he didn't buy audi, but he was the one who made audi into the behemoth it is today. they are number two in luxury car sales fighting with bmw and mercedes. he also bought man ansd d scania, and he expanded significantly in china. china is now volkswagen's largest market. they have more than 12 factories there. one of the reasons why the stock is up today is, investors hope the empire building is done. empire building is very expensive. that would perhaps leave more money for investors' pockets. francine: where do we go from here? does piech still have any influence? chad: the thing to remember is that his family's holding company control volkswagen. that is where a lot of his power comes from. he is still sitting on the board of this holding company and has some veto power over decisions. he can continue to fight if he wants. none of us know what he will do. he could continue to fight for what he wants to take place at volkswagen. francine: chad, thank you so much. chad thomas with the very latest on this political wrangling at the top of volkswagen. guy: it is a fas

gerri: all right i'll let you know when i have financing for that audi has big news. >> audi has a greathip with marble. they have a new tts and convertible, they are integrating their vehicles into the movie. it brings the millennial market, with a 3. it of a smart marketing move on audi's part. >> cadillac has something new? >> yes cadillac ct6 lunched last night a new design. johan has done interesting work, he said cadillac is going after the german cars, he turned audi, he has more audi people that left the company, moving to his team, i have some high hopes with cadillac. i think that the design is there they are going after the fashion marketplace, i think there is really new designs coming out of cadillac, they are not competing with lincoln lincoln is going luxury cadillac is going after the germans. gerri: 2 we 83 million is the economic impact of this show in new york. >> it is crazy. crazy, i think if you go, you want to go at off hours. if you are visiting. but, i think there is a huge impact with people using hotels, they come from from the world and press coming in, we're

it's audi's version of the a-3 etron. joining us is president of audi of america. this is cool. this out. it's a plug-in hybrid. so it's not like one of the teslas. this will run on a lithium battery, but it also has a regular fuel tank. >> exactly right. has a combustion engine. if you want to get people into electric cars the biggest is range act so it gets rid of all the range anxiety. >> we know that's definitely something because elon musk is always talking about it. that must be what they hear. you can drive it for 600 miles. >> really? we talked about tesla a lot. >> loves the car. >> loves the car. >> it has nothing to do really with saving money on gas. people are spending -- how much is a tesla? >> average transaction $110,000. >> this price point is where people can actually buy the thing, right? >> that's what we wanted to do. price point around $40,000 opposed to being an add to the fleet vehicle. primary car. it's packaged for every day and drives like an audi. >> do you think that there is a big market for this right now mike? >> the plug-in market is definitely w

hans: they had reath great quarters from audi and porsche. audi 1.4 billion euros. audi about 9.7%.sche about 15%. they are basically printing money. at the same time they want to raise profitability at volkswagen and they want to take over toyota. they have fallen short of that goal. in the back of all of this, they have this cost-cutting plan in place at volkswagen at their name sake brand . they want to trim 5 billion. by all accounts, a good win. a good profit increase. but they still don't see massive gains in market share or sales in the u.s., which is the biggest market, which is why we have this conflict between the two. guys? francine: it is all about the u.s. stay with us. here to dig deeper into v.w.'s numbers let's bring in natalie. thank you so much for joining us. it is all about the u.s. really. after the departure of the chairman, what exactly will be v.w.'s strategy in the u.s.? will it be more aggressive and will it work? >> yes, i think it will definitely be more aggressive. i think they are going to take a lot more qump and focus more on younger buyers and i thin

starting in may, amazon will test it out on audi drivers. when customers check out online they will track their car, which will be tracked by gps. the worker finds the car and uses a keyless authorization code to open the trunk and place the package inside. the service won't be available to everyone until at least next year. >> so i need a new car first. >> you need an audi. >>> back in a moment with some of our newest reporters and anchors here. stay with us. >>> we have some special guests in the studio earlier today. it was bring your kids to work today. this is chris and vicky, daughters, very excited to practice at the anchoring desk. oh my gosh they do such a good job. very professional. they experimented with the green screen, they got a tour of the station. to see what their parents do at work every single day. i hope it was fun for them. >> it looked fun. it was fun for us just watching them. i'm sure they'll be new reporters and anchors about ten years from now. >> i watched them read the teleprompter, they did such a great job. >>

