tonight from austin, texas. walking dead," norman reedus, melissa mcbride, and steven yeun are here to protect from us zombies. then later with a song from the soundtrack to "fifty shades of grey" the weeknd from the at&t stage. tomorrow night edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros. come colin hanks. and the great willie nelson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] kanye west will not be. kanye cancelled. [ cheers and applause ] apparently, he has a ceramic class on friday nights. our first guest tonight flew into austin on a plane to put a big maraschino on top of the fun that is already being had here. he's a one-man festival on his own. he's here for no other reason but to bring joy to our lives please welcome bill murray. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what a cute outfit. well, you look very pretty. very beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is this your typical austinwear? >> no, i'm usually jeans and a t-shirt. this is just tonight, it's special. it's quite a place you have here.

we are in austin, texas. obviously the south by southwest. brad paisley on the way. is week. tonight we are giving our entire studio audience these -- we call them guillermo flatto. it's like flat stanley, but with a mustache. everyone hold up your guillermo flatto. it as kind of weird, isn't it guillermo? and we are asking people to take pictures of guillermo flatto all around austin during south by southwest, and to tweet them and instagram them. and we will put the best shots on our show. here are some examples -- for instance, that's the sort of thing, allen boots. if you want to take a picture of your guillermo flatto at the alamo draft house. guillermo being devour by a mural. and if you at home want your own guillermo flatto, you can download him at jimmykimmellive.com and make sure you feed him tequila at least twice a day. or he will die. all right? guillermo flatto. we'll be right back with brad paisley, stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: get more music from tonight's artists at itunes.com/brad paisley. tonight's artists at brad paisley. of mo

up next a visit to austin, texas where we tour lbj library and texas capital. first a look at the fly girls of world war ii and inspirational stories of women air force service pilots who answered the call of duty in world war ii. >>> so the texas museum is texas's official state history museum. we opened in 2001 and we are charged with telling the story of texas. we have three floors of exhibition space where we feature around 500 original artifacts that tell the story of texas. we also have temporary exhibitions including fly girls which is what we are standing in right now and two theaters which show films regularly. ♪ >>> this is texas. over headquarters lies a strange little [ inaudible ] and out of the buses stepping girls who have given a new angle to an air force story, they are wasps. >> the fly girls exhibition is very special to us. it's an exhibition that we opened on veterans day. and to tell the story of these world war ii female pilots and share that with the public was we thought an important texas story but also an important story that connects

up next, a visit to austin, texas, where we'll tour the lbj library and presidential suite. but first, a look at the fly girls of world war ii and the inspirational servicewoman known to history as wasp women air force service pilots who answered the call to duty in world war ii. >> so the bullock, texas state history museum is texas's official state history museum. we were open in 2001 and we are charged with telling the story of texas. we have three floors of exhibition space where we feature around 500 original artifacts that tell the story of texas. we also have temporary exhibitions, including fly girls, which is what we're standing in right now, and two theaters which show films regularly. >> this is texas, cradle of our army's air force this is an aaf field, too. but overheadquarters rides a strange little girl gremlin and out of those buses are stepping girls, girls who give a new angle to an air force story. they're wasps, women's air force service pilots. >> the fly girls exhibition is very special to us and it's an exhibition that we opened on veterans day. and to

this is an original portrait of steven austin who is considered father of anglo colonization in texas. we believe this portrait was painted from life before his death in 1836. this is a very important map that was researched and compiled by austin. if he and his father knew that if texas was to be successful that they would have to have a good map of the area. and so he worked with the tanner publishing company in philadelphia to create this map. the earliest one was in 1830. they issued several editions the last one being in 1836. this is an original imprint of that 1836 map. you will notice that it still has the mexican eagle down here because at this time even though it is dated 1836 it was at the time of publication it was part of mexico. this book was actually a publication of the proceedings of the convention of texas enoctober of 1832. and he was the president of this convention. and it was a number of the prominent men who met to draw up a list of grievances that they had with the mexican government for a variety of reasons we are not sure about it was never presented to the m

