uh, excuse me, is there an arthur spooner in there? arthur: no. now shut the door! you, dad. i'm not dad. my name is mr. wong. i'm an importer of silk! dad, please don't be mr. wong right now. come on. i really want you to come home. oh, do y well, your husband clearly doesn't feel the same way! dad, would you listen to me? hi. how you doin'? doug is very sorry for what he said. well, sorry doesn't pay the butcher! now shut the door! don't you go near my car, glassman! don't you-- oh, my god! you are an animal! all right. all right! 2 can play at that game! hey, doug. do you happen to own a sledge hammer? in the garage. thank you. hey, tepper! thanks for leaving your top down. made my job a lot easier. ha ha ha ha! you just bought yourself a date with my fist! oh, come on. gimme your best shot! oh, you'll get it! you'll get my best shot, all right! come on, come on, bring it on! it's comin'! it's comin' special delivery! i'll be at home to sign for it. either fight or nap! yosee... what doug meant was... your brain is like a computer, you know, very--very intricate.

uh, this is arthur spooner, my father. dad, this is mr., one of the partners at my law firm-- you know, wherework. that nice. pleased to meet you. likewise. ok... darling, you're in my seat. just sit in mine. it doesn't matter. sure it does. sometimes they do a spot check during the performance. then we'll just switch tickets. "non-transferable." ok. ok, here we go, showtime... and those wine coolers are just starting to kick in. that's 13...15... and 6 is 21. damn. that's all right. that's ok. that's just a little bet. that's the secret to my whole system: you lose the little bets and win the big ones. stay. 20. lost another little one. sweet. i'm gonna try roulette. come on, man. this table's gonna turn around. i can feel it. nah, i'll catch you later, man. all right, my friend, but you're gonna miss the ride. ooh. that's 21 again. my goodness... i've gotten a lot of those. my goodness, you certainly have. by the way, where is cedar rapids, in hell?! hit me. gimme another one. one more. da--i... hate my own ass!! [orchestra playing there