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.ind of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ >> larry: welcome back. we're talking about race, gender and superheroes. joining me on the panel tonight: hip-hop artist and comic book aficionado, jean grae. you can see him at the kennedy center in washington, d.c. on march 27. comedian and host of the nerd of mouth podcast, mike lawrence, he's written and drawn every character from batman and wonder woman to spiderman and the xmen, comic book artist phil jimenez and director of content and character development at marvel comics and co-creator of the muslim "ms. marvel" comic, sana amanat. (cheers and applause) >> you did it! >> larry: that's pretty go

"new york times" is reporting amazon partnered up with audi. customers who order on amazon and drive audi, they can give permission to unlock their trunk. what could go wrong? >> what could go wrong with that whole thing, right? would do you that? >> this is true. >> you're mr. technology. >> i never bought anything on amazon. >> online period. >> on the line. >> i lus hayou also have a pick. >> give me a trade on amazon. please? >> i think visa showed it can make money and he'll revert back to where he was before. >> that's why it's downgraded. >> yep. he's a sharp one. >> he upgrade. he saw 21% rise in the stock. >> ama stone is a little freaky. said around these levels up here too long. it might break to the upside. >> google reports earnings tomorrow after the bell. some traders expecting some big moves from the tech giants. question is which direction. dan is at the smart board. >> we have this whole on the line segment. google is reporting tomorrow night. until played move is about 4%. that's how much it's moved on average. there was an i

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same with audi. we saw great numbers out of mercedes yesterday.wn a little bit more. they want to bring the profitability up to 6%. it has been hovering around 3%. they have reiterated their old guidance switches for the entire suite of brands they offer 5.5 to 6.5 profitability. overall good numbers. maybe not quite as good as mercedes yesterday but an im-- impressive beat. caroline? caroline: all about the luxury. thank you very much indeed. mark: the other shares we're watching today include barclays. let's take a look. stephen morris is joining us to look through today's figures. the investment banks. what was the takeaway? >> pretax profit was 37%. which is a good resulted. this is being overshadowed by the fact they are taking an extra 800 million pounds in settlementment charges for the foreign exchange rate scandal. they have yet to conclude. also 150 million opponents in p.p.i. that will be located in the retail bank. i think that is going to be what people are focused on this morning. kind of overshadowing the good results. charli: share

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right now, it's only available for audi but more are expected soon. >>> and the apple watch is expected some orders sooner than expected. however, a spokesperson with apple warns that some preorder customers could still face a four to six week wait for those coveted watches. >>> and an east bay company is offering a way to conserve water. >> they explain why more tech companies may start focusing on drought solutions. >> reporter: oakland based eden has developed a device to help you track how much moisture is in your soil. it will set you back about 400 bucks. >> you can view what's going on in your soil from anywhere in the world. >> reporter: can tell you which plants will grow best in the soil and it tells you if it's too dry or wet and works for lawns as well. >> you can view over the day, week, or month and the system will let you know if you've over whatered it. >> he said large farms have contacted him as well. >> they can see that a certain block of their field isn't getting enough water and adjust their irrigation system. >> one thing we know is that temperature is going to co

