mommy got rejected by the latch bachelor, daddy got rejected by the bachelorette. not everyone fared as well. most notably in jared put the ka kabash on a history with ashley. >> do you want to go home tomorrow? >> i think i'm leaving right now, actually. i really wanted to be it, though. >> jerry broke up with me yesterday. and he left, and now i'm in the car. i let him go. and it was really bad. no, but like, close enough. >> jimmy: that's about as near as they get to love. by the way, how much would it suck to be the bachelor of paradise limo driver? everyone's crying. you probably never get a tip, right? >>> we have music tonight from a talented young woman, named rita ora. we had a meeting and decided to make it even catchier if that's possible. we collected a bunch of, you know, those clickbait headlines where they, you won't believe these five things you eat every day are killing you? well, we gathered a bunch of real lines like that. rita set them to music to create a song i believe will be impossible to resist. here now, the clickbait song, please welcome

of the bachelorette.uestion the bachelors and everyone questions the audience and then half are eliminated. shouldn't they do the debate the same way? >> yes. >> right? and there is a bar at my show and people drink. i do think a drunk man's actions are a sober man's thoughts and that would help elections. >> i like the idea of the candidates dancing with the audience during the commercials. and then when you come back half are gone. >> that too would be really good. >> by the way, there was no discussion of cecil the lion. shame on you jake tapper. you have been to the library? >> yes. >> i can't believe they let you in, and then i can't believe they let you leave. >> there was an incredible snack bar. it was great. you get to the oval office and you get to go to air force one. you get to watch how that mandy stroyed the -- how that man destroyed the country. >> you are so stupid. >> magical thinking. >> his iran deal was the worst. >> the second worst. >> worser. >> i have a question about trump. can he

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. >> hey, are we talking "bachelorette: boomer edition"?> okay. >> i mean, the man of your dreams might be in this audience right now. >> this is true. >> but first, i need to get you to $1 million. >> that would help. >> so here's what you're up against: 14 questions, the money values growing from $500 all the way up to $1 million. [cheers and applause] every question you answer correctly moves you one step closer to that top prize. remember, at any time, you can walk away with the money you've

you have a rowdy bunch, a bachelorette party and me. you need more than one person to give out the alcohol. i have to be on the shift with her? this stinks. why do i have to carry the extra weight? >> what does the flight attendant do besides hand you booze? >> i can't think of anything. >> a woman serving you booze on the button. >> the airline accommodated her and said that was a bad idea. that creates a few problems perhaps here, a little intellectual integrity. either uh come dit or don't accommodate. i don't know what it means -- for example, if you were to decide cash dash your religion kept from speaking into a camera. i don't know the limits of the accommodations. >> so she should quit? >> why shouldn't she quit. it is against her religion. >> why doesn't she become an adult film star and then quit when they ask her to get nude? >> you are so closed minded. >> she tech -- technically changed religions. that's the easy llama phobia thing her lawyer is trying to do. >> it is more like alcohol phobia. what makes no sense is why not

the bachelor or bachelorette. >> amazing. >> this is the worst rose ever. >> which one do i take? >> that pile right there. >> okay. >> this is exciting. >> why'd i get this one. >> you can work with it. >> is it bad? >> for you, yes. >> i don't know what i'm going to do here. well -- >> survivor. >> how'd you know? >> she cheated. >> i was going to put the food you can't get in the wilderness. greg: let's call it a draw. you are terrific. >> thank you for having us. rosanna: ben, aren't you having a baby? >> well, my wife is. greg: when is your wife due? >> right after jesus, the day after christmas. rosanna: crazy talk today. channel 9. my 9. our sister station. >> thank you. greg: we are going to the commercial please. coming up, oh, mia anglo, her stuff is up for sale. rosanna: we'll see how to own home of progresso, we love all kinds of chicken soups... but just one kind of chicken. it's white breast meat chicken every time. because white breast meat chicken releases its flavor into the broth and absorbs more flavor from it. and in vineland, it's all about flavor so if you're

