the bachelorette. marc mezvinsky gets the rose.. >> this is a big [ bleep ] deal. >> reporter: obama signs health care bill. survivor. chilean mine edition. sad reality. earthquake decimates haiti. minedy aster in west virginia. 29 die. oil spill in gulf. bp dumps more than 200 million gallons. the biggest loser? you make the call. tony heyward, ceo of bp. julian assange founder of wikileaks. critics say he endangerers thousands of lives. lebron james. the man's national televised special sticks it to his hometown. >> i'm going to take my talents to south beach. >> reporter: the amazing race. candidates don't just get down but also -- >> man up. >> reporter: the rhetoric might be low, but -- >> the rent is too damn high. >> reporter: and the president? >> can take the endorsement and shove it. >> reporter: extreme makeover white house edition. not just a paint job, but -- >> shellacking. >> reporter: real world white house edition. can we believe his popularity dropped so much? >> yes we can, but -- >> reporter: but it could be wor

"the bachelorette." marc mezvinsky gets the rose. newlyweds and divorce court. >> i had affairs.orter: "deal or no deal." >> this is a big [ bleep ] deal. >> reporter: obama signs health care bill. "survivor," chilean mine edition. >> chi-chi-chi. le-le-le. >> reporter: sad reality, earthquake decimates haiti. mine disaster in west virginia. 29 die. gargantuan oil spill in gulf. bp dumps more than 200 million gallons. "the biggest loser," you make the call. tony hayward, ceo of bp. >> i want my life back. >> reporter: julian assange, founder of wikileaks. critics say he endangered thousands of lives. lebron james demands national, televised special. then sticks it to his hometown. >> i've decided to take south beach. >> reporter: "the amazing race." candidates don't just get down. but also -- >> man up. >> reporter: the rhetoric might be low. but -- >> it's too damn hot. >> reporter: and the president. >> take the endorsement and shove it. >> reporter: "extreme makeover: white house edition." not just a paint job. >> a shellacking. >> reporter: "real world: white house edition."

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