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>> i really didn't think there would beol a flow-up q >> ashton and support at the premiere, kutcher'sa possibility that we could see "that '70s" co-stars on the show? >> a high likelihood. >> it's like saying who would die on next week's "game of thrones". i don't want ruin it for you. >> both guys are dads to baby girls. >> and they'll run up and dow and sometimes there will be a dramatic scene being shot and my daughter at prep service, i want that! his daughter is a couple of months older than my daughter and we'll talk about what they're going through and what we're going through as parents. it's great to have someone to share it with. >> will you force them to be friends? >> we don't have to force it. they kick it. >> really? >> they're terrors. e walactuly had to calm them down one day because they were bothering the set next door. >> thank god for those two. >> here's another reason to watch the ranch. deborah wenger plays the mom. >> we are talking to hollywood moms to-be an which one these very pregnant stars will have their babb. >> i'm third trimester. >> plus more from our

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. >>> and "jimmy kimmel live" next and his guest tonight ashton kutcher and trailer park boys and musicmore "action news" continuing at 4:30. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers, and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. good night.

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i think ashton kutcher makes it the show to be seen, mike. - yeah, but what about that movie dolphin- dolphin tale! big harry and mike in the morning. let's hear from the band sledgejammer and their song-- [knock on door] - dude, we're gonna go see the new zookeeper movie. - zookeeper 2: zookeepier! - 'kay. coming. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much. my guest tonight from broad city ilana glaryz and abbi jacobson, everybody. but before we begin tonight, i just want to say fairwell to peyton manning. one of the greatest quarterbacks in history. he is the all-time leader in passing, touchdowns, quarterback wins and balls on a trainers face, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly am he announced today that he is retooring from the nfl after 18 years, yeah. apparently he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. he will be rich, i mean missed. (applause) fairwell, peyton. so from one man covered in orange to another, i-- (laughter)

. >>> celebrities like stephen colbert and ashton kutcher are asking people to help fund teachers >>ctors, athletes and philanthropists surprised teachers with $14 million for more than 12,000 projects. go to donors choose.org and pick the school you want to help. montgomery, frederick, arlington county schools still need funding. >>> fantastic. you will get a letter from the teacher. so great. >> you pick the project. >> that's right. >>> still ahead, what kind of questions do parents answer on a job application. advisor and team who understand where you come from. we didn't really have anything, you know. but, we made do. vo: know you can craft an investment plan as strong as your values. al, how you doing. hey, mr. hamilton. vo: know that together you can establish a meaningful legacy. with the guidance and support of your dedicated pnc wealth management team. i do everything on the internet. but it's kind of slow. my friends said i should get fios because it's the fastest... i just downloaded 600 photos

salma hayek, ashton kutcher, reggie miller, mike epps, the trailer park boys will journey down from canada. and we will have music from david gilmour, lukas graham and st. lucia. please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is a former senator from new york, former secretary of state, and if things go as she hopes, will one day be former president of the united states. please welcome hillary clinton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for taking time to stop on your visit to los angeles. welcome back to our city. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: did you raise a lot of funds today? >> we're working on it. >> jimmy: you're working. do they give you the money in cash like a wedding? >> in a paper bag? it's a sack that you carry around? >> yeah. no, there are rules for this. >> jimmy: there are rules, a lot of rules. >> lots and lots of rules. >> jimmy: there are fewer rules than there used to be but there are definitely rules. >> that's true. that's why we've got to end citizens united which is the financing our democracy and campaigns that the supreme court could have made. >

. >> i'm ashton kutcher. >> i'm seth rogen. houston rockets. >> i'm the ceo of linked-in. >> i'm russell simpls. >> i'm funding all of the classroom projects in the state of iowa. >> so the regions that i am funding is from compton, california. >> we are so happy to fund all of the projects in sonoma county. >> i'm funding the classroom projects in chattanooga, tennessee. >> in the greater boston area. woo-who! i grew up in boston. >> stephen colbert inspired those donations after funding all public school projects last spring in his home state of south carolina. >> well, the best school day is probably the best thing i've ever been involved in. as you said, last spring, with the help of the people at donors choose, i helped fund every classroom project in south carolina and for those of you out there who don't know what donors choose is, it's my favorite charity, because teachers in classrooms all around the country can put up any project they want to teach their children or help their kids with, but they don't have the fund for. you want to teach a book? you don't have the book in your