move your ass move your ass move your ass home biggity big, biggity big ? ? biggity big biggity big come on come on biggity big let's go ? ? biggity big you gotta she wanna ? ? biggity big come on come on biggity big you gotta ? ? elliphant. [ cheers and applause ] >>> the sedgwick county sheriff is used to working alongside prosecutors. sheriff tom hannah is used working with people who have charges against them. sheriff tom hannah is no longer the acting sheriff in sedgwick county. by law those duties now fall on the county coroner. tom hannah faces felony charges involving the sexual assault of a developmentally disabled inmate. you won't hear tom hannah speak. the judge allowed our cameras to capture pictures but no sound. as the charges were read, a head said more than words could. >> i have the utmost confidence in the other sheriffs in our district. i don't want this to reflect poorly upon all rural sheriffs. >> reporter: brittany luton is used to working with sheriff hannah. yesterday she made the arrest along with the colorado bureau of investigation

i'm going to beat his ass. >> who? >> that retarded alien next door. >> the inmate next to elijah has mental health issues and was placed in the bubble because he is known to cause disruption and disturb inmates around him. >> he would be yelling at elijah. if we keep him in general population he'd yell at everybody. we keep him confined. easier to deal with one individual next to him. >> he wakes up every morning at 2:00 and he goes to talking like an alien or whatever. one of them things from outer space. he says something. but i asked him to be quiet like man come on. be quiet. [ bleep ] go to sleep. okay. i was tired of it. you call me [ bleep ] one too many times and i can't get to you. i have to flood you out. now they got my water cut off. your water got to be cut off. you're going to smell your own [ bleep ] too if i have to smell mine. >> they were exchanging profanities towards each other so we took his socks because he likes to shove those down the toilet and flush it. this time he stuck his arm down the toi

i said, "punk ass, get in the cell."how she got her name. >> he's kind of a rebel, i would say she is. everybody else, you're supposed to keep your cat on a leash, whatever. well, you sit out here and look out the window around 2:00 or 2:30, bringing his big old fat butt out here, going down the street, hanging out. >> she's kind of known as the only person that can run around all day and night long without getting a charge. >> punk ass, come here. come here, mommy. come here. what's wrong? what your ears doing sticking up like that for? >> when you're walking through here at night, he will get an ankle or two. he loves to get the moths and the butterflies. he goes all over this institution. >> but hill never worries about her well-being. >> nobody is going to do anything to her. i wouldn't even -- if somebody hurt her, i wouldn't even have a chance to get to them. >> why? >> because somebody else would handle it before i got a chance to. you know, everybody loves this cat. if you don't like this cat and this cat don't l

we gon' prolly dig holes and if your ass do win.ù yea, yeah!d trump no donald trump yeah, yea, no donald trump yeah, yeah, no donald trump yeah, no donald trump yeah, no donald trump yeah, yea, no donald trump yeah, yeah, no donald trump, yeah, yeah, no donald trump, yeah we the youth we the people of tomorrow of this country we got a voice too we will be seen we will be heard! hold up, i mess with mexicans, got a plug with mexicans want a little, need a switch, who i call? a mexican this comedy central ass dude couldn't be the president hold up, nip, tell the world how you ---- with mexicans it wouldn't be the usa without mexicans and if it's time to team up, let's begin black love, brown pride in the sets again white people feel the same as my next of kin if we let this dude win, god bless the kids god bless the kids, this kid is wicked and wigged when me and nip link, that's bloods and crips where your l.a. rally? we gon' crash your -- ! no donald trump no donald trump yeah, yea no donald trump (i don't like you) yeah, yeah no donald trump (

they can kiss my ass.aking 20 days in the hole. >> do you have a sleep problem or is that just a last-ditch effort -- >> yeah, it is a little bit of a lie. i do have a sleeping problem a little bit. i don't like to get up. i don't like to get up. but the whole sleeping disorder thing, i made that up. i ain't going to three. >>> coming up -- >> you are a grown man, sir. you are a grown man. >> i know it. >> garrett pleads his case. and brandon agner's release hits a snag. >>> at the chatham county detention center in savannah, georgia, garrett was only a few days away from graduating from the jail's substance abuse program when he received his third idr or inmate disciplinary report. this time for refusing to follow the program's rules to wake up at 5:30 a.m. at the risk of receiving a longer disciplinary sentence, bill iter has decided to challenge the idr at a hearing. if he's given any sentence longer than 14 days, he will be sent to disciplinary segregation forcing his removal from the substance abuse p

