your uncle ben, your auntannie, your mam ma celeste, your go daddy. folks, i have been fighting this good fight for years. corporations are legally people in the united states. >> no. >> corporations are people. >> corporations are people. >> corporations are people too. >> would you let your daughter date a corporation? sir? >> no i would not. >> stephen: wow. in this day and age that kind of bigot ree, it is time to remake guess who's coming to dinner. this time with an oil rig. (laughter) >> stephen: and you know, you know it is going to drive spencer tracey crazy to think about his daughter getting drilled. (laughter) (applause) >> stephen: with romney's historic statement of corporate personhood he has become this generations civil rights champion. a dr. martin luther inc. if you will. (laughter) >> stephen: so folks, i want to salute this brave man for his courageous new campaign slogan. i am confident that it is one that voters will remember come election time. of course with all of this happening, folks, -- >> (applause) >> stephen: you can ap