narrator: now, kids,mazing. when aunt robin was a teenager, she was, well... a canadian pop star., she was an entirely different person... (gunfire) coming up next: is your baby trying to kill you? ...which made the events of that week all the more surprising. what in god's creation is going on with robin's breasts? i know! right? isn't it amazing? i spent half an hour making this happen. there's tape in there, cotton balls, half of a nerf football, but it works, right? totally. what's the occasion? and old friend from canada is in town, and i'm meeting him for a drink. ooh! somebody you went to degrassi with? no. actually, he was my first boyfriend. simon. i thought he was the coolest guy ever. he smelled like drakkar. he could ollie on a skateboard. and he had the most amazing collection of hard rock cafe t-shirts. we spent the whole summer madly in love. tell me more. tell me more. like, did he have a car? so is he the guy who... how shall i say this like a gentleman? robin, did he take your maple leaf? no, it wasn't like that. sounds to me like he gave you your first "o canada