. >>> amazon is teeming up with audi if you're a premium prime customer you could have the option of having packages delivered to your car. it trial runs starts in germany next month. we like it because you get everything in two days, imagine you order if -- >> if you quote unquote live in your car like some do traveling for business. >> the tennessee judge known as the southern judge judy. took a known gang banger a few seconds to learn he mouthed off to the i don't think judge or not bench. >>> a new volcano erupts in chile, we'll show you the pictures when "action news" comes right back. >> reporter: good morning, it is world book today and so far today our story is a pretty good one on the roadway. looking at the vine street expressway. the construction has cleared out, all the westbound lanes of 676 have reopened at broad and the benjamin franklin parkway. you're good to go on 676. we expect extra volume on the schuylkill expressway and our good buddy ben thanks to the pen relay. we are talking about the work zone on the wednesday of the ben franklin bridge, just out of the toll

they're not an audi, they're the biggest audi.a: rolls royce makes a bigger one for mainly in china. tom: exactly. we'll speak with sir martin in our next hour, always interesting on his united kingdom elections. sir martin also on, don't count newspapers out quite yet. i like that too. we'll see in our next hour. also, we go to new delhi as we try to go to kathmandu. stay with us. ♪ tom: good morning, everyone. we need the single best chart. when brendan greeley joins us from washington, d.c. brendan, what are you doing in washington, recovering from the party? brendan: it is not what you think, tom. i'm actually the least important journalist in america. when everybody was flying out of washington, d.c., yesterday, i was actually flying in. in fact, i met some of our staff leaving the event as i got to the ronald reagan airport. but i am here in town today. i have a conversation today with secretary of the treasury, jack lew, and secretary of transportation, anthony fox, to talk about infrastructure, and that is the subject of t

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car. kind of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ ahh, nothing like the peace and quiet of a beach escape. funny, there was no mention of hail in the weather report. go & smell the roses. >> this morning this morning this very morning we got word of a big announcement. >> kentucky senator rand paul becoming the second republican to officially join the 2016 presidential race. he has scheduled an event today in louisville. >> oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god. >> ah, we knew he was going to run. anyway a nondoctrinaire republican, strong libertarian bent offering an alternative to the bush and clinton presidential dynasties with his, what is the big ann

this surveillance video was given to us by the audi dealership on south van ness. they claim it shows harris making that illegal turn. the video shows him staggering out of his car and running across the street toward dealership. when police arrived he was back in his car. >> they opened the door. >> reporter: police say he was unconscious at the wheel with his car still running. when he did come through, he was not cooperative. >> the suspect didn't try to bite his hand. >> reporter: he was taken to the hospital for aggravated assault against the police officer in a hit and run. the hit and run part came earlier that night when harris is accused of crashing into a luxury car at hyde and broadway belonging to her. >> my car was hit from the left rear side. he smashed in from the left rear end. and the car literally jumped on to the sidewalk. >> reporter: he was the first draft pick in 2003 and played five seasons for the team before signing with the raiders. he left football in 2008 but he hit a low point in 2013. this mug shot was taken when he was arrested and co

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and while mercedes and audi are already well on the way to developing computer-driven vehicles, another model was turning heads at the geneva

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calling for a resumption of dialogue under the auspices of the united nations, something that the audi fis ski world cup in washington dismissed saying that the aggressive moves of the houthi rebels are not the actions of a party that wants peace. >> jamie mcintyre in washington. thank you. >> french officials say they have foiled the plan to attack two churches in a paris suburb. a man was detained after accidentally shooting himself and calling for an ambulance. while investigating police found weapons, ammunition and bulletproof vests, and notes that included references to i.s.i.l. and al qaeda. >> documents were also found and prove that the individual was preparing an eminent attack in all probabilitiy against one or two conference. >> one of the weapons has been connected to the murder of a mum yn. french authorities have been on high alert since attacks on "charlie hebdo" newspaper >>> prosecutors spent a second day pushing for the death sentence in the case against dzhokhar tsarnaev. testimony included victims and family members. one the broth of shaun collier, the m.i.t. polic

a self-driving audi finishing a 9-day cross-country trek. it started in san francisco, and mostly drove itself. the automotives vehicle uses g.p.s. censors and cameras to steer through traffic on its owned the chief technology officer says it will be 10 to 15 years. >> i'm antonio mora thank you for joining us for the latest new head to aljazeera.com. "inside story" is up next. have a great night. >>> as winston churchill warned his country men 70 years ago, it may not be the beginning of the end, but may be the end of the beginning. from lausanne news went out that iran the p5+1, and germany have a deal in principle and are drafting a document representing the deal begins. there are tough months ahead. but the parties are talking like they have cleared an