>> yes, we are going after girls on a bachelorette party and i needed to see if they were doing something off color at the end of the day, the girls were drunk and i had to take care of them. >> wow. >> if the guy is that paranoid maybe not ready for the commitment. >> yeah. listen, congratulations. >> september 14th. we'll be tuning in. >> we're back. >> thank you. >> we appreciate it. >> great to see you again. when we come back, i will ride the scooter again. >> there we go. don't fall. >> get one for us. >> it is a thousand bucks. we'll be right back. oh, stay on that one. sometimes it's hard to catch all your favorite shows. you're killing me, dad. give me that, please. enhanced dvr, you can. time. plus, you can record in one room and watch in another. p so you can enjoy tv on your schedule. welcome to the future. yes, welcome. get over 200 hd channels, internet, and unlimited calling for $89.99 a month. time warner cable. yoplait greek 100. for when you just can't make it without a protein-packed, thick and creamy, power-me-up-with-something filling taste-bud-loving, satisfaction by

. >> jimmy: i think you would make a great bachelorette. i don't know if the producers have been in touch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ever considered that? >> we've been talking about it. nothing too much right now. as much as i date, i do have high standards. >> jimmy: you do? >> i do. i have a rigorous application process before anyone can date me. i wish i had those in place when i met you. >> he has webbed feet! >> i'm a frog. we all do. >> how was i supposed to know that, huh? they don't teach you that in school. the only time i ever came across a frog in school i directed it. >> aagh! i bet you ripped its heart out too. >> yes! yes! >> jimmy: this is genuinely uncomfortable, it really is. >> you don't know the half of it. >> jimmy: miss piggy, you actually -- i know if you're looking for somebody, we have put together a profile for you. have you heard of tinder? >> oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're interested in this. but if you are, we put something together for you. put that up on the wall there. >> okay. >> that

he's like one of these bachelorette presidents. >> why does it have to be the women being thin skinned? come on, guys. >> or the bachelor, i'm sorry. i didn't mean it to be sexist. it's getting, as fox said, a little tiresome. >> the power of fox, i think, is in question in this campaign season, too. the most fascinating analysis i've seen this week about scott walker dropping out is the power of rush limbaugh. scott walker was rush limbaugh's favorite candidate until donald trump came along and rush discovered trump was his audience's favorite candidate. and he's in his business for the ratings. he went with his audience, abandoned walker, went with trump and now there's no more walker. and trump is at the top of the polls. rush limbaugh in this analysis is way more important to trump than fox news can ever be.. >> exactly right. the folks back scott walker were the koch brothers. this is also a debate about incredible ideology. trump is stirring the pot of an extreme republican party and that's one of the reasons why fox news may want to turn down the dial on him. because everybody k

. >> jimmy: this is the same sort of thing that chris harrison looks for on the "after the bachelorette final rose." >> always an inspiration. always an inspiration, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. so you pretty much know what questions you're going to ask. >> yes. >> jimmy: you go in there. this is a hard job because anything you say, if you try to keep things on track, if you have to scold somebody, certain segment of the population gets angry at you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you handle that? are you concerned about that? do you try to actively avoid that? >> we've been doing a lot of mock debates. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. and my team has been throwing a lot of shade at me. >> jimmy: who plays donald trump in these mock debates? >> no one you know. >> jimmy: chewbacca out of hollywood boulevard? >> no. no. very smart and charming gentleman we have working at cnn. >> jimmy: i see. >> but it's not just him. i mean, there are -- anybody could really come -- look, some people are going to will a good night tonight night and some people are not going to have a good night. they're going to compl

they couldn't dress as strippers at a bachelorette party, boys withering under the heft of responsibilitys not really us versus the police but cops versus coddled media hacks with no concept of how the world works. seriously, the police should start taping their own videos of weak male bloggers when they come crying for help after their iphone or man purse gets stolen on the subway. the next time they report a mugging say wow i feel like such a jerk helping you out. seeing this reflection of myself i want to turn away. would buzz feed ever have these goofs dress up as bloods and crips and mock them? no, they're cowards. cops are easier targets. >> was i too hard on them and they were trying to be thoughtful and self-deprecating? >> i think in some ways they were making fun of themselves as wimpy male bloggers and could never be police officers. >> i don't know if they work for buzz feed. i just assume they should. >> they should go make a list. >> buzz feed is good at lists, eric. >> the most baffling part about this buzz feed story, tuesday nbc dropped $200 million into buzz feed. they s

