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he owns applebee's. he what keeps him up is the new health care law.ow how it will end or even begin to plan for it. >> right. david: does that keep you up? >> yes thankfully there was a year reprieve. we want to do right by our employees, we really, really do. you have to analyze cost and benefits. so far we've done really well with our employees to begin with. i see us continuing to do that. it is another burden. david: how much more will it cost? >> we're still analyzing our options. so something that will cost us more. something important to know. cheryl: you're 80% as a franchise companies. do the franchisers, we're concerned about health care? yes. cheryl: we'll keep headcount low at our particular location to deal with it? >> they talked to us a little bit. each company or each franchisee has to make their own decisions. there are certain exclusions if you have less than 50 employees, things like that. some of them can ignore it. cheryl: try for part-time workers. >> exactly. that is one option. david: for those who don't know we're looking at y

franchise businesses like subway, applebee's pappa johns pizza cutting back hours of employees to avoid obama healthcare law. if an employee works less than 30 hours. forever 21 was also reported to be cutting back all over talk radio and the net but the story is bogus. here now to explain fox business anchor lou dobbs. let's take this clothing company first. this is a big company. forever 21, it's in the malls and all of that the report yesterday and i heard it ton talk radio is that they were going to wipe out a large portion of their employees, cutting them back to 29 and a half hours to avoid paying obama care. that turns out not to be the case, correct? >> not the case at all. you are exactly right. it is by any definition bogus. but the reason they are denying it so vociferously. >> bill: they are denying it. >> forever 21 is because they are getting hit by unions. they are getting hit by left wing activist groups. >> bill: they are scared. they don't want to go up against the obama care -- >> -- exactly. >> zealots. >> exactly. >> he are talking about a company with $4 billion in

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