let's beat their ass? you like that. >> no, i think people have misplaced aggression.ion is in the wrong place and they have to put that aggression somewhere else into getting things done. >> where should they put the aggression. >> more training. they need to put it where the people who can change it. our elected officials need to do more, our governor needs to do more. there's a substantial amount of black people in the community that are doing good. >> we've had the first black president in the history of the united states and 58% increase of black americans on food stamps and 20% increase of barack americblack american labor force since obama has been president. have his policies been good for black meamerica. >> is barack obama the only one that can bring jobs to this city? no. >> no, but he's the president. have things gotten better for black americans under barack obama? i'm asking because if you looked at it black -- >> it's george bush, it's bill clinton, it's reagan. black people have been suffering for decades. >> wake up. >> people have been suffering for y

scalp his ass.eel it [ bleep ] back. >> peel it back. >> and authorities try to get to the bottom of the brawl. >> you're not helping me out in the situation. >> i'm not saying nothing. >>> down the middle. straight down the middle. right down the middle. >> the fourth avenue jail in maricopa county, arizona, houses more than 2,000 male inmates, including those considered to pose the highest security risk. racial tensions run high in this facility, as inmate cecil kunkel discovered shortly after our interview with him in which he showed off his many tattoos. kunkel and the inmate he fought, robert hurd, were placed in isolation cells and were unavailable to us, pending an investigation. but hurd's friends made their feelings about kunkel crystal clear. >> we don't like cecil kunkel. >> you see that swastika on his head, going to get carved right off. >> yeah, man. >> scalp his ass. take the whole thing off. >> peel it [ bleep ] back. >> peel it back. >> how does everybody know cecil? >> because when

what's serena williams got and beyonce got-- can i say ass? she's got a great ass. sorry, president barack obama, she does you know. >> stephen: know he can hear everything you are saying. he's got those big ears. he also has an army. so i would watch out i mean that in the nicest possible way. >> i mean that in the nicest possible way. she is the epitome of everything that is beautiful about black women, michelle obama. >> stephen: do you think she should run? >> no, i don't want her to age like barack has. she hasn't aged at all yet. but as soon as she becomes president, because she could win, she'd start aging like a white woman. i'm sorry. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. that is the architect of aggravation. "the breakfast club" is available on iheartradio. charlamagne tha god, everybody! we'll be right back. ? ? ? ( applause ) i got shot down over vietnam and spent eleven months in a pow camp. what donald trump said about our members of the military being captured is a disgrace. he's a war hero because he was captured. i like people that weren't c

see, the 3 is an ass, and then the squiggly is diarrhea. and why we didn't just use the fucking letter "m," i'll... if you're ever in prison and you happen to sneak a phone in, you'll probably want to use this one. it's "i'm going to shank you in the yard to earn the respect of the cholos." you got a knife. knife equals... and then you got a little sombrero hat with eyes and the moustache. that equals a happy cholo. i've had to text my assistant this one a time or two. "i forgot to put my half-eaten veggie burger away, now there are ants." "aah, can't talk right now, the ghost owl is back!" do your part to make these catch on. good job, good effort. good job, good effort. good night. - nice shoes, asshole! >> trevor: from philadelphia, democracy, we did it! it's the 2016 democratic national convention. let's not get crazy! night four! can we please just vote now? (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: thank you! thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! what an exciting week! we have been covering the democratic national convention here i

and that's an ass face. >> that's an ass face? >> that's supposed to be an ass. that's how i feel about jimmy and his show. an ass face. i'm done. >> jimmy? lawsuit lawsuit -- [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i just feel like this is -- you know what i think of i think we're done. >> that was good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from prophets of rage, bryce dallas howard is here, and we'll be right back with danny mcbride so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] get a free samsung galaxy for everyone in the family. that's right, free and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks a line. don't miss this epic deal. and here we have 1893, from the makers of pepsi cola. i'm gonna smell it. i'm just gonna take one small sip... kinda seemed like more than a sip. unstoppable, even at 30,000 feet. now get free go-go inflight wifi on your smartphone. lift off, power up, text it, browse it, work it. we got you covered. and we won't stop. >> i have to tell you, we had the monologue and the whole time, all i wanted to know is the new chase fr

