocket. whatever. "whoomp! there it is" was '93. it was clearly nineteen ninety... kenny, the restaurant's on fire. i'll l ll you back. wait, wait... [ male announcer ] only at&t's network lets your iphone talk and surf at the same time. [ bell dings ] [ horn honks ] ♪ this is how we do it [ both ] uncle teddy! what are you guys doing? it's summer! let's hit the beach! [ both ] mom? you need a pepsi! [ growls ] ooh! [ grunts ] [ uncle teddy ] whoo! all right! summer time is pepsi time! ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that was the alien right there. jon favreau is with us. "cowboys and aliens" opens on friday. [ applause ] what a thrill it's got to be to see your own work like that. by the way this is from "entertainment weekly." a pretty great photo. it's d

only at applebee's.heers and applause ] >>> jimmy: yeah -- tmz, i love it. welcome back, everybody. hey, guys, look, we have a book out that you can purchase for a dozen bucks. "thank you notes," our first book. [ cheers and applause ] it's got pictures and words in it, and it has a front and a back cover. [ laughter ] you guys should check it out. hey guys, every few years something special comes along, something that defines a generation and changes the way we all think. that's right. it's time to play "name that guy." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ name that guy ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] let's give it up for tonight's lucky contestants. come on over, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome to "name that guy." the rules are simple. we're going to show you a picture of a guy, and you're going to have to correctly guess his first and last name. so, for example, here's an easy one. i'll show you a picture, and you would say -- [ laughter ] that's right, larry

vivit sprintrelay.com [ male announcer ] applebee's knows what the neighborhood likes. ] topped! [ male announcer ] so we're serving up stacked, stuffed and topped entrees! like the amazing new chicken parmesan stack stuffed with italian cheeses and topped with spicy marinara for only $9.99. there's also provolone stuffed meatballs, new florentine topped house sirloin and more. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. was that cinnamon you put in the dessert? yeah. little dash of nutmeg too. wonderful spice... nutmeg is. as spices go, i find nutmeg to be underutilized. mmm, nutmeg. [ female announcer ] k-y brand intense. with just a few drops, this unique, scientifically proven formrma increases a woman's sensitivity making her big moment feel even bigger. learn more at intenseeffect.com. the new blackberry playbook. feel even bigger. it runs all this at the same time. ♪ why can't every tablet do that? [ horn honks ] ♪ this is how we do it [ both ] uncle teddy! what are y

[ male announcer ] applebee's knows what the neighborhood likes!fed and topped entrees, starting at $9.99. stacked, stuffed and loaded with the flavor you love. only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. ♪ can i bring my friend to tea? ♪ ♪ pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue ♪ ♪ i love you ♪ buhm, buhm, buhm, buhm, buhm, buhm-buhm ♪ ♪ buhm, buhm-buhm, look at me ♪ all together now [ male announcer ] unlimited is good. and thanks to sprint, you can talk, text, and post as much as you want for no extra cost. so go ahead, world. unlimit yourself. trouble hearing on the phone? visit sprintrelay.com. sprint. america's favorite 4g network. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a seven-time emmy winner and a television icon. she's also the best selling author of "if you ask me, and of course you won't." uh -- she has a hit tv land show "hot in cleveland." it returns for it's third season tomorrow night. we love it when she comes by. please put your hands together for the lovely, the legendary, miss betty white, everybody! [ cheers

only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.loaded with the flavor you love. that's amazing. you know what else is amazing? how easy it is to save money on motorcycle, boat, or camper insurance with geico. geico, saving people money, on more than just car insurance. >> safer: we are about to visit a place few people have seen firsthand-- the vatican library, a vast collection of historic treasures beyond compare, founded over five centuries ago when europe was coming out of the dark ages, a period of so- called humanism when the catholic church was open to new ideas in philosophy, science, and the human spirit. it's the pope's library, but it contains much more than just church documents. as we reported in april, there are manuscripts going back nearly 2,000 years on music and math, warfare and exploration, even cookbooks and love letters. the library is closed to the public; a place for scholars only. but the vatican agreed to let us in to see some of the priceless artifacts of our collective past. welcome to the 15th century.

