it gives me a lot of hope because i am half not black and half not white. 2-stomach appositive. -- a two-is make it positive -- two negatives make a positive. i understand the american people are suffering. my campaign slogan will be, "who cares." if elected, [unintelligible] you see, i am married at now. i used to be scared about marriage. a 50% of all marriages end up lasting forever. by reducing the productivity of the american workforce, to people what to do the work of one, just like the president and vice-president. -- two people will do the work of one, just like the president and vice president or the olsen twins. most americans die of natural causes. if elected, i will find a cure for natural causes. you seem to like that one. it will be covered by health insurance -- it will not be covered by health insurance because of pre-existing conditions. i have a solution for global warming. i will switch from fahrenheit to celsius. it was 100 degrees, now it is 40. you are very welcome. [laughter] i agree with foreign policies because i am from china and i can see russia from my bac