. >> i don't care. >> give me my ba loanee. >> no. >> give me my ba loanee now! >> no. >> i need my baloney! >> stephen: if we don't respond to this crisis who knows how much mexican mystery meat will see this year. without a proper border fence built from san diego, california, to brownsville, texas, there's really no way to control the amount of ba loanee that's coming across our border illegally every day, every week or every year. the illegal importation of ba loanee is a transnational criminal epidemic. >> mexico has its tentacle, criminal tentacles that extend throughout all of north america. now that may sound way out there. but if you can bring illegal ba loanee not united states, you can also bring tiny little items necessary to create a suitcase too. >> stephen: and if that doesn't scare you off, this black market baloney, consider this. >> it could cause vomiting and diarrhea. >> stephen: but there is something you can do. >> the most patriotic thing an american can do to help the ba loanee economy is to eat more baloney. >> stephen: just make sure it'