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. e ♪ mmm.iff. you think i'm afraid of you? hey what? you don't have to be mean to the cake. i do. you don't. i do. just eat yoplait light. they have great flavors like... boston cream pie raspberry cheesecake. even though i work here, i've lost weight. wow. yeah. carry on. (announcer) 28 delicious flavors at around 100 calories each. [ coach ] in albuquerque citi pre-approved my mortgage. [ whistle blows ] all right, layups, guys. let's go. in sioux falls i locked in a rate. coach, you get that house yet? working on it. [ coach ] the appraisal? ...springfield. wherever i was, my citi mortgage consultant had me covered. [ crowd cheering ] and 500 miles from home... [ cheering, cellphone beeps ] ...we finally had a new home. [ male announcer ] from pre-approval to closing, citi is with you every step of the way. what's your story? citi can help you write it. o cf1 o >>> it was mid morning wednesday april 8th. bladesing sun, stifling humidity, and paralyzing fear hung over the indian ocean. >> i w

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.he blow dryer and the flat iron until i see smoke. so pantene said, "breakage and split ends? no problem." they gave me this pantene called breakage to strength. [ female announcer ] the keratin protection pro-v system helps prevent then repair split ends. zero fear of breakage, 100% more strength. no regrets, just health. i'm not giving up the heat. [ female announcer ] the breakage to strength system from pantene. can't wait 'til morning. wait, it's morning in the himalayas... [ male announcer ] it's sweet. it's nutty. it's absolutely delicious. kellogg's crunchy nut. it's morning somewhere. ♪ [ kattan as mango ] ♪ as i miss you yeah like the deserts miss the rain ♪ ♪ and i miss you yeah like the deserts miss the rain ♪ ♪ and i miss you yeah like the deserts miss the rain ♪ [ cheers and applause ]cc1: >>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] mango! mango, it's so great to see you. >> hello, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: mango, it's so great to hear

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.ps, guys. let's go. in sioux falls i locked in a rate. coach, you get that house yet? working on it. [ coach ] the appraisal? ...springfield. wherever i was, my citi mortgage consultant had me covered. [ crowd cheering ] and 500 miles from home... [ cheering, cellphone beeps ] ...we finally had a new home. [ male announcer ] from pre-approval to closing, citi is with you every step of the way. what's your story? citi can help you write it. o cf1 o >>> it was mid morning wednesday april 8th. bladesing sun, stifling humidity, and paralyzing fear hung over the indian ocean. >> i was afraid. i was afraid for the entire time. >> on board the maersk alabama, ñ& four somali pirates held captain richard phillips and bv this time, three other crew members at gun point on the bridge. 15 crew members were in a safe room in the bowels of the ship. the chief engineer controlled the ship's movements from the engine room and cut the power on board. yet the pirates were pleased at first. this ship was

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.n 'til midnight or later. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kyra sedgwick. blind movie critic jay forry. and music from theophilus london. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, don't move. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming tonight. thanks. if you're watching at home, i hope you're cool. you know, heat warnings have been issued in 17 states across america. temperatures have been over 100 degrees. so, think of me as a large meat flavored popsicle tonight. [ laughter ] why do they give heat warnings? i'i'pretty good figuring out that it's hot on my own. you think they do it so if you pass out, they say, hey, we gave you a heat warning, yet you went out and got hot. if only we had some sort of device to cool the air. now that would be something.g. in oklahoma yesterday, 13 government buildings were closed due to insuffi

. >> are you con fining the strassel clan now to applebees and mcdonald's now with na?

for science in the public interest is now bestowing its exexeme eating awards on entrees such as applebee's provolone stuffed meatballs with fete clean think. that will cost you about 1,500 calories. how about this, the cheesecake factory factory's burger. the recommended calorie count for an entire day is 2,000 total. coldstone's peanut butter and chocolate shake exceeds that all on its own. >> that counts as our breakfast plan. >> that shake harrison prather also had enough fat for three days. three days' allotment for fat intake. look out what you're eating. >> when we come back this morning, progress in the nfl lockout talks. >>> plus, concern over michele bachmann's health. could it actually impair her ability to run for president? >>> and imagine this driver's surprise, a street geyser lifts a car right out of its parking spot. out of its parking spot. [ female announcer ] what if your natural beauty could be flawless too? discover aveeno positively radiant tinted moisturizers with scientifically proven soy complex and natural minerals. give you sheer coverage instantly, then go on to

fast food places are having trouble competing with restaurants such as applebee's and tgi friday's. >>> an update on the movie pastorry we brought you earlier this week. the company planned to use the bay area to test its $50 all you can watch monthly movie theater pass allowing customers one movie a day for one monthly fee. turns out they made the deal through the ticketing companies and failed to inform any bay area movie theaters. three large theater changes say they will not accept the passes. it's still not clear how the movie pass will move forward. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, remember the lat >>> it's the weekend. "cbs evening news with scott pelley" is next. remember the latest news

