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clown what is an ass clown is it a clown that lives in a an ass. hon lift don't know. and why is he openly fantasize being clowns in the ass is that your thing at night? [ laughter ] when you have your pants down when you're at 2 a.m. reque you got your laptop open and. >> announcer: eck to hump a pillow quietly so your his problem is for eight years not one erection. he tried everything. went to office chris parties with bill o'reilly. nothing worked. now trump is president here's the twist sean hinannity his tablet his tablet you sean are the whole ass circus [ cheers and applause ] you're the juggler. you're the trapeze artist. the ass lion tamer and ass union ball ought in one car you're the wringling brothers of bafrnum and bailey of the ass clownship. you know what i think is disrespectful to the first lady cheating on her with a porn star after she has a baby. [ cheers and applause ] and go get a haircut you hippy [ laughter ] meanwhile our president today for the first time ever weighed in on stormy daniels. they asked him about the $130,00
clown what is an ass clown is it a clown that lives in a an ass. hon lift don't know. and why is he openly fantasize being clowns in the ass is that your thing at night? [ laughter ] when you have your pants down when you're at 2 a.m. reque you got your laptop open and. >> announcer: eck to hump a pillow quietly so your his problem is for eight years not one erection. he tried everything. went to office chris parties with bill o'reilly. nothing worked. now trump is president here's the...
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yeah you kid, man, you did, you already kicked ass, buddy, you kicked ass, yo you goddam righti did!uah! now, getting donald trump to do the right thing is virtually impossible. fortunately, macron seems to be the recipe for handling trump because, you see, before macron became president, he was an investment banker, so he's an expert in dealing with egotistical rich people. watch how he plays along as trump shows off his amazing technology. >> president trump gave macron a personal tour of the oval office pointing out his phone to mrs. macron. >> this is where i speak to your husband. i speak especially on this one. i'll show you. right here. >> this one? >> this one. that's supposed to be the latest and the greatest but who knows. >> this one is the stir one? >> that's secure. this isn't. ( laughter ) >> trevor: macron is acting the way an adult does when a kid shows them around their play room. he's, like, wow, donald, the phone. can you talk to people on it? he's like, uh-huh! and you remember all the numbers? >> neno, general kelly pushes tm for me. donald, do you go potty like
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money bag money bag money bag uh ♪ ♪ money bag money bag money bag he can tell from the front i got ass♪ and they all bloody gang so don't be talking sideways he said i'm protein thick you look like a -- sis m ♪ he make sure he put cardi down on his grocery list now why this -- tryna look on my snap ♪ ♪ i take your man and i won't give him back i just walk into the booth and attack ♪ ♪ i hit this grind the roof gon' collapse i been broke my whole life ♪ ♪ i have no clue what to do with these racks waist snatched ass fat straight facts ♪ ♪ got lips like angelina bentley truck tangerine uh jumping on my -- that's why they call it trampoline uh ♪ ♪ i do the maybach on monday ferrari friday this is sweet -- saturday that's just what plies say ♪ ♪ i said bae it's a snack he said it's a entrée with them pretty ass twins you look like beyoncé ♪ ♪ lookin' like money bag money bag money bag uh ♪ ♪ money bag money bag money bag yeah money bag money bag money bag uh ♪ ♪ money bag money bag money bag he can tell from the front i got ass behind me ♪ ♪ and i park my bentley truck on my versace drivew
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>> who put sprite in this old ass tea? og," airs tuesday nights at 10:30 on tbs. check this out, please. oh, my goodness. >> what do you want? >> just saying hello. >> tray, stop calling me. >> when can i meet the kids, shay? >> you want to see the kids? my kids? >> our kids. >> oh, i don't know. how about when you get a job or volunteer at a community center? something. in other words, make something of yourself. all the adults in my kids lives are positive role models and i very much want to keep it that way. >> it would probably be a waste of time to actually show your booty on camera, huh? >> boy. >> hey, wait a minute. >> get off my phone. >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] tiffany haddish and i are playing a new game called "wheel of opinions" after the break. stick around, everybody! it's going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ join t-mobile and the whole family can stay connected with new iphones. which is great... ...unless your parents thought you were studying. aren't exams this week? somebody's b
>> who put sprite in this old ass tea? og," airs tuesday nights at 10:30 on tbs. check this out, please. oh, my goodness. >> what do you want? >> just saying hello. >> tray, stop calling me. >> when can i meet the kids, shay? >> you want to see the kids? my kids? >> our kids. >> oh, i don't know. how about when you get a job or volunteer at a community center? something. in other words, make something of yourself. all the adults in my kids...