>> jimmy: have you ever been to austin, texas? >> i shot a movie there this summer.a lot of food. >> i was shooting a movie where i was playing a personal trainer. so i had to be in ridiculous shape. i couldn't eat anything. no queso. i'm so excited for this barbecue. >> jimmy: excellent. guillermo, you're out. >> he was so excited about it. >> jimmy: he can be a part of it too. >> jimmy: cobie smulders! "marvel's avengers: age of ultron" opens in theaters may 1st. we'll be back right back. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. beth forr birthday. you know mobile share value plans now include rollover data, so the data you don't use this month rolls over to the next month. wow, even better. so what are you gonna do with your old phone? i'm giving it to my sister emily. she gets all my old hand-me-downs. oh i'm into bedazzling too. and you admit that? yeah...i...i used to be into bedazzling. i'll go get your phone. get the iphone 6 with rollover data to share. only from at&t. at with a great sandwich onrts the new

. >> reporter: stacy may live in a normal austin, texas, neighborhood. but inside her home it's more like the jetsons. >> say hello to our new maid rosie. >> can you throw a forward pass? >> reporter: at least as close as you can get. and all the weirdness that goes with it. >> okay, ubi. may some music. >> okay i will play cher. >> reporter: so maybe some technology isn't quite ready for primetime. >> that's the dumbest gadget i own. >> reporter: stacy's world is a small window -- >> when you touch it it turns on. >> reporter: -- into what we could all have with patience and perseverance at&t calls digital life. where you can remote control virtually your entire house from your phone. smarthome gadgets are poised to be the next big thing. sales of smart gadgets are expected to exceed 36 million unit in the next two years. her devices and appliances are all connected to each other and to the internet. which means stacy can control them remotely from her phone. >> when i look at the app i can see that the garage door is closed. when i want it to open i hi

on jimmy >> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- willie nelson. colin hanks. and music from edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i reckon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. howdy. how are you doing? thank you very much. thank you for joining us here at the long center in austin, texas. that's very nice of you. well, that is greatly appreciated. i don't want to leave either but i have to leave because if i stay any longer my body will turn into brisket. and i will have no choice but to eat myself. i really do have to go home. none of my clothes fit anymore. my socks are even tight. that's when you know. i had to buy a new suit. my head is so fat i had to put a hat on it. when we get back to l.a. i'm going directly to zumba without hesitation. i'm going to miss being here, i'm going to miss all of you, i really am. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i have to say? i kind of feel like you guys should stop having fun when we leave. i don't like the idea

the next evolution of membership is here. >>> austin, texas, august 26th, 2005. vity on 6th street, university of texas undergraduate laura ashley hall finds herself alone in an interrogation room contemplating the possibility of prison. police have already charged laura with hindering apprehension for driving boyfriend colton pitonyak into mexico after he kills his own girlfriend, 21-year-old jennifer cave. investigators also suspect laura of dismembering the corpse in colton's bathtub, cutting off the head and hands to prevent identification. >> didn't say anything about handling the body. >> i didn't touch the body. >> didn't say anything about handling things -- >> i didn't touch the hacksaw. >> when did we talk about a hacksaw? >> we didn't. i read it in the paper. >> do you believe everything you read it in the paper? >> no. >> how did you know there was a hacksaw involved? >> he told me he went and bought the hacksaw. he confessed that. >> laura is in the box for more than eight hours tweaking, revising, and sometimes inventing her narrative. >> he said tha

we will be in austin, texas all next week, so i thought it a good idea tonight to have everyone on thepeople are in their homes and at various places of business watching the show as we do it. now we can see you in addition to you seeing us. let's start up in the corner there with amanda. hello, amanda. amanda is from st. edwards. let's put her up right here. how are you? >> i'm doing great, jimmy, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. what should we do in austin next week? >> definitely alamo draft house. if you want to see an old movie like the ninja turtles from the 1990s, that is the place. >> jimmy: i definitely don't want to see that. but i have been to the alamo draft house, it's a great spot. they bring you food and beer in the middle of the movie. >> it is fantastic. >> jimmy: that's all right. any other tip? what's going on in your place by the way? there's a lot of junk around. >> i run a store and i offer my cat butt doodle services. i illustrate all sorts of cat butts. >> jimmy: those are really good. >> thanks. i have wrapping paper too. >> jimmy: wait a minute, it