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.s special financing on purchases of 299 dollars or more or choose an additional 5% off every day when you use your lowe's consumer credit card. and find spectacular savings on appliances. now take 15% off all energy star appliances priced 397 dollars and up. the savings are in the air 4th of july weekend at lowe's. experience. lowe's. let's build something together. ♪ ♪ [ woman ] sam begged and pleaded... so i sent him to camp. we'd earned lots of points with our new citi thankyou card... and i put them to good use. he told me about his bunkmates and how he signs up for every activity. ♪ ♪ he even hangs out with the camp director. just like that. [ male announcer ] the new citi thankyou premier card gives you more ways to earn points. what's your story? citi can help you write it. i'm laura, and this is my cvs. i just transferred a prescription to cvs because they have care 1on1. it's where the pharmacist stops and talks to me about safety and saving money with generic prescriptions. l

you wrote a book a few years back about the applebee's america. out there. the two parties got them, but they are renting them. >> exactly. >> what do you see that is similar to where things were in 1992? >> it's the same dynamic. there's a bigger middle that's not connecting at all with washington. they are religious, military media and politics in washington. it's why we have seen these great swings in elections. you can't assume just because barack obama's numbers are dismal among independents, you can't assume that's the case a year from now. >> you were involved in the '92 campaign back in the day. the clinton campaign responded. took on issues they never thought they were taking on a year and a half earlier with the debt and the deficit. do you feel the obama team is responding? or are slow? >> i don't think they are slow. this time, it's going to be the republican side where you see a primary where they are pushed farther and farther to the right, having to swear allegiance to get through the contentious primary process with michele bachman

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.'s body wash can dry out your skin. only dove men + care has micromoisture to fight skin dryness. so that manhide of yours stays clean and moisturized.. be comfortable in your own skin. >> jimmy: well, hello. we are back. over the past two dozen years, our next guest has reviewed hundreds of movies without seeing a single one of them. please welcome blind movie critic, jay forry. hello, jay. [ cheers and applause ] jay, this is not a comedy bit. you really are a movie reviewer, a movie critic. you are registered with the society or whatever there is? >> yeah, i'm a member of the broadcast films critics association. we vote on movies every year. >> jimmy: did you have to apply far position in that association? >> yes. i -- eight years ago, i had to apply. they had to make sure i do enough radio reviews. that's what i'm famous for. >> jimmy: i heard you on kroc a lot. movies, though you can't see them, at all. >> exactly right. yeah. what i do is, someone has to take me down to the movie

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.. [ radio dj ] you have just won an oversized chess set! i have an oversized chess set. sorry. [ radio dj ] then how about an inflatable bouncy castle? bouncy castle. yeah, i have that too. [ radio dj ] i can give you an entire day with '70s rocker edgar winter!? you know what? just give me another bouncy castle. [ male announcer ] only at&t lets your iphone talk and surf at the same time. it's the network of possibilities. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. hey, real quick, i just want to send a quick shout out to my dentist, dr. irwin smigel. i went in this week for a cleaning this week and no cavities. [ cheers and applause ] so thanks everyone over at dr. smigel's office and my awesome hygienist tara. you guys are the best. >> questlove: hey, jimmy, jimmy, wait. i didn't know you were doing shout outs, can we -- can i do one, please? >> jimmy: sure, quest, go ahead. >>

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's.ater. [ bleats ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] bring the fresh flavors of the world right to your table. ♪ discover sabra dips. adventure awaits. >> safer: we're about to take a short trip into the past, a remarkable glimpse of a footnote to history we first broadcast last april. it's a film made more than 100 years ago on market street, san francisco's main thoroughfare. in fascinating detail, it shows how people lived and dressed in what was then, as now, the golden city of the american west. the film is well known to historians. but who made it? and why? and most importantly, exactly when? for a century, time, like the fog that blankets san francisco, has shrouded the answers. but now we know. the film is a time traveler's glimpse of a joyous city on the brink of disaster. ( bell rings ) our trip into the past begins on a san francisco streetcar built in 1895. >> rick laubscher: it still comes out once in awhile and carries passengers down the main street. it looks just like a cable car be