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write it down, and she is like who has an ass. i'm like cindy crawford? she is like write it down. said those are the models who you will emulate and those are your future clientds. you take that and give it to your agency. and here i am today. >> trevor: that is absolutely amazing. >> so it worked. >> trevor: you and your mom are amazing. thank you so much for being on the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: it perfect is boring, vabl now. the tyra banks, everybody. we'll be right back. (applause) experts will tell you a golden lager like budweiser is one of the most difficult styles of beer to brew. that's why we rely on generations of award winning brewmasters to brew ours. ♪ [phone ringing] hello? dale, what's up? it's dewey. what are you doing? hey could you guys keep the tinkering down? i'm trying to talk to an american legend here who's also my friend. dude, i barely know you. crazy, isn't it? i'm down here with the jocks, you're up there with the nerds. how about you march down from that box and bring me some finger snack foods? if they have wings, bring them. cottage cheese wou
write it down, and she is like who has an ass. i'm like cindy crawford? she is like write it down. said those are the models who you will emulate and those are your future clientds. you take that and give it to your agency. and here i am today. >> trevor: that is absolutely amazing. >> so it worked. >> trevor: you and your mom are amazing. thank you so much for being on the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: it perfect is boring, vabl now. the tyra banks, everybody....
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write it down, and she is like who has an ass. i'm like cindy crawford? she is like write it down. said those are the models who you will emulate and those are your future clientds. you take that and give it to your agency. and here i am today. >> trevor: that is absolutely amazing. >> so it worked. >> trevor: you and your mom are amazing. thank you so much for being on the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: it perfect is boring, vabl now. the tyra banks, everybody. we'll be right back. (applause) ♪ only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. they release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® clean water at theing: turn of a tap. and yet millions of people in the developing world walk up to 6 hours every day for water. by buying a chalice... you can join stella artois and water.org and help give back their precious time.
write it down, and she is like who has an ass. i'm like cindy crawford? she is like write it down. said those are the models who you will emulate and those are your future clientds. you take that and give it to your agency. and here i am today. >> trevor: that is absolutely amazing. >> so it worked. >> trevor: you and your mom are amazing. thank you so much for being on the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: it perfect is boring, vabl now. the tyra banks, everybody....
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ass a free podcast. i'm back tomorrow morning at 11:00 a.m. eastern right here on msnbc. that's our broadcast for tonight and goodnight from msnbc head quarters in new york. >>> happy to have you with us. where do you want to start tonight? the prospect that we're about to shoot more missiles at syria right after the president said he wanted us to have nothing to do with the war in syria anymore? there's rr also the fact that the president literally said today get ready russia. that'ser a quote. get ready, russia. as he was apparently preparing his plans to shoot missiles into syria where russia is the major organized military power on the ground. president says get ready, russia as in you guys ready? ia need anymore time? this enough notice? get ready, russia. so we can start there tonight. we can start tonight with the x-rated report about alleged secual abuse and violence by missouri's governor. that report released by the missouri state legislature and he believes there's rr no reason for him to step down. we could start with more senior trump officials leaving or the
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moskos monitoring its citizens with the government's ass. and a hundred and sixty thousand surveillance cameras is russia misusing the smartphones convenienced to control its people. next. if this is a parliament building and that is the president. then we must be in. the independent republic was created by us as. everyone has the rights to be happy. the moment in sixty minutes d.w. . most of you. with the senses. recognize. and experience the inexpressible. cultural magazine. twenty one. one g.w. . with different languages we fight for different things that's fine let me all speak up for freedom freedom of speech and freedom of press. giving freedom of choice global news that matters w. made for minds. hello and welcome to focus on europe i'm michelle henery glad to have you with us turkey is undergoing profound political change moving away from being a secular society to a country where nationalism and religion are at the forefront. and it is president gretchen types are the one who's been.
moskos monitoring its citizens with the government's ass. and a hundred and sixty thousand surveillance cameras is russia misusing the smartphones convenienced to control its people. next. if this is a parliament building and that is the president. then we must be in. the independent republic was created by us as. everyone has the rights to be happy. the moment in sixty minutes d.w. . most of you. with the senses. recognize. and experience the inexpressible. cultural magazine. twenty one. one...
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. >> i have one thing to say to you kiss my fat ass. >> i read in the book you wanted to do it over so >> i have a responsibility to be strong, to be noble and to say kiss my fat ass like this. i thought any emotion, any tears was weak. >> i met up with tyra and her mom to talk about their new book perfect is boring. i had to find out about 2-year-old york. >> do you want to give him a sibling? >> she does. >> i said don't let him be this rotten only child. >> i wanted three. now i'm happy with one. >> just so you know tyra's mother did not let that go. i don't know tyra. could be another. all right still ahead -- >> roseanne on top and feisty as ever. her message to fan. >> stop doing that. >> then tracy morgan's comedy come back. a look at his new show with tiffany haddish. >> barbecue on the set, music playing. then we get down to work. >> and -- >> oh, my god. >> only we're with jlaw's favorite tv housewife. three reasons you should be paying attend shown to countess luann. >> closed captioning provided by -- ♪ >> what do you think about president trump taking credit for your ratin
. >> i have one thing to say to you kiss my fat ass. >> i read in the book you wanted to do it over so >> i have a responsibility to be strong, to be noble and to say kiss my fat ass like this. i thought any emotion, any tears was weak. >> i met up with tyra and her mom to talk about their new book perfect is boring. i had to find out about 2-year-old york. >> do you want to give him a sibling? >> she does. >> i said don't let him be this rotten only...
