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señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. Ña para hablar de todo esto el embajador de israel en washington, el sr. ron dermer. embajador dermer, gracias por hablar con nosotros. >> gracias por invitarme. >> y le pregunto: la tregua de ahora se parece mucho a la del 2012, ¿cuÁl es la diferencia está vez? >> la gran diferencia es quiÉn estÁ del otro lado en gaza y en egipto. despuÉs de la primera ronda de lucha fueron ocho dÍas de combate, considerablemente menos que ahora. logramos un cese de fuego, pero del lado de egipto tenemos al gobierno de morsi, que es miembro de la hermandad musulmana en egipto, y Él no hizo realmente nada, el gobierno de egipto en ese momento, para evitar el rearme de hamas. >> este conflicto comenzÓ con la muerte de tres jÓvenes israelÍes, 50 días despuÉs tenemos mÁs de dos mil palestinos muertos y 72 israelÍes. ¿valiÓ la pena? hamas sigue en el poder. >> bueno, nosotros no querÍamos esta lucha, jorge, tratamos de evitarla. dijimos desde el comienzo, dijo el primer ministro que la paz serÍa respondida

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señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ercer lugar a nivel nacional en italia. gracias a dios que me da este regalo que me ganÉ como la mejor actriz de telenovelas en europa y no entiendo y de alguna forma vamos a ver en el 2015 cÓmo se presenta. >> el video de mi hijo ha sido el mÁs pedido y el más elogiado y el mÁs querido del pueblo de italia. yo me puse a llorar de plano. me dio... ahora sÍ que el llanto, me emocionÉ muchÍsimo. ni siquiera cuando me dieron mi premio a mÍ. me soltÉ llrando y todo el pÚblico conmocionado. >> no, no, no. >> ¿cÓmo es? [cantan] >> es pena ajena. >> ¿por quÉ? >> es que... soy la actriz nÚmero uno de euroa. mira, lucÍa mÉndez, cÓmo te adoramos. pero oye, el viaje le hizo mal. le hizo mal la italia. quiero decirles, cuore di pietra es corazÓn de piedra. [cantan] >> todo un clÁsico. >> realmente hay una cosa aquÍ que es cierto. no sÉ si es la mejor en la telenovela pero, cuore di pietrallegÓ al nÚmero cuatro de mÚsica de italia. >> es un gran Éxito. >> verÓnica bastos, eres una condenada. ay, sÍ

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. 10 de agosto es categorizada como una extra sÚper luna. ¿por quÉ, doctora? >> porque realmente es de las 5 que estÁn tomando lugar en este aÑo, 2014 la de este fin de semana es la luna que va a ser la mÁs grande y la más brillante. se calcula que va a tener un tamaÑo de mÁs o menos 14% mÁs grande de lo que usualmente la vemos y va a estar como un 30% mÁs brillante. va a ser un bello fin de semana para los enamorados. >> ay, quÉ lindo. y como podemos ver en estas fotografÍas, la luna se ve gigantesca. aquellos que la quieran observar tengan algÚn. de referencia como un horizonte, un Árbol. >> sÍ. asÍ es. ¿no? la luna va a estar visiblemente mÁs grande esta sÚper luna y realmente, al tener esta brillantez, el punto... en tiempo este domingo agosto 10, a la 1:49 de la maÑana hora del este de estados unidos, va a ser el. de mÁxima brillantez y mÁximo acercamiento. si el pÚblico estÁ dispuesto a pasar una noche bajo las estrellas, eso alrededor de las dos de la maÑana hora del domingo agos

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ♪] a ver. marisa. ay, ay, ay. y son picantes. ¿saben? tenemos 30 segundos. quedan 30 segundos. ay, ay, ay. Óyeme, pero a mÍ me parece que la que mÁs come es keyla. concentrada ella. vamos. quedan 20 segundos. 20 segundos. a ver. 15. 13. >> 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> esto es una decisiÓn muy difÍcil. vamos a ver los platos. ¿quiÉn ganÓ? 5. ¿allÁ? 4. 3. >> 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. >> bueno, hay una competencia aquÍ hay un empate entre keyla y carlos. y nos vamos. seguimos desde las cataratas del niÁgara, volvemos en un ratito. >> ¿quieres ser parte de nuestro programa? es muy fÁcil. solamente envÍanos un mensaje por twitter a @despiertaameric y Únete a la conversaciÓn. nosotros te responderemos y sacaremos tus opiniones al aire. @ ahora l'oréal ha creado os? un avance para tu piel. nueva crema pore vanisher de l'oréal. mira los poros desaparecer... al instante disminuye la apariencia de poros. y en 4 semanas, los reduce en profundidad, número, y tamaño. nueva pore vanisher de

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. caballeros. tos actos violentos la policia respondio a su vez con violencia y ya se ordeno la intervencion de la guardia nacional. viviana avila nos cuenta desde el escenario de los hechos...viviana, adelante!! >> la policia lanzo gases >>esta fue muy distinta de la que recogimos a la calle. >> fue la policÍa la que provocÓ este caos, las clases en el poblado de ferguson se cancelaron como una medida preventiva de seguridad para proteger a los niÑos de este poblado, tambiÉn podemos decir que esto fue presentado por la zona por la ocupaciÓn que ha desencadenado este fin de semana despuÉs de los disturbios de los que ferguson ha sido protagonista, esto ha sido lo queremos por el momento de regreso con ustedes. >> nosotros seguiremos muy pendientes, preste atenciÓn a la fuerza de la naturaleza, una de las estructuras afectadas por un potente terremoto de magnitud 6.2, los productos como pueden observar caÍda del de los estantes ante el fuerte sismo que la reconciliaciÓn sólo se puede dar aunque el pe

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