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later.oung. but i was still taking a risk with my cholesterol. anyone with high cholesterol may be at increased risk of heart attack. diet and exercise weren't enough for me. i stopped kidding myself. i've been eating healthier, exercising more, and now i'm also taking lipitor. if you've been kidding yourself about high cholesterol, stop. along with diet, lipitor has been shown to lower bad cholesterol 39 to 60 percent. lipitor is fda approved to reduce the risk of heart attack and stroke in patients who have heart disease or risk factors for heart disease. [ female announcer ] lipitor is not for everyone, including people with liver problems and women who are nursing, pregnant or may become pregnant. you need simple blood tests to check for liver problems. tell your doctor if you are taking other medications or if you have any muscle pain or weakness. this may be a sign of a rare but serious side effect. lets go... haha. if you have high cholesterol, you may be at increased risk of heart at

we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. discover aveeno positively radiant tinted moisturizers with scientifically proven soy complex and natural minerals. give you sheer coverage instantly, then go on to even skin tone in four weeks. aveeno tinted moisturizers. [ female announcer ] sweet honey taste. 80 calories per serving. 40daily value of fiber. i'm here in the downtown area where the crowd is growing. [ female announcer ] watching calories at breakfast never tasted this sweet... i'll go get my bowl. [ female announcer ] ...or this huge. new fiber one 80 calories. yes, you can actually love breakfast. [ male announcer ] nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure... and also delicious. ♪ like nature valley. granola bars made with crunchy oats and pure honey. because natural is not only good, it also tastes good. nature valley -- 100% natural. 100% delicious. oprah: i would like to give a inspire and plan the freedom reverends james lawson and c.t. vivi, gordon kari, tom vivian. also reverend role in protecting the freed

sometimes it's hard for these fast food places to compete with applebee's and friday's where you can with it. some experts say offering beer and wine could boost slow evening business. all this doesn't come without its critics. some worried about people having this quick meal and a drink and then getting behind a wheel. others worry it sends the wrong message to kids. another concern here the combination of fast food and beer could also add to the obesity epidemic. always a critic for everything. >> yes, there is. alison, thanks. >>> coming up, prince william and princess kate spending first full day in canada. see how they are being received. >>> twist in the case of amanda knox, american college student convicted of murder in italy. my contacts are so annoying. they're itchy, dry and uncomfortable. i can't wait to take 'em out, throw 'em away and never see them again. [ male announcer ] know the feeling? get the contacts you've got to see to believe. acuvue® oasys brand contact lenses with hydraclear® plus technology, keeping your eyes exceptionally comfortable all day long. it fee

not picking on anyone in particular but let's start with applebees.ve what's called the provolone stuffed meat balls. 15 to 20 calories, 43 grams of saturated fat, two days worth of sodium at 3700 milligrams. that's in one meal. >> denny's. the fried cheese melt. doesn't look all that harmful. basically it's four deep fried mozzarella cheese sticks for 1260 and 21 grams of saturated fat. 30,000 milligrams worth of sodi sodium. >> you can't blame the food. we are drinking calories. this is a shake from coldstone creamery. it has 2,010 calories. a full day's worth for guys. 68 grams of saturated fat which is three days' worth of fat as well. >> in people your size can't be doing that. >> unless we are training for a triathlon. >> i like a good steak. morton's. take a look at the porterhouse steak with mashed potatoes and creamed spinach. 2,570 calories and 85 grams of saturated. that is four days' worth of saturated fat. 2,980 milmilligrams of sodium. >> my stomach is grumbling. i know that is bad. >> keep your thoughts coming in. change your name if yo

. >> provolone-stuffed meatballs from applebee's. >> cheese has become the new condiment. stuffed everywhere. >> flavor. >> exactly. they have regular meatballs as well, but this is also four cups of pasta. it's four servings with a cream sauce and marinara sauce. it's like eating two big steaks and mashed potatoes. >> that's unbelievable. >> when you look at this, this is two portions. you can see this. this looks look a serving for one because it's in one dish. so if it's a serving for one, people eat the whole thing. >> dangerous. now we've got a red velvet cake. listen to this, red velvet cake with cheesecake topped with another layer of cake. this also comes from the cheesecake factory. it's 1540 calories for that. >> right. three quarters of a pound. but the serving doesn't look so huge, giant plate, and forks have gotten huge. >> look at that. >> it doesn't look like that much. this is the kind of thing where you take a bite and pass it on. >> yeah. >> but a dessert comes on a big plate with one fork. so you think it's one serving. but this is to be shared by lots o