ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ashton kutcher! >> jimmy: ashton kutcher! >> thank you. what's up! >> jimmy: ? he'll always have your back ? get you a dog ? >> i'm getting a dog. >> jimmy: that's a good one, right? >> hollywood anderson, that's my man right there. when you come you said, we'll come back and it's going to be anderson kutcher. i felt it. >> jimmy: i felt everyone. >> it's hot. >> jimmy: that was hot. ? get you a dog ? i can't hit it. >> it's high, it's high. >> jimmy: it's tough. how are you doing? >> you have to have your bee gees voice. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you're expecting your second child? is that right? >> yeah. inbound. inbound. >> jimmy: dude, you are a dad. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. >> yeah, yeah. making humans, yeah. you'll be a great dad, though. >> making people. how old is your -- >> 2. wyatt's 2. >> jimmy: i almost have a a 2-year-old. >>it's intense. >> jimmy: it's fun. >> you have two. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i'm getting ready to go from zone to man-to-man. [ laughter ] do you have like, any tips? 'cause it's coming. >> jimmy:

here's ashton kutcher -- >> anderson kutcher hollywood. >> jimmy:and hollywood kutcher. [ laughter ] >> on instagram. on instagram. >> hey em. >> hey, colt. >> sure, i'd love to play a a song on the jukebox. [ laughter ] what would you like to listen to? old dominion's "break up with him?" or sam hunt "breaking up in a a small town?" garth brooks, did you break up [ light laughter ] >> it's only been a day. >> oh, sorry. no pressure. so, you want to make out? [ light laughter ] >> no! don't like taylor swift. >> okay. that's suspicious. everybody likes t-swizzle. >> jimmy: t-swizzle. [ cheers and applause ] ashton kutcher, everybody! new episodes of "the ranch" are available friday on netflix! issa rae joins us after the break, stick around, everybody, ?? we are a military family. they travel a lot. every four years when we got re-stationed you think it's going to be the biggest change in your life but there's always more changes to come. the first thing that we would do when we would get into our new place was set up the beds. and when i go to t.j.maxx i buy good quality things that

. >> and ashton kutcher sits down with us, starring in another netflix series called "the ranch." he's an executive producer, in charge of the whole thing and we're going to talk to him about that and his new baby on the way, et cetera. >> then lilliana, hottest trends in handbags for the fall. who doesn't need -- there she is. a new handbag. >> me, me! >> i need one. absolutely. >> do you wear a man bag ever? >> a man bag? a murse. never. i'm back to backpacks. >> where do you put your stuff? >> a backpack. >> do i look different to you? a little early to leave the chair, do i look at all different to you? >> i like you don't wear the i like you are a free man on our hour. >> do my lines look smoother in any way? >> you look good. you always look good. >> okay. last week we discussed -- men -- showed video. >> oh, yeah. >> of men getting into spanx. >> are they on? >> what? just -- we showed you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> from the daily male. to see what women go through on a daily basis. fellas voluner so a short while ago. >> no, you did not! >> a short while ago on facebook live

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works including "the ranch" reuniting hi women "that '70s show" mates ashton kutcher. >> ashton and mila getting ready for baby two. hhw excited areeyou to watch their family grow? >> incredible. i'm behind. as a latino, really behind. >> mark consuelos also was there to hispanic achievement in television last night and the proud papa mark gave us an update on his kids with his wife kelly ripa. their son michael is a freshman in college. >> he took me out for dinner. >> he paid? >> truth be told, the money he paid with dinner, i think we daddy's girl. >> being a dad of a 15-year-old teenager, oh, my gosh. i'm -- i -- i know i hate -- i hate three people and i haven't met them. those are her first boyfriends. i haven't met them yet but i know i hate them. >> and finally, he women of "twilight" reunite. all present and accounted for at the "elle" hollywood awards last night. no word on any official show reunions. but they are amongst the honorees. >> i've known kristen stewart a for long time. such a fierce teammate and ally on set. i am very inspired by her. >> dakota presented kristen he

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