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and, you know, basically surf linkedin for hosting gigs at the canadian version of applebee's, if there is one, i don't know. and also, america really doesn't care. hockey's great. we love hockey. but hockey is canada's life's blood for us. it's kind of what we watch. if we're stuck at an airport in buffalo, you know, it's popular, but so is woodworking and pickleball. it's kind of in there. we have too many things going on in canada. they got nothing going on. all they have is hockey and wondering, i don't know what justin bieber is doing. >> yeah. unless you get the stanley cup like we do down with the tampa bay lightning, then you're paying attention. they also have good food. jesse justin trudeau i just want to play one of his saddest moments. and it wasn't the moment he said he had to step aside. >> just a few weeks ago, the united states. >> voted for. >> a. >> second time to. not elect. >> its first. >> woman president. i want you to know. >> that i am. >> and always will be. >> a proud feminist. >> he's the. >> best, proud feminist. >> i mean, what the pup trudeau? >> what the.

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