planes carrying medical aid has landed in yemen for the first time since audi led airstrikes began 16days ago. coalition is have planes land in sanaa. >>> president obama and raul castro is expected to meet at the summit in panama. >>> one of seven suspects connected to india attacks. >>> daughters of talks between syria's government and some opposition figures in moscow have ended with no sign of a breakthrough to end syria's four-year conflict. the fighting there has now killed more than 200,000 people. from the russian capital rory challands reports. >> how many press conferences does it take to announce very little has been agreed with the russia hosted syrian talks the answer is three. one from the opposition. one from the mediator, and one from the representative sent by damascus. it was syria's top diplomat who put the best spin on things. >> i can say our assessment of what happened during the second meeting is positive. we managed to find a common denominator and secure our common approach to a number of key issues. >> but the opposition troubled by its own internal disagreem

the retailer is teaming up with dhl and audi to start a small test run in germany.checkout customers indicate the location of their car during the window. they use a digital order to open the trufrmg and when it's closed, the car is locked. >>> ray-ban is calling out rand paul. they were selling ray-ban way fairer sunglasses with the rand logo on its website. some of the money went to his campaign, but the campaign didn't have ray-ban's consent. ray-ban told the campaign to stop and it did. >>> and the first youtube video is uploaded ten years ago today. >> they have really really really long trunks. >> the clip ran just 18 seconds. a year later google paid $1.6 billion in stock for youtube. this year nearly 145 million americans watch a youtube video. that is nearly half of the u.s. population. alison? >>> today is take your children to work day and my kids don't want to come to work. it's 4:00 in the morning. what about yours? >> i don't have any kids but there's little excitement going on here. >> it's 4:00 a.m. >>> a federal judge approved a settlement between t

this ordinary looking audi just completed the coast to coast road trip in the united states, a driver was always at the wheel, but 99% of the driving was done by computer. >> the human element in the driving equation is the weakest link. 90% of accidents are caused by human error. >> the auto supplier that equipped the vehicle for the trip may be celebrating but many car enthusiasts at the auto show are not quite ready to give up control of the wheel. >> you don't like the idea of the car? >> no. >> why? >> i trust just myself with my life. >> the enjoyment of the car really is driving it. >> only five states have laws on the books about driving a car. >> there are many things that it cannot do. it cannot drive in heavy rain or snow. if i hold my hand up to give directions if i'm a traffic cop, it can't do it. >> the day of self driving car may be close but it's not here yet. you won't find any models ready for rush hour here at the new york international driver show but we're seeing a lot of driver assistance like this volvo with pedestrian cameras to alert drivers when pedestrians a

he knew because he worked at audi which makes him the best most in the world he knew how smart i was to build a production system that could produce these kinds of products at a world scale any of it would be very difficult for china ever to catch up to germany or japan or the united states in the critical technologies. >> so they saw this as a way to the a global player in the automotive business, and is he was they could not become a global player with conventional? >> exactly. so what happened was he met the then minister of science and technology very quietly brought him back to china but it seems like probably a lot of decisions were made by the time he came back. they installed in that one of the best university's in the country. they promoted him to president of that university and making in charge of the chinese government's program for developing leading-edge technologies and then speed you're skipping over it's a very important thing in china. >> huge. it's like nasa plus. nasa and darpa and the national science foundation all rolled into one. and then they made him was not