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i have a responsibility to be strong, to be noble and to say kit my fat ass like this. fougthought any tears was weak. >> i met up to talk about their new book "perfect and boring." but i had to find out about 2-year-old york. >> don't let him be rotten. >> i wanted three. now i'm happy. >> i don't know, tyra, what momma wants momma gets. moving on now, this pair max and peta. they're on their confidential u.s. tour with max's brother, and they're in new york city last week. brooke anderson found out just how revealing their show gets. ♪ >> this has got to be the sexiest dance of the show. one lucky fan getting to be a little handsy with max. ♪ >> this show in particular tells your story, your relationship, the ups, the downs, the breakups. >> it's very emotional. there's been a couple of times where i had to cry on stage. >> this is very personal. this is on the inside. >> this is super personal. >> to help prep for the show, they do a stretching and yoga routine. but behind the scenes, it's 15-month-old shy who is the real star, and she's giving val all the feels. val
i have a responsibility to be strong, to be noble and to say kit my fat ass like this. fougthought any tears was weak. >> i met up to talk about their new book "perfect and boring." but i had to find out about 2-year-old york. >> don't let him be rotten. >> i wanted three. now i'm happy. >> i don't know, tyra, what momma wants momma gets. moving on now, this pair max and peta. they're on their confidential u.s. tour with max's brother, and they're in new york...
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>> megyn kelly ass-bitch. what do you think you're doing?ve anything else to add on that topic. ♪ ♪ >> hey! >> first off, this is a robbery. also, we're not going to be take anything questions today. >> should we put our hands up? >> oh! >> i said no questions! >> freeze! >> these people don't care about me freezing. they care about putting food on the table. that's why i'm appropriating these-- not for me, but for the american people. >> this is your last warning. >> just give her the jewels, asshole. >> i think we've already pursued this line of questioning, so if there's nothing else, i'm going to call it a day. ( applause ) ♪ i've never seen a girl as sweet as you ♪ if i could have a dream i'd have a dream of you ♪ my love >> the american people elected a fighter. they didn't elect somebody to sit back and do nothing. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) what is this? nongenemodi... nongen... oh, triscuit! is non-geneticallmodified. nongenemodiscuit. triscuit is non-gmo project verifi. trisc
>> megyn kelly ass-bitch. what do you think you're doing?ve anything else to add on that topic. ♪ ♪ >> hey! >> first off, this is a robbery. also, we're not going to be take anything questions today. >> should we put our hands up? >> oh! >> i said no questions! >> freeze! >> these people don't care about me freezing. they care about putting food on the table. that's why i'm appropriating these-- not for me, but for the american people....
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so i can get to ♪ getting over you and make it burn ♪ the whole way down lay my six foot four inch asske a shot of whiskey ♪ and shoot me straight ♪ ♪ don't give me that ♪ salt shaker and lime don't give me that come back ♪ chaser this time don't muddle it up ♪ don't water it down give me everything you got ♪ right here, right now make it burn ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ make it burn the whole way down ♪ lay my six foot four inch ass out on the ground ♪ yeah, tomorrow i'll have me a hard hangover ♪ and one hell of a heartache pour it on like ♪ a shot of whiskey and shoot me straight ♪ ♪ and shoot me straight come on, come on, come on ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: their new album, "port saint joe," came out on friday! brothers osborne, everybody! we'll be right back. to move california forward, we need to help more californians get ahead. that's why antonio villaraigosa brought both parties together to balance the state budget with record investments in public schools... and new career training programs. as mayor of la, he
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stray from the dominant narrative all of the war in syria will lead you to being accused of being an ass that apology politics that's been the criticism of some here in the u.k. and there are those who say that this current environment again resembling somewhat of a witch hunt isn't conducive to free speech and to free investigation an inquiry over the events of not just the weekend but the past seven years of the u.k.'s policy towards syria and its support of the opposition groups there international politics lecturer dr tara mccormack revealed what it's like to be one of the academics on the receiving end of the time so time. well i mean it's not ridiculous you know within the working group we have a range of different opinions oh and international relations and so probably have tweeted various things about alleged chemical attack tweeting to snopes signifie necessarily into it that's also a different thing from academic research that it existed to bizarro much time to smear guilt by association piece social media. ridiculous attempt simply to shut down the working group that presumabl
stray from the dominant narrative all of the war in syria will lead you to being accused of being an ass that apology politics that's been the criticism of some here in the u.k. and there are those who say that this current environment again resembling somewhat of a witch hunt isn't conducive to free speech and to free investigation an inquiry over the events of not just the weekend but the past seven years of the u.k.'s policy towards syria and its support of the opposition groups there...