what's serena williams got and beyonce got-- can i say ass? she's got a great ass.ch out i mean that in the nicest possible way. >> i mean that in the nicest possible way. she is the epitome of everything that is beautiful about black women, michelle obama. >> stephen: do you think she should run? >> no, i don't want her to age like barack has. she hasn't aged at all yet. but as soon as she becomes president, because she could win, she'd start aging like a white woman. i'm sorry. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. that is the architect of aggravation. "the breakfast club" is available on iheartradio. "uncommon sense" is on mtv2. charlamagne tha god, everybody! we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) ,,,,,,,,,, the ford freedom sales event is on! our biggest event of the year just got better! ♪ i'm free to do what i want and have a good time. ♪ announcing zero for seventy-two across the entire lineup of ford cars, trucks and suvs. so hurry in for 0% financing for 72 months. that's freedom from interest... and freedom to choose with ford. america's best selli

what's serena williams got and beyonce got-- can i say ass? she's got a great ass. out i mean that in the nicest possible way. >> i mean that in the nicest possible way. she is the epitome of everything that is beautiful about black women, michelle obama. >> stephen: do you think she should run? >> no, i don't want her to age like barack has. she hasn't aged at all yet. but as soon as she becomes president, because she could win, she'd start aging like a white woman. i'm sorry. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. that is the architect of aggravation. "the breakfast club" is available on iheartradio. "uncommon sense" is on mtv2. charlamagne tha god, everybody! we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) dear fellow citizen, i know what it's like to live a full life. but living for today doesn't mean forgetting about tomorrow. most people spend more time planning their vacation than they do for retirement. but i like to think of retirement like it's a 30-year vacation. so how are you going to get there? don't worry. it just takes some planning. and i can help. so

that's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now, everybody's walking on egg shells."he statements echo some pockets of present day voters and some trump supporters across the country calling for a simpler time. critics say they are just plain racist. eastward said when he was growing up, you could say a lot more and not be called racist. that's why trump will get his vote in november, because the billionaire real estate mogul is the opposite of p.c. what trump is on to is he's just saying what's on his mind, eastwood said in the interview. michael haney spoke with brook baldwin. >> he must be practicing the clint squint. clint is a guy who calls it like it is. >> reporter: the actor notorious live talked to an empty chair during his 2012 convention speech. >> what do you mean shut up? >> he's not alone. john voight, scott baio stumped for trump in cleveland. >> folks, our country is in a very bad spot. >> back to eastwood, he called both presidential candidates boring but favors trump over clinton because she's declared she's going to follow in obama's footsteps. >> i

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he's getting on my ass and he's on his way back. he says -- let's see., brother, you do right by her. don't drink, dog. i love you, brother. [ bleep ]. it will get better, roy. oh, my goodness, i ain't going to lie now. after i read it and i laid down, i started practically having a panic attack. like, man, am i going to make it? >> it was really interesting for me to hear ray slip into the mindset of what i assume roy must have been going through. it kind of showed me what goes through someone's mind when they're on parole. >> i already got in my mind if i didn't have my daughter, i would tell that [ bleep ] parole board, let me self-invoke right now and let me stay here. and i wouldn't get out at all. if i could just revoke and if it wasn't for raven, because i don't want to break her heart, i would just self-revoke, stay here, and they can kiss my ass honestly. that's how i feel. >> finally, ray's release date arrived. and we decided to follow him from prison to home. >> it was actually kind of fun to watch ray because he was so excited about being se

i think the bumper sticker is "life, liberty, grass or ass. nobody rides for free." ( laughter and applause ) how you guys doing? good? >> jye >> stephen: very exciting. of course, because the main event tonight was trump's acceptance shout. it was the biggest, most fabulous, luxurious five-star diamond admiral class acceptance speech in the history of mouth- movement. ( laughter ) okay, overall takeaway-- good news, bad news-- good news, america is still a shining city. bad news, the shining is just raging dumpster fires being set by roving bands of angry and right from the beginning, trump made a bold promise. >> here, at our convention, there will be no lies. >> stephen: all right. fair enough. ( laughter ) let's take a minute, let's check on that. >> i humbly-- >> stephen: all right, there's one, right there. ( cheers and applause ) no! no. ding. sorry. that is a foul ball. and trump wasted no time taking a swipe at president obama's foreign policy. >> president obama drew a red line in syria, and the whole world knew it meant absolutely n