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this very ordinary looking audi just completed the first coast-to-coast road trip in the united states by an automated vehicle. a driver with the ability to override the system was always at the wheel but 99% of the driving was done by computer. >> the human element in the driving equation is the weakest link. 90% of accidents are caused by human error. >> the auto flyer that equipped the vehicle for the trip may be celebrating, but many car enthusiasts are not quite ready to give up control of the wheel. >> you don't like the idea of the car taking -- >> no! >> why? >> i trust just myself with my life. >> enjoyment of a car is really driving it. >> only five states have laws on the books dealing with driverless cars. sceptics say insurance and liability issues have to be worked out. >> they still have many, many things that they cannot do. they can't drive in heavy rain and snow. they have trouble if i hold my hand up and try to give directions if i'm a traffic cop stop this kind of thing they can't do it. >> the days of self driving cars may be close but they're not here yet. you won

. >>> audi led coalitions are continueing airstrikes on houthi. and u.n. said more than 110,000 people have fled fighting between iraqi government forces and the islamic state in iraq and the levant in the city of ramadi. >>> the news agencies are reporting that my otheri can't is launched a offensive in the last known strong hold for boko hackboko haram. these reports seem they could be reliable and accurate. we have witnessed a significant decrease in the number of attacks by boko haram in the northeast area. we've also managed to speak to a member of the civilian joint task force. those are ordinary nigerians who have been supporting military operations against the group. now the source we spoke to confirm the lines that we're getting. he also went as far as saying that the fighting that ensued between nigerian forces and boko haram five members of the civilian task force were killed and two nigerian soldiers. president goodluck jonathan has said that he will eliminate this group before he leaves office at the end of may. he said for months now that the

this is a luxury mall in dubai, 2007, and those two audis are crashing right into the mall straight intod jewelry store. and before the startled victims can do a thing about it, the men in those cars drive away with 4 million in jewels in broad daylight in full view of witnesses and security cameras. >> they are notorious. they're dangerous and they are persistent. >> reporter: they said former interpol chief ron noble are the pink panthers, a group suspected right away after that huge london heist a couple of weeks ago. a group that's absconded with hundreds of millions in precious stones and which got its name after another big london job back in 2003 when the thief hid a stolen diamond in a jar of cold cream. just like the movie. the pink panthers have been the bane of law enforcement in europe for 25 years slipping across unguarded borders, confounding seasoned cops by hitting successfully the most secure establishments in the world. >> very, very professional. >> reporter: in fact, many are ex-military, hardened veterans of the civil war that tore apart yugoslavia after the fall of

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car. an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ >> larry: thank you! welcome back! okay! time for the segment we like to call "keep it 100"! 100% real! all the keep it 100s are connected to the topics in the grab bag. j.b., you're working at mcdonald's, all right? >> right. >> larry: and shaneka drives up, orders a bacon cheeseburger. you notice there's no bacon on that cheeseburger. >> right. >> larry: now, you're a comic. you like funny, okay? do you give her the burger snowing there's no bacon on it, for the laughs? because you know something funny is about to happen. or do you do the right thing as the mcdonald's employee, put the bacon on it and give her the

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car. feels kind of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ba-da-ba-ba-ba >>> welcome back. our entrepreneur of the week has the strength to follow her dreams all the way to the food chain. now she is a top employer in her community and keeps many families in more ways than one. she has more. >> by the mid 90s the civil war in liberia left thousands of children homeless. helpless, and feeling hopeless. but despite the severity of the turmoil one survivor chose an optimistic perspective when describing her experience. >> what i do remember about that time is how fearless i was. >> and then you transitioned and migrated to the united states. t

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ strong can heal from miles away. ...unite us for a common good. ...and turn a simple video into endless laughter. strong can take you... ...all the way to the summit. oh my! so cool! think what strong can do for you. can i play too? at&t's network now has the nation's strongest 4g lte signal. woo-hoo, bomb that cherry lip through the doggy door or it's pittsville, brah. it's never too late to learn a foreign language! go and smell the roses! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: all right, welcome back to my diabolical lair of dastardly evil bad stuff. laugh(laughter) larry wilmore? i dropped him into a volcano.