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ass a result of russia business. this makes running the can country difficult. boente's hand written notes as what comey edescribed the president as saying to him. compare that to what james comey himself said publicly about the interaction with the president. >>> you describe two phone calls you received from president trump, one on march 30th and one on april 11th where he quote described the russia investigation ass a cloud that was impairing his ability end quote as president and asked you quote to lift the cloud end quote. how did you intrp areerate that? and what did you believe he wanted you to do? >> i interpreted that as he was frustrated that the russia investigation was taking up so much time and energy i think he meant of the executive branch but in the public square in general and it was making it difficult for him to focus on other priorities of his. >> so comey tells congress the russia business was a cloud the president believed was impairing his ability as president. that's what he said to congress out loud. comey explains that the same way to d
ass a result of russia business. this makes running the can country difficult. boente's hand written notes as what comey edescribed the president as saying to him. compare that to what james comey himself said publicly about the interaction with the president. >>> you describe two phone calls you received from president trump, one on march 30th and one on april 11th where he quote described the russia investigation ass a cloud that was impairing his ability end quote as president and...
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like i like to say it just a ass clown. gameme on.on't care on the comedy side of things, this has crossed the line. i'm laying down this gauntlet tonight because i'm a little tired of taking on innocent women reading to children and picking on kids that other people have done here and the sanctimony that comes out of people. >> the hatred that is coming from the left is shocking. i have gotten the hypocrisy of hollywood for years as have you, these people are in a den of iniquity, for them to turn around and look at our first lady, make fun of her accent is really the lowest of the low. i applaud you for doing this. these people are haters and they are not to be tolerated. america will reject them in the next election. >> judge i'm throwing down the gauntlet, i'm not going to stop -- they are going to stop by the time it's done, it's not going to end with me. it's going to end when he apologizes to melania t trump. >> he should apologize on the air where the insult happens, what in that venue. i just wonder if that would actually hap
like i like to say it just a ass clown. gameme on.on't care on the comedy side of things, this has crossed the line. i'm laying down this gauntlet tonight because i'm a little tired of taking on innocent women reading to children and picking on kids that other people have done here and the sanctimony that comes out of people. >> the hatred that is coming from the left is shocking. i have gotten the hypocrisy of hollywood for years as have you, these people are in a den of iniquity, for...
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i know that well, you kissed obama's ass and so on and so forth. that's fine.p in mind, this is a guy who preaches from high horse night after night after night just about how unrighteous and just he really is. take a look. >> hey, maybe we won't talk about donald trump much tonight and then he opened his mouth and all manner of stupid came out. i feel i can say it the president is completely unhinged. >> you don't mind if republicans turn off your show they are not watching anymore. >> i wouldn't say i don't mind. i would love everybody with the television watch my show. if they are so turned off by my opinion on healthcare and gun violence, then i don't know. i probably won't want to have a conversation with them anyway. >> good riddance. >> not good riddance but riddance. >> sean: doing it so easily accessible. so easy. good riddance, riddance to people who won't watch the show dismiss half the country? focus on trying to be funny instead of pushing liberal talking points that you get from chuck schumer. and for kimmel's creepy past. we didn't need a team of
i know that well, you kissed obama's ass and so on and so forth. that's fine.p in mind, this is a guy who preaches from high horse night after night after night just about how unrighteous and just he really is. take a look. >> hey, maybe we won't talk about donald trump much tonight and then he opened his mouth and all manner of stupid came out. i feel i can say it the president is completely unhinged. >> you don't mind if republicans turn off your show they are not watching...
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let's kick some ass. ♪ >> oh, [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's dwayne johnson!om friday. that's fun. you can explain to your child daddy was in a movie where he and a monkey were fighting a lizard. >> yes i understand that. that's what i was doing for you g for you . >> the cg i is fantastic. >> it was fantastic. we had weda the created lord of the rings and avatar. so inspired by this. very excited. . >> jimmy: when you're acting with the gorilla is there a giant tennis ball. >> great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> wonderful question. it generally a lot of times in cgi movies there's a tennis ball, green screen in this case we used motion capture techni l technology, much like planet of the apes, considered for oscar, we have is someone study the mannerisms of the gorilla for years, he is 66'9" with motion capture cameras everywhere and he was my gorilla my best friend george. in emotional scenes he would be sad and he studied gorillas and it was spectacular that's why a lot of people are responding to the movie because when you see it and you see al bino go
let's kick some ass. ♪ >> oh, [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's dwayne johnson!om friday. that's fun. you can explain to your child daddy was in a movie where he and a monkey were fighting a lizard. >> yes i understand that. that's what i was doing for you g for you . >> the cg i is fantastic. >> it was fantastic. we had weda the created lord of the rings and avatar. so inspired by this. very excited. . >> jimmy: when you're acting with the...
