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Jan 14, 2011
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it's auntie angela! it's their bedtime. try not to get them-- and she's got presents! --excited. angela: where are you all? who loves auntie angela? me, me, me, me, me, me! oh, you've got a bad back? i know this wonderful reiki guy. he's a friend of trent. i'll give you his number. there you go. hmm. and, um, this is for ben. they're seeds, and you can make pictures with them. they're from bulgaria. say thank you, ben. oh, no, that's cool, you don't have to bother with all that stuff with me. well, in this house, you do have to bother with all that stuff. so...ben? but it's seeds. yes, but you have to say thank you for presents even if they're seeds. don't you? uh, yeah. for all presents. say thank you. thank you. now, jake... this is for you. thank you. and karen, look what i've got for you! look! it's a dream catcher. isn't it beautiful? it's made by the native americans, and it catches your dreams and keeps them safe forever. i had a dream about weasels eating me last night, and i don't want that one again. well, no, it wouldn't keep a dream like that. it only keeps the nice on
it's auntie angela! it's their bedtime. try not to get them-- and she's got presents! --excited. angela: where are you all? who loves auntie angela? me, me, me, me, me, me! oh, you've got a bad back? i know this wonderful reiki guy. he's a friend of trent. i'll give you his number. there you go. hmm. and, um, this is for ben. they're seeds, and you can make pictures with them. they're from bulgaria. say thank you, ben. oh, no, that's cool, you don't have to bother with all that stuff with me....
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Jan 21, 2011
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is auntie angela american? no! crisp, anyone?( happy chatter ) jake, would you rather be a pig or a rabbit? a pig. i wouldn't want all those kids picking me up. dad says that he's worried that you're a bully. he's not worried that i'm a bully, he's worried that i'm being bullied. to be honest, i'm getting rather fed up with your questions. i know how to stop it, though. ( cell phone beeps ) oh, bloody hell! what is it? it's another disgusting text. from kemal? probably. he's not using his own mobile. you can't trace the calls. it's like the website. you know, you can't trace it. well, he's not that stupid, then, is he? no, he's not stupid. it's... what website? oh. you know, the... it's probably best to-- what's on it? um... there's... sort of a cartoon of you, of you with animals. only it doesn't look like you. no one would know it was you if you didn't have your name on the axe. what axe? the one in your head. god. i'll bet it's that bloody kemal again. you know, he thinks he's bloody invulnerable because his dad's on the counc
is auntie angela american? no! crisp, anyone?( happy chatter ) jake, would you rather be a pig or a rabbit? a pig. i wouldn't want all those kids picking me up. dad says that he's worried that you're a bully. he's not worried that i'm a bully, he's worried that i'm being bullied. to be honest, i'm getting rather fed up with your questions. i know how to stop it, though. ( cell phone beeps ) oh, bloody hell! what is it? it's another disgusting text. from kemal? probably. he's not using his own...
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Jan 7, 2011
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a postcard from auntie angela. we're gonna be late, aren't we? no, we'll be fine. yeah, right. get a note saying "jake was late because his family is useless"? dad: ben! ( sobs ) come on, ben! what are you doing? we're gonna get going! karen: i made these pictures for you at school. oh, lovely. that's... a lovely picture of... what is it of? a cow. a cow. killing some people because it doesn't want to be made into food. he's ripping their heads off, and their arms, and shooting them, and... that one is of... people getting hurt because-- and the cow's killing them because the cow doesn't want to be made into food. because i don't like burgers, so they're made out of cows and pigs and stuff like that. so that's why i draw a picture of a cow-- yes. that makes sense. i'm gonna keep hold of that one. special one. there's these. oh, are they lovely! do you know what i'm gonna do? dad: ben, i told you to stay away from my staple gun, didn't i? darling, go and get your shoe, 'cause i'm gonna look at them all, i'm gonna really look at them all and have a good think about them, especial
a postcard from auntie angela. we're gonna be late, aren't we? no, we'll be fine. yeah, right. get a note saying "jake was late because his family is useless"? dad: ben! ( sobs ) come on, ben! what are you doing? we're gonna get going! karen: i made these pictures for you at school. oh, lovely. that's... a lovely picture of... what is it of? a cow. a cow. killing some people because it doesn't want to be made into food. he's ripping their heads off, and their arms, and shooting them,...
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Jan 28, 2011
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oh, mum, i meant to tell you earlier, but auntie angela rang. when? uh, today. which part of today?h. why can't anybody write anything down? did she say what it was about? mm. oh! no. she may have had a problem with granddad, you see. she's not used to looking after him. oh, i doubt it. she seems to be coping really well, which is good, isn't it? i'm going to go and watch the big telly. well, it is good, isn't it? i mean, for all of us. of course it's good, i know that. i do understand, you know. understand what? well, you've been looking after your dad for ages. your sister breezes in and just takes over. it's only human nature that you're gonna feel a bit... a bit what? supplanted. ( scoffs ) supplanted? why would i feel supplanted? i don't feel supplanted. ( doorbell rings ) ooh, that'll be jane. alexa! don't get involved! alexa! here i am, late again. what am i like? you must be so fed up with me. not at all. alexa! she's probably hiding. little terror. she always does that. alexa, come on! nice evening. yeah. alexa! i got lost on the way over here. can you believe that? i've be
oh, mum, i meant to tell you earlier, but auntie angela rang. when? uh, today. which part of today?h. why can't anybody write anything down? did she say what it was about? mm. oh! no. she may have had a problem with granddad, you see. she's not used to looking after him. oh, i doubt it. she seems to be coping really well, which is good, isn't it? i'm going to go and watch the big telly. well, it is good, isn't it? i mean, for all of us. of course it's good, i know that. i do understand, you...