there is a new audi hybrid. there is a lot of investment going in. the chinese government says it will promote research and development in electric vehicles. i think there is no question this sector is going to develop. as we can see for the moment, there is still quite a long way to go for the electric vehicle in china. stephen: we will have more from him later in the week. another company we are watching closely today is google. it will overhaul how it ranks search results. the search engines as the update will start on tuesday. it will favor sites that are meant -- mobile friendly. this coming days after the eu launched complaints against google for how it private -- prioritize its own services -- how it prioritized its own services. genie: staff in which industry complained about low pay and dreadful coworkers? stephen: this was at the new york-based options group. apparently, this has changed and been driven by cuts in bonuses and tougher regulatory scrutiny we've seen applied to banks around the world. the average earning for the people surveye

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> larry: that's all the time we have for tonight. i want to thank our panelists. finally tonight a reminder i will host this show tomorrow night in spandex. that's right. spandex. no, those are the rules. march madness, boner time tournament. guys, i'm halfy about this. i want to thank you at home for the spandex solidarity. i feel less alone. thank you to the wrestlers and true american patriots super heros and expectant mothers and even a race horse. [laughing] >> larry: keep the photos coming with the #spandexsolidarity. >> if you're come to the show tomorrow feel free to wear spandex. you will walk away with a special keep it one hundred sticker. good night everyone.

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you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ you could win an out of the blue party with rockstars like fall out boy. follow us on twitter and hashtag out of the blue with a picture of pepsi. >> larry: welcome back. we're back talking about whether a college education is worth the cost. joining me on the panel tonight: comedian, host of the "race wars" podcast and writer on "inside amy schumer," kurt metzger. ( cheers and applause ) education blogger at npr and author of "generation debt," anya kamenetz. ( cheers and applause ) and author of "in defense of a liberal education" and host of "fareed zakaria gps" on cnn, fareed zakaria. ( cheers and applaus

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you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.eels kind of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ the american dream is terrifying. american history is the history of the scary thing being the exact thing we have to do. cross that ocean. walk on that moon. sign a 30-year mortgage on a home. scary sure, but no match for our colossal self belief. we're supposed to do scary. without scary, we don't get to be brave. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back! my guest tonight, united states senator elizabeth warren, whose book is called "a fighting chance"! please welcome back to the program, senator warren! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> thank you! >> jon: senator! >> jon: "a fighting chance" -- wait a

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.ity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ ( cheers and applause ). >> larry: all right yeah. welcome back everybody. okay, we're going to play a game called "b.a. or b.s.." it's a speed round. i'm going to name a subject you can major in at college. these are real majors we found at colleges. if you tell-- you can tell me whether it's whorgt wiel, a b.a., or if it's worthless b.s. no qualifications. this is a keep it 100 scenario. if you think it's b.s. you have to say why. these are actual ones. canibus cultivation. b.a. or b.s.? >> total b.a. growth industry. >> yeah, b.a. >> absolutely. >> larry: that is a growth industry. very well put. slavic and east european

you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car. like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: welcome back. all right. so here's the question-- do we pay our fast food workers enough? if you answered yes, please pause take a moment to think about what you said and then punch yourself in the dick. ( laughter ) after mount pressure from employees over the last year to earn something loosely rezempling a living wage, mcdonald's has finally respond. >> on july 1 it will pay u.s. workers at company-owned restaurants at $1 an hour more than the local minimum wage. >> larry: okay, all right. you're giving them a raise. it's only $1 but what do you expect when a clown is runnin

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you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car.infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope. that's pretty cool. this is the jam. pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. i'm definitely in. ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: that's all the time we have for tonight. i want to thank our panel kurt metzger, anya kamenetz, and fareed zakaria. give them a nice round of applause. take a look at all of this spandex solidarity. give yourselfaise round of applause. thanks all of you here tonight and for everyone at home for all the spandex solidarity on twitter. you all look fantastic. "the nightly show" is all new next week. until then, good night, ( faces' "ooh la la" playing ) ♪ i wish that i knew