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reba kick somebody's ass?. your face remains the same. forever. >> well because technically, i actually don't age. i'm, i suffer from stage 4, well what would they call it, immortality. >> jimmy: immortal? i didn't know that. what does that mean exactly? >> you know it is a thing. many years ago i helped an old lady across the street, she was, a witch, and you know since then, you know i've, i just don't age. >> jimmy: obviously a joke, right, you didn't help an old lady. but i mean, it doesn't seem like it is a joke. >> oh, jimmy, i am not kidding. >> jimmy: oh, what does that mean you are not kidding. >> i sent your producer photos it i thought it might come up. and you can see -- i have been around for a long time. >> jimmy: that's you. that guy is you? >> no, no, can you just -- there we go. >> jimmy: that's you. that is you. wow. >> i kissed one dozen sailors that day. >> jimmy: you did, you got in the kissing thing. >> i certainly did. >> little hard. what is this. the civil war? >> yes, indeed it is. yo
reba kick somebody's ass?. your face remains the same. forever. >> well because technically, i actually don't age. i'm, i suffer from stage 4, well what would they call it, immortality. >> jimmy: immortal? i didn't know that. what does that mean exactly? >> you know it is a thing. many years ago i helped an old lady across the street, she was, a witch, and you know since then, you know i've, i just don't age. >> jimmy: obviously a joke, right, you didn't help an old...
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you better get your ass up and stop being a god dammed coward. all right. good night. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody! welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. take a seat! thank you for coming in. or guest tonight, here to talk about getting girls into software coding, supermodel and founder of "kode with klossy," charles manson is here, everybody. but first, baseball season is in full swing, and i mean, like, full swing. >> two big fights breaking out on the baseball diamond, the bitter rivalry between the yankees and red sox boiling over last night. hut by a pitch tyler austin, and to the mound he goes. both teams stormed a field that early in colorado, rocky starter nolan arenado, charging the pitcher. wild melee. even the bullpen pitchers made it out on to the fold. >> trevor: so what the hell? ( laughter ) who the hell is going on here? it's like they all
you better get your ass up and stop being a god dammed coward. all right. good night. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody! welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. take a seat! thank you for coming in. or guest tonight, here to talk about getting girls into...
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being an ass that apology politics that's been the criticism of some here in the u.k. and it's not just the print media we've seen an interview on the b.b.c. with lord west now he's an individual who is part of the military establishment not somebody who could perhaps easily be dismissed and i thought apologist and he went on the b.b.c. if he has used chemical weapons it's absolutely right to rafa crosses knuckles but i just wonder you know we've had some bad experiences on intelligence given that we're in an information war. with russia on so many fronts do you think perhaps it's inadvisable to be stating this so publicly given your your position and your profile isn't there a danger that you're muddying the waters and there are those who say that this current environment isn't conducive to free speech and to free investigation and inquiry over the events of not just the weekend but the past seven years of the u.k.'s policy towards syria and its support of the opposition groups there and that is leading many to question whether the u.k. will continue to make the same
being an ass that apology politics that's been the criticism of some here in the u.k. and it's not just the print media we've seen an interview on the b.b.c. with lord west now he's an individual who is part of the military establishment not somebody who could perhaps easily be dismissed and i thought apologist and he went on the b.b.c. if he has used chemical weapons it's absolutely right to rafa crosses knuckles but i just wonder you know we've had some bad experiences on intelligence given...
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he'll beat your ass. >> he will. >> jimmy: you have on rotten tomatoes, you have a perfect score withuse ] i'm going to admit is surprising for a movie that basically the title is profanity. i mean, it is. >> it's interpretive profanity. maybe that's why they're attaching themselves to it. it's new, avant-garde. >> jimmy: which is more fun for you acting in film or wrestling live acting in wrestling? whatever you want to call wrestling. >> you get to be in front of an audience every night. so you know the thrill of a live audience. [ cheers ] theirs nothing like it. but the ability to be able to be in part of something like that and be a different character and tell a different story, that's fun. that's fun. so i do like them both. but there's nothing that compares to the energy of a live audience. >> jimmy: your dad is still a wrestler, a wrestling promoter. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's a wrestling promoter? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you would, i would assume go and see that. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: you never went? >> no. so i began to gain notoriety in the wwe and my name
he'll beat your ass. >> he will. >> jimmy: you have on rotten tomatoes, you have a perfect score withuse ] i'm going to admit is surprising for a movie that basically the title is profanity. i mean, it is. >> it's interpretive profanity. maybe that's why they're attaching themselves to it. it's new, avant-garde. >> jimmy: which is more fun for you acting in film or wrestling live acting in wrestling? whatever you want to call wrestling. >> you get to be in front of...
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you're an ass[bleep] sammy: i'm not an ass[bleep] i'm not an ass[bleep] lemonis: joe, come on.ously. -lemonis: i know that. sammy: i'm not an ass [bleep] we have girls that i've just found out that have been working for us for years that just got fired just like that. that's bull [bleep] what did she do? joe t.: do you run this restaurant? or do you just want to advocate for pretty girl? don't make the mistake of saying my name and bull[bleep] again, bro. i gave you a pass just now. don't do that again. lemonis: joe, let me ask you a question. who's the girl that you fired? joe t.: the girl i fired? -lemonis: who is it? -sammy: nikki. lemonis: who is that right there? it all happened so fast. when sammy started confronting joe about the fact that this employee was fired, i see this man in the parking lot leaning against his car, and he's giving all of us this bit of a death stare. sammy: that's nikki's dad. joe t.: holy [bleep] sammy: that's gonna be a problem. lemonis: if your business is in trouble and you need my help, log on to... and it's also a story mail aabout people an
you're an ass[bleep] sammy: i'm not an ass[bleep] i'm not an ass[bleep] lemonis: joe, come on.ously. -lemonis: i know that. sammy: i'm not an ass [bleep] we have girls that i've just found out that have been working for us for years that just got fired just like that. that's bull [bleep] what did she do? joe t.: do you run this restaurant? or do you just want to advocate for pretty girl? don't make the mistake of saying my name and bull[bleep] again, bro. i gave you a pass just now. don't do...