ass? >> they're veryou women and they're very tough and very demanding and there's no timing them. the accent doesn't work. no tight skirts -- >> nice try. learn your lines. >> less makeup, less hair. >> stephen: they want you to do less makeup and here. they want you to be less attractive. >> just more real. i feel men, whether they would admit to that or not have a fantasy about women -- >> sometimes, sometimes. ( laughter ) especially with the french >> stephen: what did you say? >> no german accent fantasy? >> stephen: for mine? do i have a german accent? >> you fantasize about, the german doesn't come to play. >> stephen: sure, it is, they're a-- they're a-- more-- >> how do you get out of that hole? no pun intended. ( laughter ). >> stephen: let's move on. >> what should we talk about? >> stephen: i could sit h your accents all night, but, unfortunately, we've got to do these commercials and i've really loved having you here. >> me, too. >> stephen: please come back. >> will do. >> s

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it's like they're playing strip volleyball and italy is getting their ass kicked.t is good to see good images comes out of brazil and the olympics. the public has been expecting a (bleep) show in the olympics. they have not disappointed. >> australia's coach pulled his swimmers from the pool after the water turned soupy. >> trevor: i'm sorry, the water turned soupy? soupy is never a good word for anything, even for soup! (laughter) that's not something you ever want to hear. how's the chicken noodle today? it's soupy! i'll have the salad. oh, and here's another word you don't want to hear at the olympics -- crimey. >> jiu jitsu star jason lee was robbed by armed men in in uniform. what did you guys get up to yesterday? i got mugged. this blais is pleep. >> trevor: you don't get to blame brazil because your self-defense let you doin'. and you know what? this is the problem i have with martial arts. it was pretty cool until guns. now it doesn't work anymore, it's outdated. heeia! heeia! heeia! heeia is all my money and master card! sure, you can have my apple watch a

you gave him the name, dumb ass. you are dumb. dumb donald. i will say this though. i will say this. this is something you don't consider. he dodged the bullet with ted cruz. he made cruz crazy. but cruz is psycho for real. he will look his own party in the eye and then pursue to burn it down. last night it remained me of the scene from game of thrones. >> trevor: yes, the a-holes and the last man. i will tell you this, ted cruz flew out naked and triumphant. we will be right i am rich. in my gentleman's quarters, we sip champagne and peruse my art collection, which consists of renaissance classics and more avant-garde pieces. yes, i am rich. that's why i drink the champagne of beers. (alien humming) fruit by the foot fun what's on the end of yours? first you start with this. then add this. and this face. wait, we can do better. yeah... that's the one. and fresh brewed lipton iced tea. a lipton meal is what you bring to it. and the bright refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. how does wendy's make fries that are worthy of the name baconator? start with thick applewood

actually, this vuvuzela thing has been stuck up my ass for a while. that came out wrong.o, i'll explain. everyone blames south africa, all the vuvuzelas! do you think all our soccer games sounded like that before the world cup? like we turned on the tv and it was bwaaaah, bwaaaah, bwaaaah -- and we were like, this is a good game, i love that sound! do you think we enjoy the sound of a trillion bees farting? no. we never had that. we were responsible vuvuzela blowers before the rest of the world came. every game you go to in south africa, five guys are blowing vuvuzelas. then the world cup comes and everyone shows up and says, let's blow these forever! and once again, white people are appropriating black music! (applause) that's what happened there and every single time. every single time foreigners come to africa, they (bleep) us up. you take simba out of the jungle and put him in a hollywood movie, now he's married to a woman in beverly hills and the jungle has no king! come home, simba, we need you! come home, simba, we need you! we'll be right back! tens of thousands o

think big and kick ass. head down to the chocolate >> oh, there you are. oh, i'm sorry, i thought you were my mom. i'm so sorry. >> they found the delegates! they got the delegates! it's all happening, like in my dream! >> the delegates -- >> it is my honor to be able to throw donald trump over the top in the delegate count tonight. >> throw him over >> 89 delegates. >> oh, yeah! it's happening! it's happening! that's our guy! that's our donny! that's our donny! i did this. i did this. in my dreams. in my dreams, i made this pinch me, pinch me, it's a dream, pinch me! don't touch my body! >> well, jake, you did it, buddy. what do you think don would say now? i'll tell you what donald would say. your support has been yuge! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: thanks, jake. take care. we have a great show tonight. colin hay is here, george lopez is here. and we'll be right back with viggo mortensen, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? hey there. hi, i'm looking for a deal on an iphone... ...i was thinking, something along these lines. oh, okay. here's