listen to this, applebee's -- we all love applebee's, right? is that blooming onion?that the blooming onion? >> steve: that's outback steakhouse. >> jimmy: i love outback. [ laughter ] what does applebee's have? >> steve: sandwiches. >> jimmy: hot wings? [ laughter ] >> steve: apples and bees. >> jimmy: apples and bees. that's not true. what does applebee's have? they have something, right? >> they have two for 20! >> jimmy: two for 20. [ laughter ] >> steve: two for 20. >> jimmy: slow down. i'm not treating you to applebee's. >> steve: all-american two for 20. >> jimmy: you know what? i'm going to get you after the show. i'm going to give you a gift certificate to applebee's. all right? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i love applebee's. [ applause ] but anyway, it's two for 20, i will give you 20 bucks. [ laughter ] we'll split it. >> steve: i don't got any on me. >> jimmy: we'll go dutch. you pay. i'll wear wooden shoes. ba-boom. [ light laughter ] ba-boom. ♪ too late. too late. it's too late. >> steve: too late. >> jimmy: too late. >> steve: amsterdam! >> jimmy: way

this year give 'em an applebee's gift card.uy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. but that doesn't happen much anymore. the creative process never stops. and songwriting is so hard, but i love it. these days, i guess i just don't want to miss a thing. [ laughs ] i miss you guys. that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ s. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, leslie mann, ted, music from sarah jaffe. with cleto and the cletones. and now, oh my golly, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. good of you all to be here with us tonight. we have a good show for you tonight. leslie mann is here and she's very sick, so that should be fun. and we have a very talented singer named sarah jaffe, who's making her network television debut tonight. and

this year give 'em an applebee's gift card.uy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, carson daly. from "happy endings", zachary knighton. and music from dan deacon, with cleto and the cletones. and now, making spirits bright, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for wearing your thursday best to be here tonight. everyone all right? you guys okay? [ cheers and applause ] are any of you completely done with your christmas shopping? >> yes! >> jimmy: kill her. there are only 11 days before christmas eve. i give a lot of gifts on christmas and i get a lot of gifts on christmas. but i don't open them right away. i like to save my gifts and i open them during shark week. it's just more exciting. by the way, what do you do with a gift that you know you're

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this year give 'em an applebee's gift card.pplebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. my son loves the apps and movies. but my daughter? vampire books. sharing... whooh forget it! with our walmart credit card -- special financing, we can get two. the kids are happy. my shopping's done. our budget -- under control. now, let's go. i knew that. right. umph, i love that woman. [ male announcer ] get the seasons hottest brands, like nook hd and hd+. make an electronics purchase of $299 or more on your walmart credit card and get no interest if paid in full within 12 months. america's gift headquarters. walmart. >> jimmy: tonight on the program, he is the senior white house correspondent for abc news and author of this very big news book, it's called "the outpost." jake tapper is here. i've been reading this. it's actually great. and jake, by the way, is also the guy who, on election night, famously taught us this.

you and your family are at applebee's having a dinner out. you post a picture on instagram.go in turn and take instagram to use that photo in any way that it likes to. it does not have to pay you a cent for this. all of these changes will be taking effect on january 16. i always like to give you other options. there are lots of other names, sites like flickr, photo bucket, there are options out there. dagen: you no longer own it. they own it. i bet they change that if there is enough outrage. shibani: eye that this is a story to be continued. connell: what at which, out of a instagram photo. dagen: i would never be photographed eating. it is just not pretty. dagen: thank you, shibani. connell: we really learned a lot today. stocks now. nicole: i am glad you don't work right here. they photographed the booth. sometimes, i am eating. i am looking at goldman sachs. it was upgraded to a positive. the financials have really been stellar this month. goldman is up about 8%. citigroup is up about 13%. the trend is still to the upside. apple, of course, yesterday was 501 and change.

it's applebee's new spirited cuisine menu with entrees starting at $9.99.ight for half-priced apps. >> jimmy: we're back with -- >> hey, everybody. stephen colbert. >> jon stewart. >> jimmy: the avett brothers are still to come. now, we know you guys are -- you're a tandem on the air, partners. off the air, are you friends, do you have things in common? do you hang out together? what goes on with you? >> we hang out, phone calls, mostly late night stuff. it's -- >> i'll text jon at 1:00 a.m., i'll go, "you up?" >> and this is kind of our thing, i go, "you know i am." >> i think we're both products of isolated childhoods. >> yeah. nice to have another, like, nerd friend. >> jimmy: are you nerds? i wouldn't think of you guys as nerds. >> really? >> jimmy: not really, no. >> more like geeks? >> jimmy: i don't know, maybe so i don't have to think of myself as a nerd. i don't think of you have as nerds. >> i look at you as -- >> more of a spaz. >> jimmy: thank you. >> really? i see him as more of a guy that would take my lunch money. >> you had lunch money? >> i

