and for some reason austin, texas. [ laughter ] >> jon: you are going to blow up austin, texas. are you just trying to get the rest of texas. it on your side? [laughter] or -- are you trying to get the rest of texas on your side? or did they reject your indi film little miss unshine. is that what you are mad about? all right. nice legs. old kim is trying to scare us a little bit. the bombing austin thing undercuts but what snels. >> this showing north korean military leaders looking at a computer that looks pretty antiquated. >> jon: let me stop you right there. it doesn't look antiquated it looks like a harpsicord with a panic button. planning to start a nuclear war or play nights in what satin, wow, am i old. i thought that would land there but perhaps the audience was thinking well that was actually not on a hardsichord. that's why we didn't laugh not the fact that you are (bleep) old man. provoke us, kim. >> north korea released a picture shows amphibious pictures engaged in a military exercise. experts found at least six of hovercraft were photoshopped. [laughter] >> jon: f

cities including austin, texas. >> stephen: yes, austin, texas.surprise-- kim jong un is a sworn enemy of the south by southwest festival. [laughter] i mean -- [cheers and applause] i have managed to obtain this footage. >> (translated) it's just gotten so commercial lately. i saw wilco play this tiny club in '95 and it was awesome, but these days it feels like they've sold out. i say let's turn austin into a desolate wasteland like houston. [laughter] >> stephen: so, will north korea attack america? or will we bomb them forward into the stone age? who can say? here to say is georgetown university professor and author of "the impossible state," victor cha. mr. cha, thank you so much for joining me. [cheers and applause] you wrote the book on the regime here in north korea "the impossible state." should i actually be frightened of what is happening in north korea? is it like ah he's crazy or ahhh he's crazy? >> i think it's a little of both. on the one hand he has done a lot of weird things over the past year that look harmless but on the other han

building in austin texas now it was a brown dude who had flown his plane into an iris building in austin texas we would have shut down every building in the country we would have shut down every federal building in the country and we would have called it what it is an act of terrorism but because a right wing nut named joe stack. did something it's not an act of terrorism and so this double standard in terms of the term terrorism needs to be called out. of course they just said oh he's mentally ill is mentally unstable he's not a terrorist we didn't see the police militarize paramilitary troops because i people get a mental illness and of course of course and and also just so many in the fact that these kids have cited the blue. there's a broad as a motivating factor of course there is zero in on being a radicalized abroad coming home with this radical ideology from russia and all the stuff really on many in kind of that glare now pay blowback hello i mean is this really at the end of the day you know at the end of the day these guys were just criminal losers criminals like it's somethin

building in austin texas now if it was a brown dude who had flown his plane into an iris building in austin texas we would have shut down every building in the country we would have shut down every federal building in the country and we would have called it what it is an act of terrorism but because a right wing nut named joe stack. did something it's not an act of terrorism and so this double standard in terms of the term terrorism needs to be called out. of course they just said oh he's mentally ill is mentally unstable he's not a terrorist we didn't see the police militarize paramilitary troops in the senate because only white people can have mental illness and of course of course and also just a minute fact that these kids have cited the wars abroad as a motivating factor of course there is zero in on being a radicalized abroad coming home with this radical ideology from russia and and all this stuff really on many in kind of that glaring aspect of a blowback hello i mean is this and at the end of the day you know at the end of the day these guys were just criminal losers crimina

building in austin texas now it was a brown dude flown his plane into an ira building in austin texas we would have shut down every building in the country we would have shut down every federal building in the country and we would have called it what it is an act of terrorism but because a right wing nut named joe stack. did something it's not an act of terrorism and so this double standard in terms of the term terrorism needs to be called out. of course they just said oh he's mentally ill is mentally unstable he's not a terrorist we didn't see the least militarized paramilitary troops in the senate because only white people could have mental illness and of course of course and and also just so many in the fact that these kids have cited the wars abroad as a motivating factor of course there is zero in on being a radicalized abroad coming home with this radical ideology from russia and and all the stuff really on many in kind of that glaring aspect of a blowback hello i mean is this really and at the end of the day you know at the end of the day these guys were just criminal losers cr

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place that works on a volunteer basis instead of having to be paid huge salaries as the people in austin texas are busy on it. that's why you see what they're saying in the first of all to hear. the news the articles are starting to reveal what we've known for a long time here and that is that there are more jobs in texas than just about any place else. and in fact governor perry has said texas is open for business which is another of saying we have jobs here and we do and the question is why does texas have plenty of jobs when there are whole states that just can't create jobs and have so many people more people going on a planet than ever. and there are several reasons for that one is a lot more techniques as people. are personally entrepreneurs' they think in terms of how can i organize people together to provide a product or provide a service which. people want the words not to get them to want something but if they already want something how can i provide it to them. you know the biggest part of it is there's just a whole lot less government interference over regulation. you have to get a

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>> carson: welcome to austin, texas. >> woo! >> carson: nice to have you guys here.w quickly things have been moving for you. how you feeling? >> i'm feeling pretty great. um -- little tired. >> carson: little tired at the moment? >> yeah. >> carson: that's just texas, right? >> yeah. >> carson: what experience do you do want to gain out of south by southwest? >> fun. just -- i'm just trying to have an overall fun experience. like, i'm here with all my brothers and like, you know, it was our first time kicking it down here. we're just trying to like, you know, have fun. ♪ >> carson: tell me a little bit about where you're from. >> i'm from -- brooklyn. >> carson: do you think new york is the hardest place for an mc to kind of come out of -- the cut throat business rap out of new york? >> definitely because people i

place that works on a volunteer basis instead of having to be paid huge salaries as the people in austin texas are busy on it. and that's why you see what they're saying in the first of all to hear. the news articles are starting to reveal what we've known for a long time here and that is that there are more jobs in texas than just about any place else. and in fact governor perry has said texas is open for business which is another of saying we have jobs here and we do and the question is why does texas have plenty of jobs when there are whole states that. just can't create jobs and have so many people more people going on unemployment than ever. and there are several reasons for that one is a lot more texas people. are personally entrepreneurs' they think in terms of how can i organize people together to provide a product or provide a service which. people want the words not to get them to want something but if they already want something how can i provide it to them. you know the biggest part of it is there's just a whole lot less government interference over regulation. you have to get a pe