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let's kick some ass. ♪ >> oh, [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's dwayne johnson!g able to explain to your child like that, daddy was off selling a movie where he and a monkey fight a lizard. >> yes, you understand that. yes. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing for you. >> but, daddy, who's my snoot cgi was fantastic. >> it was fantastic. we had weda, who created lord of the rings and "avatar." so inspired by this. very excited. >> jimmy: when you're acting with the gorilla, is there a giant tennis ball there or -- >> great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> wonderful question. general in cgi movies, a lot of times there's a tennis ball, green screen. in this case, we used motion capture technology. much like "planet of the apes," who was considered for an oscar. we have someone study the mannerisms of the gorilla for years, he is 6'9" with motion capture cameras everywhere and he was my gorilla, he was my best friend george. in emotional scenes he would be sad and he studied gorillas and -- was primatologist. so it was spectacular. that's why a lot of people are resp
let's kick some ass. ♪ >> oh, [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's dwayne johnson!g able to explain to your child like that, daddy was off selling a movie where he and a monkey fight a lizard. >> yes, you understand that. yes. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing for you. >> but, daddy, who's my snoot cgi was fantastic. >> it was fantastic. we had weda, who created lord of the rings and "avatar." so inspired by this. very excited. >>...
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i know that well, you kissed obama's ass and so on and so forth. that's fine.p in mind, this is a guy who preaches from high horse night after night after night just about how unrighteous and just he really is. take a look. >> hey, maybe we won't talk about donald trump much tonight and then he opened his mouth and all manner of stupid came out. i feel i can say it the president is completely unhinged. >> you don't mind if republicans turn off your show they are not watching anymore. >> i wouldn't say i don't mind. i would love everybody with the television watch my show. if they are so turned off by my opinion on healthcare and gun violence, then i don't know. i probably won't want to have a conversation with them anyway. >> good riddance. >> not good riddance but riddance. >> sean: doing it so easily accessible. so easy. good riddance, riddance to people who won't watch the show dismiss half the country? focus on trying to be funny instead of pushing liberal talking points that you get from chuck schumer. and for kimmel's creepy past. we didn't need a team of
i know that well, you kissed obama's ass and so on and so forth. that's fine.p in mind, this is a guy who preaches from high horse night after night after night just about how unrighteous and just he really is. take a look. >> hey, maybe we won't talk about donald trump much tonight and then he opened his mouth and all manner of stupid came out. i feel i can say it the president is completely unhinged. >> you don't mind if republicans turn off your show they are not watching...
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nice well formed ways to bring my royal college of ass to protect christendom and spread to the truth. are we going to fight the enemy entire. time. and steered by courageous decisions we must treat. the germans for starting may thirteenth on d w. play play. play .
nice well formed ways to bring my royal college of ass to protect christendom and spread to the truth. are we going to fight the enemy entire. time. and steered by courageous decisions we must treat. the germans for starting may thirteenth on d w. play play. play .
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he was stealing from me, i stabbed his ass as many times as i could. given time, at any given one of these [bleep], man, what you think i'm gonna do? i'm gonna try to murder one of these [ bleep ]. feeling me? bottom line is we gonna see each other again, man. whether in here or in prison. when we see each other again, i promise to you i'm gonna wipe the smile off of all their faces. >>> just pulled that out of there. >> a jail shakedown recovers a huge stash of contraband. >> this might be a first more me. >> me and my boyfriend were out one night and whatever he did is what landed us in here. >> a young couple is charged where robbery and murder. >> i know what i did and did not do.
he was stealing from me, i stabbed his ass as many times as i could. given time, at any given one of these [bleep], man, what you think i'm gonna do? i'm gonna try to murder one of these [ bleep ]. feeling me? bottom line is we gonna see each other again, man. whether in here or in prison. when we see each other again, i promise to you i'm gonna wipe the smile off of all their faces. >>> just pulled that out of there. >> a jail shakedown recovers a huge stash of contraband....
