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but autozone is better. may i go to richard in florida, please. richard. >> caller: booyah to you, from miami. how you doing jim? >> real good, how about you? >> caller: i'm doing great. i have a portfolio -- really good portfolio with sherwin williams, i have been with them for 15 years. what would it take for that stock to go over $200 -- >> that wasn't a good quarter, sir. i was on the sherwin williams conference call. and they screwed up on a lot of things. i'll tell you if i want paint now, i would actually trade out of sherwin williams and go to ppg which has a substantially good paint division that didn't have the problems that sher win williams had. may i go to mike in louisiana, please. >> caller: hey, this is mike. >> mike. >> caller: i'd like to know my stock is monsanto and i'd like to know if you see any growth in it? >> monsanto is so tough because here we are -- i talked with jeff hartung, talked about the idea of feeding the world at all costs and it comes to monsanto, we're getting a big farm bill. we talked to agco. here's the wa

> the united states policy is that and position is that serious future cannot include russia are autozone because the syrian people have so clearly shown that he cannot be a part of the future or transitional government in syria. that is not a decision that we make here in the united states. that is a decision that the syrian people have made and suffered in the past several years. at the hands of the brewing regime. there is no possibility in our view, and this is simply a reflection of the view of the syrian people and certainly of the opposition that a transitional government or governing authority could include the leader as part of it. but the purpose of the talks that have started, albeit without significant progress is to find a path toward and a transitional governing authority that can be agreed upon. the only way that can be agreed upon is that it not include the leader as far as the opposition is concerned and we certainly support that. our goal is to bring an end to the conflict through a negotiated political settlement and that, again, cannot be possible. >> if they're intere

only autozone and viacom are up there in terms of the way they bought stock back. >> so much stock they bought back which has been a key in the media business. we are suffering through another winter storm in the new york area we're talking about snow and sleet and ice bombarding, by the way, the southeast before it got to us, hundreds of thousands without power, thousands of flights have been canceled. the storm also causing the senate banking committee to postpone today's hearing on janet yellen that's why i was unsure about today's show. no, not today, part two of her testimony on monetary policy will be rescheduled. >> and will retail sales be rescheduledle? the january number. >> we can just keep blaming the weather. >> i will blame the weather but we'll hear from whole foods which talks about weather and competition. we've got a lot ahead of us in this show. >> and we'll get reaction to the comcast/time warner cable deal from leslie moonves. you just heard jim mention it live and exclusive interview, an interview with walter robb. we'll be talking to him right here on "squawk on t