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. >> babe, we are human, you knoll what i mean? >> this family cannot function without you. and despite what people say, this is not going to be our last christmas together. >> reporter: it's a humiliating reversal of fortune for a family drenched in opulence. now, the gee defamily scramblin to sell their home. the price tag? just under $4 million. a temple of excess, falling victim to their harsh new reality. also on the market, their vacation home on the jersey shore, which they're listing at a loss, for $315,000. trying to move quickly with the clock ticking down. and so that's when the emotion racheted up in the courtroom. the judge was really angry at them. >> the judge pointed at teresa at one point and said, you don't have respect for the law. i'm not convinced. i truthfully don't know that you know what you did was wrong. and that factored into her sentence. at one point, the judge said, i was prepared for probation, but then, once she realized that teresa didn't come clean on her financial disclosure, she said, you merit incarceration. >> reporter: the judge handed

she went up to this -- ♪ oh, babe, it hurts ♪ . she says, that, i don't know if i can sing it. and i hit it. it's a prt of my singing i don't use often. because it was someone else guiding me, i did it. i'm a little out of my zone on a couple of these. yet it makes for really good music. >> that's a good thing. have you noticed -- you were describing your voice a moment ago. can you tell, can you hear, has your voice changed over the 25 years? >> my voice has gotten healthier. >> right. >> i have noticed the change. i listened to the older records. there are different times in my life. different albums where i can hear the different health i had when i was still eating sugar. the healthier my body is, the healthier my voice is. it's like a muscle. like an athlete. >> that makes sense. >> absolutely. when my nutrition and general state of health, sleep. state of health, sleep. so i think this is the strongest that my voice has been is right here. >> what do you still get out -- we want to go back to the fans on the cover of the project. what do you get -- i know it's a pain to g

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. >> if i had to pick one of them, i would probably pick babe ruth. >> that is a good answer. >> whoould you choose -- mario cuomo in his prime, andrew cuomo right now, or chris cuomo? >> [laughter] this is such a cuomo family game. chris cuomo. [laughter] >> joel, the "washington post" today suggests the democrats are not doing that great. other polling shows that when the democrats took office, they had a big edge. who do trust for the economy, who do you trust on national security? the democrat brand is not in the same shape it was. why has that happened? >> i think it has happened largely because of congress. people view washington writ large as the most dysfunctional they have ever seen it. that has kept republican numbers depressed for a long time. numbers on the democratic party and democrats in congress have come down a bit. both of them have approval ratings in the 30's right now. i think that has to do with a macro sense that things are not working. >> why are republicans seen as better on policy today? >> i don't know. you referred to numbers from back at the beginning of

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