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its new president me grell the us going to hell and the hand-picked successor to rove construct the ass canal vows to continue the country's revolution more than sixty years on from the communist uprising also coming up french president emanuel mcconnell brings his charm offensive to berlin in search of a new were formed but shells are going to go give his pricey proposals a lukewarm reception and israel turns seventy as a nation celebrates its founding the prime minister calls on israelis to make sacrifices to ensure the country's future safety. and well iraq thank you very much for your company everyone. cuba has a new president and his name isn't castro for the first time since the communist revolution more than a half century ago the country's leader does not hail from the castro family who. has been sworn in as the country's new president replacing our own castro cuban lawmakers have decided to elect the ask him how he could rule for a maximum of two five year terms d.s. cannot climb through the ranks of the. ominous party for decades he has now said his mandate is to give continui
its new president me grell the us going to hell and the hand-picked successor to rove construct the ass canal vows to continue the country's revolution more than sixty years on from the communist uprising also coming up french president emanuel mcconnell brings his charm offensive to berlin in search of a new were formed but shells are going to go give his pricey proposals a lukewarm reception and israel turns seventy as a nation celebrates its founding the prime minister calls on israelis to...
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authority senior officers planned the roadside bombing of his convoy palestinian president blames ham ass for the attack which is the rail reconciliation efforts with the rival fatah half faction in the occupied west bank those are the headlines. al-jazeera is a very important force of information for many people around the world when all the cameras are gone i'm still here go into areas that nobody else is going to talk to people that nobody else is talking to and bringing that story to the forefront.
authority senior officers planned the roadside bombing of his convoy palestinian president blames ham ass for the attack which is the rail reconciliation efforts with the rival fatah half faction in the occupied west bank those are the headlines. al-jazeera is a very important force of information for many people around the world when all the cameras are gone i'm still here go into areas that nobody else is going to talk to people that nobody else is talking to and bringing that story to the...
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can kiss my russian ass. one of history's greatest villains to one of history's greatest heroes the extraordinary life and untimely death of reverend martin luther king has been the subject of numerous films and documentaries fifty years after racist shot him dead we pay tribute to king's life with this sort of magic. that double that ain't doing a lot to keep but. thousands respond to martin luther king's cool to protest in march one thousand nine hundred sixty find the troopers brutally attacked the marches with tear gas clubs and horses. the events from that day in selma were turned into a film for the first time in two thousand and fourteen. we need your help dr king this thing is just going to have to wait it cannot wait you got one big issue i can hundred wife martin luther king believes nonviolent resistance is the path to black civil rights in america. his words fill many with hope. i have a dream. that one day. there's a nation will rise up. and live out the true meaning of it occurring. but many gro
can kiss my russian ass. one of history's greatest villains to one of history's greatest heroes the extraordinary life and untimely death of reverend martin luther king has been the subject of numerous films and documentaries fifty years after racist shot him dead we pay tribute to king's life with this sort of magic. that double that ain't doing a lot to keep but. thousands respond to martin luther king's cool to protest in march one thousand nine hundred sixty find the troopers brutally...
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sit your ass down, man. stay still. >> over a period of 26 years, cruz has spent time not only in bergen county but several other new jersey jails and prisons for dozens of convictions. they include assault, distribution of drugs, burglary, illegal possession of firearms, criminal sexual contact, and endangering the welfare of a child. >> so y'all would have came here last week, you would have saw me over in that corner smoking my weed and [ bleep ]. but you came this week. i ain't got no more [ bleep ], you know. >> cruz is now back on a charge of drug possession with intent to distribute in a school zone. he has pled not guilty and is awaiting trial. >> one thing i am, i'm a fighting master. i'm like picasso with these things. i would dress your ass up real good, and if you give me a blade or a burner, i make a masterpiece. there's nothing that -- i bow down to no man, you know what i mean. that's officers, inmates, whatever you want to call them, dogs. >> the lieutenant, who has a long history with cruz w
sit your ass down, man. stay still. >> over a period of 26 years, cruz has spent time not only in bergen county but several other new jersey jails and prisons for dozens of convictions. they include assault, distribution of drugs, burglary, illegal possession of firearms, criminal sexual contact, and endangering the welfare of a child. >> so y'all would have came here last week, you would have saw me over in that corner smoking my weed and [ bleep ]. but you came this week. i ain't...
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. >> roy choi: it's a trippy state of romanticism, like i'm very hard-assed, too.hit. you get what you get. if you complain, i take the food out of your hands. i give you your money back. but within those rules, there's a lot of love, and there's, there's a lot of care. >> anthony: across town in venice is a-frame, roy's first brick- and-mortar. >> roy choi: this used to be an ihop, so everything's -- >> anthony: oh, yeah? >> roy choi: yeah, everything's really narrow. >> anthony: ah, hence the, uh, the shape. it's heavily influenced by local takes on hawaiian cooking, not that you'd necessarily notice. every dish designed to be eaten with the hands. what's good? the baby back ribs are air-dried, braised, then breaded and fried. lean cod tacos treated like shawarma. beer can crackling chicken -- it's brined, rotisseried, then air-dried like peking duck, then fried. meanwhile, not too far away, on sawtelle, a kogi truck pulls up, stops, reverses back to the corner. before the awning is even up, there's already a line. hungry people have been waiting in cars or aroun
. >> roy choi: it's a trippy state of romanticism, like i'm very hard-assed, too.hit. you get what you get. if you complain, i take the food out of your hands. i give you your money back. but within those rules, there's a lot of love, and there's, there's a lot of care. >> anthony: across town in venice is a-frame, roy's first brick- and-mortar. >> roy choi: this used to be an ihop, so everything's -- >> anthony: oh, yeah? >> roy choi: yeah, everything's really...
