"that's awapuhi, and it smells good." you can't celebrate in football anymore ? that's a rule change ? are you kidding me ? if i score a touchdown, which is unlikely, because i went un-drafted yet again... despite a solid 40 and great hands, i will celebrate. and i'm not gonna point to the heavens either, i'm gonna go like this... because god is everywhere. he is. he's in my soul. he can be in yours. you have to invite him. he's like a vampire. the dude's got rules. "stop celebrating and just do your job." their job's to catch a ball. i don't care if you get in the end zone and have a ten-minute tea party, it's a game. just don't get mad at me when you're paralyzed from the neck down being carted off the field 'cause some free safety took your head off, and you see me in the stands going, "ha-ha ! "dance now, you overpaid clown ! "how does it feel to know "god hates you ? "maybe v-8 will sponsor a vegetable." yeah. saw a guy wearing a "what would jesus do ?" bracelet and a lance armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid and rubbed his eyes, and the kid