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♪ turn up the summer with bacardi limón. ne. ♪ >> larry: welcome back. i am here with my panel, stand-up special relevant will premiere on comedy central september 5th, and you can see him on nbc's the carmichael show, comedian lil rel howery, and very excited to have her on the show, very funny comedian, calise hawkins. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: and he is currently starring in married on fx airing thursdays, comedian and actor brett gelman. okay. so let's go there. this story happened earlier this week and i really wanted to talk about it. you guys heard about this i am sure about james harrison and the pittsburgh steelers. he post id on social media he took his son's participation trophies trophies back because they didn't earn them. because all the kids get trophies. his sons are six and eight years old. okay? >> now, i have been talking about this for a long time because i think this trophy -- is okay? do you think everyone so should get a trophy just for showing up. you have a child. >> yes, i have an eight-year-

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