out of the writer/director, leslye headland, who is this amazing talented gal who did the movie "bachelorette." which many people have seen. yep, so, this is her secon movie. the way she sold it was calling it "when harry met sally for ass [ bleep ]." >> seth: got it. >> for a-holes, for those wondering what just came out of pl [ laughter ] >> dr seth: put them where ever you nt. want. probably after the "a" is the best call. but what she means by that is a-hole t >> seth: right. >> it might be better to say "when harry met sally with a-holes." i think alison and i are okay with that. but the idea is like, for people -- she's very cynical when mehe wrote this, very cynical to romanbe, she was going through a bad breakup. so she is like, you know, i don't want to watch a romantut movie, i don't want to watch a romantic comedy. so then, she went ahead and wrote this one and directed and we're starring in it. where it is basically two people having a tough time. i'm a little bit of a womanizer. alison brie's character is someone who's stuck on a marri gu ify. so we're both going about trying to

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. >> did you a bachelorette party? >> no. >> did you have one? yeah. >> how it was? >> huh? >> where was it? what was the city? >> huh? >> she is pleading the 5th. you. it does. >> i will be in vegas for mine. >> are you announcing? dates. >>> beautiful weather all week long, the temperatures with r so nice, you could have had the win does open. the skies are perfect around 80 or 81 degrees for than. as the sun comes up, here's the live picture from the gwb. hopefully you're making your getaway early to enjoy this beautiful day. 76% humidity, and pressure is on the rise, and low to mid-60s on the island. hampton at 65. 67 for lost lynn, and get closer to the -- 67 for brooklyn, and get in here, it's more bearable. temperatures with the wind coming in. it was really nice. morning lows at 58 here in sussex: this evening, another beautiful night. if you want to give your ac a break and open the windows, the temperatures are nice. not too hot. low 80s, the top temperature through the afternoon, and across the entire area, there's a lot of sunshine, and no worries about clouds or

you didn't know better and you looked at this panel you thought, oh, that's an episode of "the bacheloretten. >> cnn did a great job but i thought you should have had the roses. there was a lot of yelling. reminded me of my house. it was like they should change the name of the debates to the gop debate for those of you who are fantasy football draft and there's not enough men yelling over one woman. it was incredible. >> oh, paul. specifically ben carson, ben carson. i don't know if he simply would say you would like this rose to him after last night. how did he do? >> well, i think the question that we have to investigate is who shot ben carson with a tranquilizer dart just before the debate? i mean, come on. >> oh. >> he has low energy. he has the energy and enthusiasm of a ben carson supporter. seriously. he's got kind of a dower demeanor. can you imagine he's your doctor and he comes into the office and you don't know and you're like i got to get the last rights. >> you're sounding a little trump-esque. i know he said he makes jeb bush look like the energizer bunny. chris christie seeme

i can't wait to plan the bachelorette party! >> how do you imagine that? arrests. that would be bad. >> vegas? >> we have done vegas. i think it should be something more sweet like palm springs, rent a house. >> wine country. >> dancing on tables? won't get in trouble that way. >> natalie tells me you are never too old to dance on a table. >> i have proven that. never again. i subscribe to that. >> sometimes there's more room on the table. >> true. >> all the time. i need room to do my choreography. >> when "shake it off" comes on. you have choreography at the club? >> she's got a routine. >> i'll save it for later though. >> okay. >> i want your takes on this story about how much time and effort goes into prepping for a first date. it's been a long time. >> second grade? >> 6th. >> an ask men.com survey, 28% of guys spend more than 30 minutes getting ready. >> okay. >> guys think 81% of women spend more than 30 minutes. two-thirds of men want women to have nice nails on a first date. >> do you look at your wife's nails ever? >> sometimes. >> i want men to

the bachelorette and stephen colbert and "what not to wear." "army wives and "prison wives and "sister wives, "good wife" and 40 more shows about wives! >> that's awesome. >> brilliant, so andy is getting overall good reviews this morning for the first time as the emmy host and next time you say there's nothing on tv to watch. >> andy begs to differ. >> wow. let's get to the fashions we which love. the stars were practically melting on the red carpet. temperatures soared to 96 degrees. this is a beauty korean olivia kulpa almost fainted on the red carpet tweeting this picture of herself in a wheelchair and thankfully she's okay this morning and look at mario lopez. >> oh, my gosh. >> he had to change his shiat multiple times because he kept sweating through them. ew. right. this got people talking the most, heidi klu in from versace. got a strong reaction to say the least online with some saying that this was not hei's best look. another risk-taker, january jones, "mad men" star in an emerald green juoksuit. what do you guys think? >> i like it