quick, artemus cloud frog, we've got to save salma hayek.lay "slip and slide". are you okay, salma hayek? yes, but i need to get out of here. i need some tacos and burritos. me gusto tacos mucho! you cannot stop me, james west! look out, artemus cloud frog! it's giant metal spider! bang! bang-bang! ♪ yo, yo, yo, jiggy, jiggy ♪ with a bang, bang, bang! [toy squeaks] we saved the day! ♪ the wild, wild, west, the wild, wild, wild west ♪ ♪ yo, wicky, wicky, scratch, wicky, wicky, scratch ♪ - eric. the baby-sitter's here. come on downstairs. - but, mom, i'm playing wild, wild west! - i have to leave soon, eric. - but, mom, me and artemus cloud frog still have to do our love scene with salma hayek! - come down as soon as you're done. - ♪ well, i'm a bad-ass cowboy living in the cowboy days ♪ ♪ wicky, wicky scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang ♪ ♪ me and artemus cloud frog go save salma hayek ♪ ♪ from the big metal spider ♪ wicky, wicky wick, wicky, wicky wick ♪ ♪ fresh cowboy from the west side ♪ - thank you so much for babysitting little eric, shelly. - o