ed right now i'm in austin texas. i was in los angeles and san francisco and las vegas in the last few days talking in total to thousands of people who are disgusted with the gap in income equality. they want to break up the huge banks on wall street. they want a new trade policy. as you and i have discussed, i am giving serious thought to running for president of the united states. when you take on the military industrial complex, the coke brothers and all of the big money people in the country that is not an easy task. before you jump in you have to make sure that you're going to do it right, that you have the political infrastructure to do it in 50 states that you can raise the hundreds of millions of dollars that you need because if you can't do that it's not worth doing. you are absolutely right. we need to have a real debate. are we prepared to take on the billionaire class? in the last two years, the 14 wealthiest people in this country saw an increase in their wealth of $157 billion. that's more wealth than th

>> announcer: from austin, texas -- it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus, director robert rodriguez, gary clark jr. and music from spoon. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you guys? everybody all right? very exciting. thank you very much. welcome to the beautiful long center. we are on the road tonight. thank you. that's very nice. goodnight, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i really appreciate that. that's very nice, and oh, i'm going to say, how about this. gary clark jr. is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us. thanks to all of you. we really appreciate, thank you for lining up to get in here. and happy st. patrick's day, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] finally, an excuse for people here in austin to drink. today is st. patrick's day. and tomorrow is throw up in the little trash bin in your hotel room day. we have a cherished st. patrick's day tradition on our show, no matter where we are. i don't know how ma

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david: i want to move the market to austin, texas.ter that winter in the northeast. >>> they used to be some of the most coveted jobs in chicago. working for oprah winfrey at harpo studios. liz: now the studio is closing. hundreds are people are out of work starting today. jeff flock is live at harpo. the end of an era. oprah is moving operations to california. what's the mood? >> well, you know, not as negative as you might think, as i report to you from oprah winfrey way here. she was a legend here, when you think back to what all of this was and what she did for chicago, tremendous. take a look back at oprah back in the heyday. remember when she shed 67 pounds? today, as you report, she's shedded 200 jobs. they are moving out to the west coast where the own studios are based. oprah joins the ranks of the famous chicagoans and decided to move away, include the likes of michael jordan and hugh hefner and the guy that moved to washington. i don't know if he's coming back or not. they make their mark and fly away. she does leave a trem

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. >>> an antismoking law could be bad news for barbecue lovers in austin texas. smoke is coming from some restaurants has some resident also fired up. restaurants often burn woods for day as they slow cook their meat. some residents have complained saying the smoke is seeping into their homes. the city plans to regulate the smoke from food trucks and restaurants. >>> a bankruptcy judge has made a ruling the sale of the former revel casino to glen straub has been approved. his polo club will by it for $82 million. he has to go through with ten tenants and decide whether they stay or go. >>> pills bury dough boy creator, has died, perez was 89 years old. >>> stocks are higher, markets are closed for good friday. there's anticipation for the march employment report that is expected to come out today. >>> the knockout fight is $8,000 on the resale mark that's the highest medium price for any sporting event. i think mayweather has some following. >>> a caribbean vacation turns deadly for one couple. why officials are not look fork a killer. >>> a millionaire murder su

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. >>> austin, texas has passed a unique antismoking law and it's bad news for barbecue lovers. restaurants burn woods for days as they slow cook the meat. some residents complained saying the smoke seeps into their homes. the city plans to regulate the amount of smoke that comes from food trucks and restaurants. tam said that aroma is not smoke it's perfume. >> a mother's legal nightmare gun is they she carries for protection is over. >> it was so mild and nice yesterday, 67 degrees. today, 68, mild and intermittent rain and thunderstorms an downpours for the day. i'll have the day planner forecast guys, to get you some errands, that's coming up next. good friday, not so good on i-95 yikes already a parking lot this morning southbound from the platt bridge through this point into girard. left lane blocked because of the crash southbound. multiple lanes blocked northbound because of separate crash at girard avenue. i would start to think alternates, like frank ford avenue this morning. regional rails new schedules taking effect on sunday. expect minor tweaks and pick up a new ti

