. >> trump is ready to overuse his power like a beyonce fan overuses the b.b. emoji.ho did anything wrong about, with, or for russia, trump could say never happened. and they all go free. dead-ass. and that brings us to... >> the weird question. >> once he's done pardoning all his pooems for whatever they did wrong, can trump pardon himself? forget maga-man. that would be like trump finding the constitutional infinite complex. treason? pardon. super adultery? pardon, pardon, pardon. america, i don't feel so good. have faith, minhaj-aholics. trump can't pardon himself because the constitution doesn't allow it. >> nobody knows for sure if trump could pardon himself, but the constitution doesn't say for sure he can't. >> what? so trump maybe could pardon himself? i thought that was obstruction of justice, but then he would pardon himself for obstruction of justice, which wouldn't be obstruction of justice but then he would pardon himself! nooo! guys go to hasanthe record its.com, and pick up my brand of water, hasani. water is gasoline for the brain. drink about it. >> t