playing one of the three number and b.j. novak and dead weather will join us. then on saturday night, when we're not usually on, "jimmy kimmel's big night of stars". it's a very special one-on-one interview show, featuring michael phelps, tracy morgan, salma hayek, neil patrick harris, jason segal, matthew fox, tina fey, adam carolla, kevin james and more. so check that out at 10:00 p.m. here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] i don't care what you do. this is exciting. our first guest tonight is a four-time nba champion, a 15-time all-star and unquestionably the greatest irish-american player in the american history. now you can see him face off with the world's greatest athletes on his new show "shaq versus" here on abc tuesday nights at 9:00. plea wow. you've got one of those fancy new -- what's happening? thank you for coming. good to see you. >> any ime, brother. >> you're a small phone? >> no. this is a phone i had when i first came into the nba. oichbs t i was on the internet and i found it and i use it. >> it is usable? >> sure. >> are your thumbs too big