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it will mention not only the gig the gig city chat anooga tennessee but also hybrid models like austin texas and kansas city as well and san francisco in my in my opinion must do much more to ensure that all of our residents have access to high speed affordable broadband internet and that digital inclusion that some of folks in the audience the media a alliance and the utility reform network and advocated for years in other places as well that digital inclusion should be a key priority for our own technology plan and having residents that are from the affected communities really should be involved in helping to drive our so-called smart city and development of our city so that no one is left behind on the digital highway and other cities as i said have risen to the challenge to meet the needs of all of the residents with effective responses and i did mention that chat anooga over the past 10 years has developed a high speed gigabyte network that's forty times the fcc requirement of high speed internet and fifty times the average speed of speed throughout this country and the fiber to home is

we were stationed there at the university of georgia. 20 of us were picked up, though from austin, texas, and sent to texas christian university on a -- well, it was an experiment, an experiment that did not work. they wanted us to start out flying 260-horsepower vehicles rather than cubs which were 45-horsepower, and there's a major difference. the flying part did not bother us, but they made the mistake of putting 20 red-blooded american boys in jarvis hall of tcu, the girls dormitory. back in 1943, that did not work. everyone else forgets, but i can tell that i played football for texas christian university. time goes on, after a few more, i might have been all confidence. truth is i never did get in the ballgame. we broke kid of arms and a fractured cheekbone, and the navy pulled us out. -- we broke two arms and a fractured cheekbone, and the navy pulled us out. did not get to finish. it was an interesting program. they dropped the qualifications for navy pilots to have a college degree after the battle of midway. they dated -- they needed pilots. they took me in, obviously. i had a

with us from the austin texas is mario loyola, a constitutional lawyer and contributing editor the the national review. from tucson, arizona, a border litigation attorney for the american civil liberties union of arizona, he works on cases relating to civil and human rights violations. and also out of tucson, he says he has been stopped more than 300 times and frequently, films his check point refusals, his channel has gotten close to 2 million views. thank you for joining us, you say you have been stopped more than 300 times why? and over what period of time. >> sure. well, the border patrol first set up a check point along a rout that i frequent to our remote site. near mile marker 146.5, which is just a few miles outside of 3 points arizona. what is interesting about this check point, is that it is set up along the secondary rout, that runs east to west. it never intersects the border and my remote work site doesn't take me to the border, in fact, i am about how miles away, but since 2008, i have had to go through this check point on the order of about 50 to 60 times every year. tha

a new high-tech hub in austin, texas, and social media like facebook instagram and twitter, senator paulnce to own a selection from the tech point of view. he worked on strategy for president obama's first campaign. and he made white house bdo leading to his book "first cameraman." this rand paul announcement comes with a tech team. how much does he actually have? >> that remains to be seen. he is taking his digital enterprise seriously. we'll have to see how much is checking boxes and how much is in the cake of his campaign. that is something the entire gop has a problem with. they are thinking of military statistics. i have more tweets and followers. they don't get the give and take. >> how different is the landscape than from 2008? what do candidates need to think about digitally? arun chaudhary: there are two main components to how this work. one has gotten sophisticated and one has stayed the same. one is broadcasting. i think rand paul will be graded this. when the establishment has things like television and television consultants locked up . you have to get your message out. you

cutest dog on the internet right now, we have alex hote and sid via skype right this minute from austin texasow did you train sid to do this? >> you know it's kind of funny. i always grew up with him not eating my food. i always made it a point. when i would catch him when i was young trying to snatch my food i would go back in and get it. so even when we're not shooting a little video, he'll pick it up, walk around wagging his tail until he gets permission or i tell him to drop it. >> 41,000 followers on instagram. what's that feel like to have your dog be so famous? >> he has had a pretty good instagram following but in the last week it's blown up. people really go nuts over dog with his food apparently. >> does sid get to eat all the food in the picturors does he get a treat after the picture? >> he does get a treat and as bad as this sounds i actually eat the food. i don't like to let things go to waste. >> it's been through quite a bit. >> a year on the first that sid was hit by a car. i feel very fortunate to still have him with me and be in the position we're in now. >> you are actuall