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many reforms remain a work in progress i have yet to begin well the ass canal approached him head on doowop. we'll find out in twenty twenty one when it will be his turn to wear to boots. now china's top diplomat says nepal is a natural heir if the cooperation between his country and india wang was on a visit to his landlocked neighbor which is then it is sick about chinese plans for new roads and rail lines that so far india has been cool to beijing's office of improved trading. mt everest could be the world's biggest trade barrier for years nepal has enjoyed it splendid isolation thanks to the himalayas. but china has an ambitious plan to get its goods to market around the world faster as well as improve ties with india. and nepal doesn't want to stand in its way. and if paul wants to show its geographic advantage and be a link between china and india it could be the bridge linking to big neighboring countries and benefit from our developments. direct links from china to india through mountainous nepal are a key part of beijing's belt and road initiative and would mean being able t
many reforms remain a work in progress i have yet to begin well the ass canal approached him head on doowop. we'll find out in twenty twenty one when it will be his turn to wear to boots. now china's top diplomat says nepal is a natural heir if the cooperation between his country and india wang was on a visit to his landlocked neighbor which is then it is sick about chinese plans for new roads and rail lines that so far india has been cool to beijing's office of improved trading. mt everest...
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oma is the victim of a war she doesn't even understand she lost her right leg during an asse strike in east aleppo the memories still haunt the ten year old to this day with the aid of a prosthetic leg and lots of practice marja to learn to walk again. the family has since moved to ghazi untapped in southeast turkey and the syrian border. daily life with a person is difficult but marjah doesn't give up. most. days start very early. and they are exhausting. if i would like to visit him or her some children when they wake up they just jump out of their beds wash their faces get dressed take their bags and go i need an hour to properly put on my leg and if it doesn't work i need to ask my mom for help . two days she did it alone. in the kitchen prepares breakfast she enjoys helping around the house. the family of seven lives in a small apartment but only margie does mother's aliya and her little brother ebro him up there now margie does father is already at work and her other siblings aren't at home. so would you like some more bread. but this is a in twenty thirteen the family fled syria
oma is the victim of a war she doesn't even understand she lost her right leg during an asse strike in east aleppo the memories still haunt the ten year old to this day with the aid of a prosthetic leg and lots of practice marja to learn to walk again. the family has since moved to ghazi untapped in southeast turkey and the syrian border. daily life with a person is difficult but marjah doesn't give up. most. days start very early. and they are exhausting. if i would like to visit him or her...
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tripoli benghazi current too but that thirty five degrees and as we head into tuesday rising slightly ass one for the south forty degrees some of the current two in sudan now into central parts of africa we got some showers across east africa through to uganda also for west africa cameroon is looking to see some showers and also a specialist effect lagos nigeria also with highs here of thirty one. water an essential resource for all humankind across europe pressure to recognise water as a human right and put its management back into public hands is increasing i think that the european commission would be very very glad those was a prophet as asian on anybody is the only field. goals people who seem ever to have something to invest the profit of they want are up to the last drop on al-jazeera. welcome back just a quick look at the top stories for you now united states says it won't pull out troops from syria or engage in any direct talks with the president bashar al assad speaking on us media ambassador nikki haley also admitted relations with russia very strained with new sanctions to be
tripoli benghazi current too but that thirty five degrees and as we head into tuesday rising slightly ass one for the south forty degrees some of the current two in sudan now into central parts of africa we got some showers across east africa through to uganda also for west africa cameroon is looking to see some showers and also a specialist effect lagos nigeria also with highs here of thirty one. water an essential resource for all humankind across europe pressure to recognise water as a human...
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it seemed to be a kind of scattergun approach basically along the lines of what it certainly was an ass but it could have been any number of other countries or state actors that might of one since the script is dead because any number of countries could have either obtained or produced their own knowledge or now what we're hearing from the russians is that while it still was an ass but actually what they are saying is that this was a false flag operation that was concocted crudely by the russians sorry by the u.k. and u.s. intelligence services basically to smear russia that's this and so now. the so-called scruple case has become a stage a pretext for an unprecedented the expulsion of russian diplomats not just from britain and the united states but also from other countries that were made to do so with an open mockery of diplomatic efforts i'd like to stress that we will continue to respond to those unfriendly steps but at the same time we would like to find the truth and we assist on a fair unbiased investigation have to be held in line with the principle of the convention of the pro
it seemed to be a kind of scattergun approach basically along the lines of what it certainly was an ass but it could have been any number of other countries or state actors that might of one since the script is dead because any number of countries could have either obtained or produced their own knowledge or now what we're hearing from the russians is that while it still was an ass but actually what they are saying is that this was a false flag operation that was concocted crudely by the...