>> joyce applebee, the great historian commented on this setting that after the 1784 limitation on slavery had failed, jefferson quote backed away from attacking the institution as his power to do something about it decrease. the other benchmark that i would like to point out is the louisiana purchase. there was a great opening of the west, great opening of the empire of the liberty, or when we acquired a territory that was great debate in congress. should we have slavery there? and congress came very close to banning it and then passed prescription's that so outraged the slaveholders who were already there that they threatened secession. they threatened to call in napoleon back in. people said if you don't allow slavery on lands there, they will depreciate in value by 50%. as all this is going on, it was a fresh mama, congress still have the will to restrict slavery. jefferson sent a message saying slaves to be admitted to the territory. and then he went on in the creation of the legal system and bureaucracy that manage slavery in the new territory to the point where the historian robert

denny's, papa john's and applebee's all immediately said healthcare will kill us.ir brand index plunged. when i say plunged, it plunged. businesses better wake up to be careful about this. melissa: what do they do for about it?uld they just not talk do you think people really don't go in and eat at applebee's because they said something negative quirks back. charles: we are looking at this darden chart right now. the pickings are very slim. certainly, it was important enough. one of the few black fortune 500 companies out there. he has to make these movements3 of the economic survival and the bottom line. the greater picture out there is that there should be a limit to what companies can make and beyond that it is a notion of greed. if you go past that limit, we will not support you. this is just the very beginning. it will be serious. lori: more evidence to add to the discussion of how big of a role government should be flying and businesses. charles: it is the arbitrary of what is greed. what is enough? they have a say in it and it will get louder and louder and

it's applebee's new spirited cuisine menu with entrees starting at $9.99.and late night for half-priced apps. >> jimmy: well, hi there and welcome back. it is our last night in brooklyn from the historic harvey theater at the brooklyn academy of music. tonight on the program, a new york native and 14-time grammy award winner. her new cd is called "girl on fire." it comes out november 27th. alicia keys is here. [ cheers and applause ] on monday, we will be back to work in los angeles. with new shows featuring robert pattinson, daniel craig, hayden panettiere, dave salmoni is bringing animals, though i have repeatedly asked him not to. we'll have music from tyler bryant and the shakedown, boys like girls and ben folds five, so join us for those shows next week when we go home. we don't want to go, we have to. and also, please don't forget, especially if you are watching around the country, there are thousands of people still suffering from the effects of the hurricane. we're going to auction off this desk to benefit the red cross. this desk has been signed by

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that is an interesting point coming from a former fema director and current applebee's employee of these ] things seem to be getting back on track here in new york. limited subway service is scheduled to resume tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. the mta is letting people ride the bus for free, which -- [ cheers and applause ] very good news. people don't have to be anywhere any time soon. make no mistake. no bus ride in new york is ever free. there is always a price that will be paid. [ laughter ] mayor bloomberg announced that all cars coming into new york city via the bridge must have a minimum of three people in them. unless one of the people is very, very fat, in which case, two people but no sodas. [ laughter ] to me, i think the best sign that we're recovering from the hurricane is the fact that this morning, george stephanopoulos was discussing last night's shocking elimination of sabrina bryan from "dancing with the stars." i think that means the worst is behind us. unless you're louis van amstel, then the worst is still ahead of you. unfortunately, the brooklyn nets had to cancel their big

brand perceptions of papa john's, applebee's, denny'ses taking a hit after their head honchos told thethe controversial law would cause them to cut workers around raise prices. papa john's and darden restaurants which operates olive garden and lobster. is the anger misdirected. ought tlor of the revenge of brand x. how to build a big-time brand on the web or anywhere else. rob, thanks for joining us. why is it these brand are taking a hit right now? what is it about the message that the ceos put out that the public doesn't like? >> well, first of all, it's great to meet you, gerri. gerri: thanks for coming on. we appreciate it. >> yes. first of all you've got to realize this is comedy of errors. it is a confluence of branding mistakes and i must tell you that overall, what this really is a lack of brand strategy on all the brands you mentioned. they are actually incredibly inept at handling their own brands. gerri: well, if so, what do you think the ceo's did wrong? >> well, it is really interesting. we have a joke how do you know the agency is, you know, in danger of losing an account

jackie deangelis, papa john's, app applebee's and denny's lost street cred with the public after they-obama comments. darden is added to that list. one of the reasons the company cited was coming cost of health care reform through the affordable health care act. darden is one that has complained the new health care law will hurt their razor thin margins because it requires companies to offer basic health insurance for full time employees or you could pay a fine. >> there are two stories parents will love this morning, about entertaining their kids, netflix and amazon with new deals. >> there's a new sheriff in town and it's netflix as you said. the company acquired the rights to disney movies starting in 2016. this is really significant because it's an outright blow to stars which previously held the rights to the disney movie collection and other pay channels that have shown movies first when they're out of the theaters. netflix's chief content officer called this a bold leave forward for television. it was good for a 12% bump in the stock yesterday. >> jackie good to see you, thank

two people-- oh, that was applebee's apparently. >> all right. my chains-- >> and let me ask you a question, general petraeus and broadwell, do you think they were texting? i know they actually set up a g-mail account and write notes to each other in the draft and log on and see the other person's notes without sending them. maybe try texting. stuart: you wouldn't want me speculating on a personal relationship now would you? >> no. stuart: thank you. all right, nicole you've said enough. the dow still is up 14 points and i'm call it a dead flat market. what else we've got. what does anna wintour get for throwing those big fundraisers for the president? she's being considered for an ambassadorship to either england or france. you can bet i have something to say. and i really do. california tax pain could be arizona's gain. we talked to a mayor who's trying to lure businesses away from the formerly golden state. a reporter with the sporting news doesn't like tattoos. and says most quarterbacks do not have them. now, he's being labeled racist becaus

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