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san antonio businessman gil puente an alumnus of the gary job corps center outside of austin, texas was. of course, being a school dropout the only work i used to do was a migrant worker. you know, some of my friends that had been in school with me and they had dropped out of school and they h joined job corps. i said wow, if these guys made it i can make it, too. i was there for one purpose, to gain a skill, a vocation, learn a trade. so after being there 16 months at gary job corps center i graduated as a auto mechanic i got my gold seal you know, my ged and it was real exciting for me. so to me it was like here it is on a silver platter. what are you going to do with it? i got a job. i got hired. and i was there for almost 10 or 11 years, but i felt like, i think it's time for me tjust quit and start on my own, my own business. i started rebuilding compressors. slowly the business started picking up and my dream was coming true. and maybe if it wasn't for the job corps, i'd be back in my hometown. maybe not there, but in jail or maybe you know, the easy life. i'd probably be involved

staff for the great work he has done on this reaching out to the community groups as well and austin texas is one of the public private partnerships i believe with a google connection and i know they have a very explicit digital inclusion plan strategy vision and action plans and from simple things like an annual digital divide survey which i know is one of your recommendations to even having engaged community groups participating in advicing the technology directors in their city and my hope is that we're looking at your report for examples of what our city can do to have an explicit inclusion vision and strategy like we did in 2007 for our city and the media alliance also developed different strategies that i think our city adopted for a short time but i'm hoping we can be brought up to speed but lastly, where's the low hanging fruit that might cost quite a bit of money in the long run but where do you think our short-term strategies that move us more to bridging the divide? >> chair mar i think that back to the question supervisor christiansen asked, getting to the affordability issue,

. >> reporter: just moments ago, a severe thunderstorm watch has been issued just north of austin, texas. this is in that pocket of severe storm activity tonight that we're watching. waco you're in it. dallas, down to san antonio, be on alert. a little bit back there in parts of colorado and western kansas. tomorrow this is the friday threat area. shreveport's in it dallas kay woe, almost up to little rock and the elevated risk off to the west. this is not spring in some places in the nation. look at the numbers by tomorrow morning. temperatures sub-freezing in a lot of places. that's why we see frost and freeze warnings. >> ginger thank you. >>> to boston tonight. the question should dzhokhar tsarnaev live or die and a dramatic day in court. the pros cue resting their case after showing wrenching images of the youngest victim 8-year-old martin richard. another witness a come bat surgeon who served in iraq and afghanistan, testifying the injuries he saw in boston were as gruesome as anything he saw on the battlefield. >>> tonight, the apology from general david petraeus after his sentenc

. >> dicky: from austin, texas -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"!- kevin hart, brad paisley matthew mcconaughey and tomi fujiyama with cleto and the cletones. and now, word back y'all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice.

. >> ♪♪ : from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, bill murray.he walking dead," norman reedus. steven yeun. and melissa mcbride. plus music from the weeknd. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >> ♪♪ >> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- willie nelson.dward sharpe & the magnetic zeros. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i reckon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

born in austin, texas, ms. fiorina is 60 years old. she's married to retired at&t executive frank fiorina. prior to entering politics mrs. fiorina served as c.e.o. of hewlett-packard. but in 2009, she was diagnosed with breast cancer and was forced to undergo a double mastectomy. after making a full recovery in 2010 mrs. fiorina ran for the u.s. senate as the republican candidate in california. she was defeated by senator barbara boxer. today, although some republicans are unsure about mrs. fiorina for her moderate-conservative opinions and the fact she has never held elected office, her business experience is regarded by many as a positive for the republican party. indeed, in 2008, then-g.o.p. presidential nominee john mccain defended carly fiorina's record as a business leader. >> i know that she was a very successful business woman, started out as a part-time secretary and made her way to the top of the corporate ladder as one of the biggest c.e.o.'s in the united states of america. >> question, could mrs. fiorina defeat hillary cli