we're hanging out with aziz ansari! [ cheers and applause ] "master of none" this friday. ywhere, i like to look at the reviews on yelp first. >> sure. >> jimmy: yeah. well i've noticed that sometimes the owners of these places will respond when someone posts a negative review, and it can get a little >> mm-hmm. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so, i found a bunch of great yelp fights between customers and owners, and i think we should act them out. it is time for "dramatic yelp reviews." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dramatic yelp reviews >> jimmy: now you should know that all of these yelp reviews and responses are all 100% real. for each of these, i'll be playing the customer, and aziz will be playing the owner, okay? here's the first one. ♪ [ light laughter ] i stopped in for lunch today for the very first time, was charged $12 for a chicken parm and a couple of spoonfuls of baked ziti and a small piece of italian bread on a styrofoam plate, along with a bottle of snapple. the piece of chicken was modest in size. they provide the smallest plastic utensils available.

tonight -- aziz ansari. host of nbc's "world of dance" jenna dewan tatum. music from lany.eaturing the 8g band with thaddeus dixon. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies anentlemen, seth meyers. >> good evening everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how are we all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. acting fbi director andrew mccabe testified before the senate intelligence committee today. it went like this, "do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" "i do." "okay. you're fired." [ laughter ] in an interview today, president trump called former fbi director james comey a "showboat" and a "grand stander." he's a showboat. [ laughter ] if your ego was any bigger, you'd start putting your name on your name. [ laughter and applause ] in the same interview, president trump said that comey told him at dinner that he was not under investigation. okay, but if you -- if you were under investigation, do you think an fbi agent would just tell you? [ light laughter ] do you also think s.w.a.t

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- aziz ansari, katherine waterston, musical guest, blondie,

kevin bacon, aziz ansari, [ cheers and applause ] tina fey, michelle pfeiffer, and derek jeter will all big performances from chris stapleton and blondie. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's going to be great. but first, we've got a a fantastic show tonight. he's such a great actor. from the hit showtime series "billions," paul giamatti is here. >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] love that man. >> jimmy: he's a good man. not now, not here yet. i'm just saying he's on the show tonight. he got a standing ovation. >> steve: not coming on, yeah. save it for when he really comes out. >> jimmy: save it for when he really comes out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's gonna really love that. wow, they love paul giamatti. >> steve: they put too much -- >> jimmy: i will say, he's got a cool new mustache, too. >> steve: does he really? new stashio? >> jimmy: usually he does like, nowadays, it's kind of like a a goatee. >> steve: goatee, yeah. >> jimmy: now he's gone just full 'stache. it looks sharp. >> steve: he's 'staching it up? >> jimmy: yeah. plus she's the biggest supermo

tonight -- aziz ansari. host of nbc's "world of dance" jenna dewan tatum. music from lany. this is "late night." how are we all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. acting fbi director andrew mccabe testified before the senate intelligence committee today. it went like this, "do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

. ♪ >> this week on "late night with seth meyers", danny devito, cecile richards, aziz ansari, and music the best way to get together is with a treat you make together. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to cobie smulders, chris meloni, maggie rogers, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thaddeus dixon, of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: good evening and welcome to "last call." i'm carson daly. thanks for being here. i'm going to guide you through the show tonight. we've got a great stand-up, mary mack is on the program.

today, from the series "master of none," aziz ansari.of over their heads. let's get ready for a special mother's day inbox. all next on "live!" ♪ [cheers and applause] and now, here are kelly ripa and ryan seacrest! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